You know, you'll encounter fanboys in the wild and you just brush it off and walk on, 'cause whatever, people are entitled to their strong opinions. I discovered that's not always the case, as I've had a couple of faggots actually fucking look me up and threaten my life for not being a fan of their weibo culture. Both are extremely single and these are literally the only pictures I could find of them, as they don't have any friends to take pictures and all their other profile pictures are of Agent Scully and all that shit.
Haven't dealt with my favourite iRL lolcows for awhile but he was just the very standard lefty super cuck back before it was cool to be.
I used to hang out with him a lot in our little DnD/gaming group where it was like 6 of us. I avoided politics entirely back then because I couldn't be fucked hearing him sperg when we were just trying to game but he'd go on sudden rants about when people like him finally took power, the rich would be the first to be executed. This was a guy who worked in finance and then quit to follow his life dream...of working in an Apple store for less money because he loved Apple.
He was the "stand in line" to get the newest Apple phone type of guy. He was every stereotype of an "Anarchist" who also claimed to be communist.
Once saw him having a screaming match at someone because they said Transwomen shouldn't be in women's sport. Pure screaming. He argued that it didn't matter because "biological women are just as strong as biological men". He believed women were genuinely as strong as men but deliberately hold back so they don't embarrass men.
He was a dude who thought he was a true intellectual, a real fedora tipping "m'lady" type. We were at his house for a house party one year for Halloween and he was trying to get with a girl...so he took her to his living room to show off his book shelves and discuss how he is bettering his knowledge of the world. He didn't get any pussy.
I stopped hanging out with him because the DnD group fell apart.
I got plenty of personal lolcows but I'll describe one, who I will just refer to as "Riley" for reference. I went to school with this person for three years and while I never had any personal interactions with her (at least as far as I can remember), the stories that I have heard are enough for me to briefly consider making a thread here about her, only to realize that the Great Janny Spirit would probably cast it to the spergatory for not being particularly funny or interesting (that and my thread-creation skills are fucking garbage). Which is fine. It's not that big of a loss for me. I keep my bread and circuses
Now, if I had to pin down the type of lolcow she is, I would have to pin it down as a sort of combination between Chantal, Ethan Ralph, and Elliot Rodger. Strange combination I know, but hear me out.
In regards to Chantal, she thinks that she is hot shit when in reality she looks like shit. Not even kidding. She looks like the 56% meme in female form. I swear to God I have never seen a livestream of her where she doesn't start stuffing her face at some point. I shit you not. She also seems to be in a sort of perpetual love quest. But unlike Chris-Chan, it seems that this claim is largely face-value. She couldn't keep a man if you paid her to. There was also a point where she considered becoming bisexual? Which is funny to me because imagining only changing your sexuality just to score. Interestingly, I am not the only person who came to this conclusion based on two series of DMs she leaked on her Instagram at various points and some remarks from trusted sources implying or stating that she is like the town bike in a school of town bikes. It also seems that like Chantal, her grasp of the English language can best be described as "subpar". According to one teacher we both shared at some point or another, it was not uncommon for the teacher to fail any essays she wrote on the first reading because the number of grammatical and spelling mistakes were "persistent and concerning". So much so that the few times Riley submitted any essays that weren't riddled with grammatical/spelling mistakes they were convinced that she had help writing them. Fuckin' yikes. According to another teacher, the only reason they passed her was because the staff and (allegedly) the principal got so tired of dealing with her parents asking them to raise her grades that they just passed her just so they would leave them alone. Her parents are, from what I have seen and heard, pretty nice people so make of that what ye will.
In regards to the Ralph comparisons, the most obvious is their appearance. No ass, all gunt. Also, she can't keep a man and the men she has been with are all (with one exception) either white trash or losers. The only exception was actually a close friend of mine who broke up with her because he couldn't put up with her shit anymore. Even after a Round 2 he still couldn't put up with her. The second biggest trait she shares with Ralph is anger. According to multiple sources (including the DMs that she released herself), she often gets very confrontational and aggressive when people say or do things she doesn't like, even to teachers. Often resorts to childish insults and swearing.
