Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v 2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

I'm trying to remember how many books total he has sold, Boston Brand posted the numbers a while ago, but I don't think it was over 4000 total.
I'm not holding my breath, but it would be funny. I have no expectation of ever seeing on, given his low sales numbers and the population density of where I'm at. It's fun y that I've seen Marrion Zimmer Bradley books but not his. For all her wrongdoing, at least she could write.
 
Another non-contribution to our thread from this zilch.
Shit like this is why it's so hard to find anything in this thread, it's been bloated by haikus and whatever the fuck this post was supposed to be.

Be more funny!
No, child. There only one funny person in this thread, and that is The Pig of Man himself, professional comedian and author. His entire life is just one joke after another.
Enjoy Days of our Lives posting.
I. Will.
 
I saw an old text exchange I saved from Fatrick and the Pests and it got me nostalgic for the olden days. I'm actually surprised his new number hasn't been leaked by himself or put on his site because he's such an important author he needs to be able to be contacted. Maybe it's a sign he's given up the farce?

Wookie/monkeyposting and "Dan doesn't have a penis stalker" replies are a thing of the past and it's left me wanting.
 
Shit like this is why it's so hard to find anything in this thread, it's been bloated by haikus and whatever the fuck this post was supposed to be.
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It seems Rick shares the Kiwi Farms position on physical media. Of course, the true pro move is to pirate everything.
 
FOR STALKER CHILDREN EYES ONLY!

Please find attached the swatting calls made against Patrick's family in 2023. The dates are 11th of April, 12th of April (associated with a swat call), 21st of April (associated with a swat call), 22nd of April, 25th of November.
 

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So they did in fact get SWATTTTTTed numerous times. So kind of Patrick to let the Internet know the calls worked and thus it lead to more. You know, the thing you're not supposed to do.
There is something that's more interesting than that. I wonder, why is it that this was not protected under the umbrella of FBI active investigation? Why is it that as far as I see, only people with the name Patrick Tomlinson are shielded under it? That's quite an interesting question, wouldn't you agree?
 
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Very interesting rick's parents think he's possibly responsible for this.
So Rick warned his parents in advance to expect a swatting (because he was the one doing it), but they're senile and didn't realize they're not supposed to say that to the police. Holy shit!
 
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It seems Rick shares the Kiwi Farms position on physical media. Of course, the true pro move is to pirate everything.
Fake news, Fatrick! The UNILAD article talks about the DVD being rare and worth 107 dollars on Ebay, but there are dozens of copies on there for $15.
 
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Very interesting rick's parents think he's possibly responsible for this.

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"I don't know if you've met him, officer, but our oldest son is a fat faggot with bitch tits, luckily we've since had a second, better son. This has been reported many thousands of times. Yeehaw!"
 
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