The Elliot Rodger comparison is the most interesting thing to me. There's the whole love quest shit that I'm not going over a third time. One thing that I found fascinating is that unlike Elliot Rodger and most incels, who try to woo potential partners with pathetic displays of kindness and wealth, Riley would do it by thotting it up with belly dance videos and other cringe-inducing displays of how "hot" she is. According to a couple of sources, she also stares at people uncomfortably and talks to herself. She also (allegedly) stalked a couple of exes but I couldn't find anything to confirm this claim and I personally don't believe it.
I have a whole bunch more, but that was one I felt like sharing.
Coming back with another one, me and my little brother share a personal lolcow together. Another 30 year old mediocre artcow by the online name of smoothcriminalgirl16, Shannen was featured AGES ago in the deviantart horrors thread as one of many who used deviantart as more of a scrapbook of daily garbage than anything and chimped out over any slight against her known as "critique". Over the years, she seems to have mellowed out(or blocked enough trolls to learn to ignore them at least), and now most of her journal posts are "one-shot" fanfictions based off anything from south park to shrek 2 and eulogy posts for every famous person ever that feel like carbon copies of one another. We came across her on my bro's tiktok by some starstruck chance about a year ago, and initially we thought it was some sort of online experiment, a stretch but maybe even a . Her plastered wig and dead eyes as she poorly flapped her gums into the camera offsync from the audio and barely moved to do more than lift an arm like some sort of flea market animatronic was mesmerizing.
Oh right, as with every deviant artisté(and genshin impact player) she plagues an absurd amount of fandoms and often times "ships" many many many children, occasionally in pedophilic relationships with adults (hence the clogging pile of "REEE ENOUGH WITH THE SHIP HATE" stamps on her profile). All her comments were once disabled, but it seems she forgot to take the stamps off from her last bout of screeching.
Her current flavour of the year is Twisted Wonderland, a gacha game made by the same chick who wrote black butler. It's about pretty and more often than not underage anime boys based off disney villains. Seeing how many plushies she owns of everything despite living in the US, I can only assume she's not wise enough to not buy them at scalper prices online and either gets tugboat money or ruins her family's wallet instead...
Have you ever wondered what would happen if a Milo Yiannopolis, Gregory Malchuk and black pigeon speaks had a fugly, long-necked, clinically retarded love child? That is basically Jesper Wille summed up to a t.
He is an alt-right gay man from South Africa that has a disturbing obsession with circumcision to the point where he advocates for the murder of those that circumcise their children, Jews specifically:
He also tried indoctrinating a random 8 year old off of Omegle into his shitty ideology:
Here's Jaiden's latest tik tok. This is her new "music video". In two years she's managed to (without a job other than e begging) release all of ONE track of her "EP" and now this 2nd one is finally almost ready. It's so cringe. Like HS kid levels of production, not even talented ones at that. Does she not realize that she's no longer attractive? She's destroyed her body and her hair looks like a chemo patient. It really is stunning how far she's fallen looks wise in just a few years.
I may have talked about this one on other threads, but she just came to my mind. Let's call her Lilly. Lilly is a woman in her 20's, but mentally she's still 14 and never grew up her past self. Lilly is the best example of a champagne socialist I have ever seen, a stellar example of someone who's obviously aware of how good they have it but still thinks their life would be better if they were a guy, for some reason. Lilly's entire existence revolves around her critical case of daddy issues: She switches around hating her dad, calling him an example of the "worst of the white men", and loving him back when he saves her from crippling debt every other week. You see, Lilly loves to play artist, spending a lot on supplies and all sorts of horseshit, and pretend she's a revolutionary, going on marches, protests and the likes, but whenever Lilly gets in trouble she calls her daddy to bail her out, at least once literally. Lilly also loves to bitch about fucking everything she can, as she lives a very comfortable life and needs to cope with it by finding things to piss herself off, often followed by booking luxury hotels overseas when she's had a bad week. Lilly loves to bitch about the rich and capitalism while living off daddy's money, earning tens of thousands a month on her "allowance" and never giving a penny of it to charity or the poor, hates everyone outside of her little circle and is a very miserable bitch in person, as I had the misfortune of having her an acquaintance!
And believe me when I say that I had to babysit Lilly and her friends when I went out with her and our mutual friend, for all of her talk she is severely entitled and won't even look at the eyes of waitstaff when ordering at a restaurant, I had to double as the "designated adult" with my mutual friend to actually display some politeness wherever we went. One of the worst nights I've had lol!
I was staying with some older relatives out in the country recently, nice and quiet but not a lot to do. One of the neighbour's daughter was visiting so they asked me to go to the nearby city with her for a day out because I'm the only other non-pensioner for miles (she was like early/mid 20s). Sure, why not.
Go to pick this person up and she's a danger hair. Uh oh. I shouldn't judge a book by its cover though, lots of people have bright green hair and are perfectly normal. After some initial small talk she starts talking about animu. Oh shit, more red flags. Maybe we're good though, I've seen some animes and some of theme were OK. And then she starts telling me about how she loves dress up and starts showing me photos of her favourite MLP costumes. Oh shit, we're in the sperg danger-zone.
This was basically me pretending we were having a serious conversation but trying not to let my sides blast off into orbit.
tbf other that the suspect interests she was pretty normal, hope its just a phase and this person doesn't go off the deep end like some of the people that have threads on here.
A horrorcow that I came across in a server years ago. He deleted his account hence the "deleted user". He used to go by "Minish".
Here's what he looks like: View attachment 3146744
>An incel that used to post on wizchan: View attachment 3146807
>Would talk about how he wanted to brutally murder his parents for circumcising him.
>Accused people that preferred cut dicks of being pedos when he was a pedo himself.
> Had a whole bunch of disturbing fetishes (Loli, shota, scat, piss) and a Twitter blog dedicated to those fetishes: View attachment 3146743
>Was a juggalo.
>Talked about how he wanted to rape women and how all women deserved to be raped: View attachment 3146751
>Used deepweb software to spy on his neighbors to see what they were downloading.
>Bragged about hacking into people's accounts.
>Wanted to shoot up a synagogue because of circumcision.
> Talked about wanting to eat human flesh.
>Is an open satanist.
> Has licked his own shit to satisfy his degenerate scat fetish: View attachment 3146752
Have you ever wondered what would happen if a Milo Yiannopolis, Gregory Malchuk and black pigeon speaks had a fugly, long-necked, clinically retarded love child? That is basically Jesper Wille summed up to a t.
He is an alt-right gay man from South Africa that has a disturbing obsession with circumcision to the point where he advocates for the murder of those that circumcise their children, Jews specifically: View attachment 3410679 View attachment 3412258
He also tried indoctrinating a random 8 year old off of Omegle into his shitty ideology: View attachment 3412281
He also has a really creepy relationship with his mom that she took a photo of him and put the caption "sunset lovers"
Also I forgot to add his Reddit account https://www.reddit.com/user/JWilleAndrew/
I mentioned my personal lolcow back in January at work. Man oh man has she provided me with 5 months of lolmilk. It’s like having to work with a combo of Ana Mardoll and Becky Gerber with some Brianna Wu thrown in.
Update on this moron. She flipped her shit about abortion. Demanded the company fund out of country moves and said anyone who disagreed with her stance on abortion was an asshole. She went specifically to find people who don’t support abortion and shame them for expressing a different opinion than hers. She also threatened HR to come after her.
So they suspended her lol.
And the first thing she does when she comes back is complain that she’s the victim, she doesn’t know why people complain about her, and she keeps goading HR to come at her, even after they already did.
We have a guy who used to be in our city’s local cosplay community (I will get to why it is “used to” in a moment). His cosplays are laughably bad. The wigs look like he just threw them in a drawer when we was done and his makeup is just smeared on. Crack whores look better than this dude. He always does female cosplays. He says he is “gay and autistic”, but honestly that is just insulting to actual gay and autistic people. He got banned from a convention for following MINORS into the bathroom and just overall being a huge creep. He is also banned from most cosplay events and is banned from the local cosplay community’s Facebook group. He does “drag” now because the cosplay community wants nothing to do with him. He uses the excuse that he is autistic to diddle kids, which is stupid and disgusting. I have photos and videos of this person if anyone is interested.
My ex-stepfather apparently became a literal communist. It was honestly shocking. The dude used to be normal the last I remember of him.
I found his Boomerbook account and his profile pic is the black flag and the fist. His feed is chock full of meltdowns about Trump and white people and so on. For the record he is white. He unironically posts rants about how whites are sitting on stolen land that should be taken back by its rightful people blah blah blah. Of course there's not one peep about moving his own ass "back" to Europe. That's probably for the best as his muh heritage is all Polish and they fucking hate commies.
Apparently he carpetbagged down to Virginia? Tennessee? and then North Carolina, and took a job managing a fried chicken shack down there. But it's hipster approved because they use "sustainably sourced ingredients" and he's screeching to have them unionize.
He also does terrible postmodern art that looks like CWC finger painted it with Bella's period. He doomposts news articles about climate change or shares stuff from physics journals that he doesn't know the first thing about, so his pretentious boomer circle will all think he's a tortured genius.
I don't know. It looks to me like the dude just snapped at some point and lost his shit once and for all. That poor devil was not like this decades ago when I knew him. Maybe he was going to art school at night for a while, and some weirdo campus group turned him. Maybe he's been screwing around with LSD. Maybe he got divorced again and the woman rolled him.
Either way I can't make up my mind as to what I think about it. Part of me pities him but the other part of me can't stop laughing at his ass. Shine on you crazy diamond.
Coming back with another one, me and my little brother share a personal lolcow together. Another 30 year old mediocre artcow by the online name of smoothcriminalgirl16, Shannen was featured AGES ago in the deviantart horrors thread as one of many who used deviantart as more of a scrapbook of daily garbage than anything and chimped out over any slight against her known as "critique". Over the years, she seems to have mellowed out(or blocked enough trolls to learn to ignore them at least), and now most of her journal posts are "one-shot" fanfictions based off anything from south park to shrek 2 and eulogy posts for every famous person ever that feel like carbon copies of one another. We came across her on my bro's tiktok by some starstruck chance about a year ago, and initially we thought it was some sort of online experiment, a stretch but maybe even a . Her plastered wig and dead eyes as she poorly flapped her gums into the camera offsync from the audio and barely moved to do more than lift an arm like some sort of flea market animatronic was mesmerizing.
Oh right, as with every deviant artisté(and genshin impact player) she plagues an absurd amount of fandoms and often times "ships" many many many children, occasionally in pedophilic relationships with adults (hence the clogging pile of "REEE ENOUGH WITH THE SHIP HATE" stamps on her profile). All her comments were once disabled, but it seems she forgot to take the stamps off from her last bout of screeching.
Her current flavour of the year is Twisted Wonderland, a gacha game made by the same chick who wrote black butler. It's about pretty and more often than not underage anime boys based off disney villains. Seeing how many plushies she owns of everything despite living in the US, I can only assume she's not wise enough to not buy them at scalper prices online and either gets tugboat money or ruins her family's wallet instead...
Don't have alot of normal site privileges for some reason, so I couldn't edit it into the original post, sorry. https://www.deviantart.com/smoothcriminalgirl16
Have fun! Seeing as she's held on all these years against mockery without flinching and she's a very small cow, I doubt she'd need an archive.
They fucking think Knuckles the Echidna is black when it’s obvious he is an anthropomorphic Echidna and circlejerks themselves into a hug box on Twitter with other users having some sort of “white savior complex”.
Also they are really infatuated with Steven Stone from Pokémon and like other Pokémon characters.
Basically Neo Autist who’s a big Pokemans and Sobnik fan. Coping and Seething that Knuckles isn’t Black.
Well okay so, I had two personal lolcows over time.
The first one was an SNK sperg with an obsession with Eren and Mikasa and an even bigger obsession with being as traditional and prolife as possible, something that bled into her godawful fanfiction and tumblr blog where'd she'd rage about anyone daring not to like her ship or being pro-abortion.
Of course, she had a hate boner for da gheys to such a degree which is ironic because she's now a lesbian She'd get into spats about people over everything, and make passive-aggressive posts on her dead tumblr when people wouldn't praise her enough.
She was also a deathfat and her making videos where she'd gorge herself on candy and feed said candy to deers didn't help that.
Since she would rage about everything and everyone with the slightest provocations, I enjoyed watching her immensely.
But there's only so much you can say about yet another shitty fanfic about Eren and Mikasa, she became boring and I moved on with my life.
Her Youtube is still intact and well with some old videos of hers.
And the last screencap of her insta from a year ago
Now the second cow is uhm... to put it shortly, he's a schizo cow. I found him through a Facebook group and he spends his time, posting schizo shit about energy and healing and whatnot, telling people to stop treating their cancer and ailments and just focus on healing. He's legit schizo but he denounces treatment in any kind so it's allowed to run rampant.
I sympathize with him because it's clear he's lost his shit but at the same time...the stuff that he posts is weirdly amusing.
Looking through his posts, I happened to fall down a rabbit hole of lunacy, all because of his obsession with Barbara Marciniak.
Who the fuck is Barbara Marciniak?
She is and I quote "the author of Bringers of the Dawn, a book that harbors a wealth of knowledge about teachings channeled directly from Pleiadians.
Barbara Marciniak has been channeling the Pleiadians since May 1988 and using their teachings as a way to encourage spiritual transformation."
Now what the fuck are Pleiadians?
They are an "advanced group of “humans”" beings from the star system Pleiades."
According to the Pleiadian’s version of history, humans were once a far more spiritually advanced species, with stronger psychic abilities and a true understanding of and connection with the spiritual realm. We descended from extraterrestrial visitors, not apes.
At some point in the Pleiadian version of our history, an alien species (Reptilians), with their own selfish intentions, used genetic engineering to scramble our DNA and limit our psychic abilities, making us much easier to control. Having lost our spiritual connection, we became a brutal and selfish species, starting wars and constantly competing for resources.
And some of his assorted posts that were in English.
The moment, I saw "gang stalking, I knew I was in for a treat.
These posts appear lucid, for what they are but when he's writing danish, it's often...weird.
"Like...so...for.....extra....effect....I....suppose....."
A guy who I've been keeping tabs on once in a while who goes by the handle Jasmine('s boobs hurt) who appears in Kevin Gibes' circle every so often. I just wanted to point out how evident it is that this guy just suffering from severe porn addiction.
A guy who I've been keeping tabs on once in a while who goes by the handle Jasmine('s boobs hurt) who appears in Kevin Gibes' circle every so often. I just wanted to point out how evident it is that this guy just suffering from severe porn addiction.
Yeah, I donno. My best guess is steak tartare (raw beef steak) or maybe even ground beef formed into a volcano shape for some God-forsaken reason with a raw egg yolk in the middle, some sort of white sauce as "lava" coming out of the volcano, and ginger or onion on the side. Maybe this is a delicacy in Japan, who knows, but I don't recall seeing something like it in my Japanese animations so who knows.
. Her plastered wig and dead eyes as she poorly flapped her gums into the camera offsync from the audio and barely moved to do more than lift an arm like some sort of flea market animatronic was mesmerizing.
