Pet Peeves about Phil

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You're forty. Can't help that, time fucks us all.
Your voice is high, some of us also can't help that, we just get dealt a bad hand.

But why the fuck do you put in the footwork, all this energy, more effort than you've ever spent on anything in your fifteen years of wasting money and bandwidth, to make your voice EVEN HIGHER?
Are you seriously not annoying enough Phil? Are you not pathetic sounding enough already? Is there some shrill voice quota your dents put you up to?
George Costanza this-guy's-gonna-be-the-first-to-go-in-a-horror-movie sounding ass.

Sounds like a fucking teenager who never got the pre-order exclusive where his balls could drop. His Adam's Apple never developed properly, it just... got... fatter. And every "what?¿?¿? Ah didnnd do thaAt!" is just passively augmented to deal extra Psychic damage.

Smoke or some shit, give your voice an edge, it's not like you're in the market for a functional body at your age anyway.
 
Another thing I forgot to mention: him having a "birthday week". He bought it up to his dents recently that his "birthday was coming up", yeah, in two months! He's going on 41 and has a "birthday week", like he's 5.ITo most mentally ill morons, it's "just another Tuesday", but to Philliam, no! He has to have a whole week to celebrate one day that he came into the world. I'm surprised that he doesn't decide to have a "birthday month" where the whole month of April, he celebrates it.
 
Bigbadyeet said:
The way he looks deep into the camera putting on those stupid Gunnar glasses in a completely exaggerated and unnatural way
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The fuckin ritual he does when he puts them on.

 
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How he turns anything that should be a couple sentences into a whole fucking essay. If he wasn't such a retard he would be a master at bullshit.
 
Corpun said:
How he turns anything that should be a couple sentences into a whole fucking essay. If he wasn't such a retard he would be a master at bullshit.
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I think ItsaGundam has a point when he said that Phil should be a politican. He talks without saying anything and he has a S class ability to waste money that is not his.
 
I don't really understand what specifically makes it bad or less ethical (what ever buzz word he seems to use) that having some sort of sponsorship or partnership in tandem with another party suddenly makes you inauthentic, what exactly is bad about being a so called "sell out"?

This is a normal part of a healthy business relationship ever since modern businesses came into existence, whether you're a small/medium enterprise or a sole trader, having an agreement with another party about promoting someone else's good or service shouldn't be frowned upon, on the contrary it shows that you want to assist promoting someone else's fruits of their labour so to speak and in return, you'll be compensated (if all things go well, and sometimes it will be profitable, sometimes it won't be as profitable, but that's normal occurence).

Lot's of channels briefly talk about some product for a minute or so, and move on to the main topic of the video, someone might plug their friends website or some of their services they offer on fiverr, and talk about what people would have clicked onto the video for.

I highly doubt most people give an actual fuck that they just saw this person promote something that at most took 2 minutes out of their life. If it REALLY annoyed them that much, all they have to do is, you're not gonna believe this, either turn the volume off and open a different tab or if it isn't live, skip forward on the video...

That's it.

99.95% of the people watching you stuff aren't gonna hold that against you and grab their torch and pitchforks, they'll forget about it the next few seconds, so long as you don't repeatedly do this (which most don't)

Being paid by someone else or being called a "shill" is not something someone may not want to be seen as (even though most of the time they actually aren't) fair, whatever, but that doesn't mean that they have an agenda to force down everyone or indoctrinate people with their viewpoint, they're just trying to pay the bills, that's all it comes down to, so long as they disclose that they're talking about is an ad, that's all they need to do.

Phil seems to think that it makes you untrustworthy to do this, like you're some sort of con man, I've seen more evidence of Phil being ingenuine and misleading about how people should support him compared to some other channels that I've witnessed cross-promoting someone else's stuff.
 
Really fucking juvenile of me but it really just irks me.

I fucking hate when he uses this weird scratchy tone of voice when he says "What are you talking about?" He does it all the fucking time and I hate it more than his usual voice.
 
His night stream coffee autism.

Phil drinks seltzer water all throughout his prestream, burping and snorting like a fat faggot. No problem.

But he has to make sure he drinks all of his coffee BEFORE he can begin gaming on the night stream.

Has to let chat know he's making a coffee. Has to let them know he's drinking his coffee. Commenting on how good the coffee tastes. How its going to give him the energy he needs to play games for two hours. Has to let us know what roast it is, even though its just some kuerig cup trash.Always says he has to finish drinking his coffee before he can start playing games. Why? He cant drink his coffee for 5 minutes while he plays games? Not like he isn't always drinking something and being annoying with it on stream. He somehow manages to turn something as mundane as drinking coffee into some incredibly autistic fucking event that he has to make a deal over.

Tonight he annoyingly chugged the last few sips of his coffee "because he can't sit here all night"
 
clothes in my closet said:
His night stream coffee autism.

Phil drinks seltzer water all throughout his prestream, burping and snorting like a fat faggot. No problem.

But he has to make sure he drinks all of his coffee BEFORE he can begin gaming on the night stream.

Has to let chat know he's making a coffee. Has to let them know he's drinking his coffee. Commenting on how good the coffee tastes. How its going to give him the energy he needs to play games for two hours. Has to let us know what roast it is, even though its just some kuerig cup trash.Always says he has to finish drinking his coffee before he can start playing games. Why? He cant drink his coffee for 5 minutes while he plays games? Not like he isn't always drinking something and being annoying with it on stream. He somehow manages to turn something as mundane as drinking coffee into some incredibly autistic fucking event that he has to make a deal over.

Tonight he annoyingly chugged the last few sips of his coffee "because he can't sit here all night"
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It's probably gin
 
I think one of the things that irks me the most is that Phil has no personality outside of one trait: negativity. Everyone is negative about something, or multiple things, but rarely are people just entirely negative. That's how Phil is regarding everything: every game, every person he interacts with, every situation hes in, and he needs to infect you with that negativity.

He has nothing that interests him genuinely, that he likes to share with people. I'm a history buff, and most conversations with me usually take a turn into that subject, because it excites me and interests me and I love sharing it with people. Phil has nothing that he can share, nothing that actully excites him or if he does none of the will to learn more about what it. The nearest we see of his interests os when he eats on camera and to me that's not an interest in food, or culture, it's just consuming. He's getting a dopamine hit and goes right back into negativity the second it wears off.

It's what makes him so exhausting, to me at least. There's nothing else there, just a negativity storm that's trying to make you feel as bad as he does.
 
Draventren the Squeakuel said:
I think one of the things that irks me the most is that Phil has no personality outside of one trait: negativity. Everyone is negative about something, or multiple things, but rarely are people just entirely negative. That's how Phil is regarding everything: every game, every person he interacts with, every situation hes in, and he needs to infect you with that negativity.

He has nothing that interests him genuinely, that he likes to share with people. I'm a history buff, and most conversations with me usually take a turn into that subject, because it excites me and interests me and I love sharing it with people. Phil has nothing that he can share, nothing that actully excites him or if he does none of the will to learn more about what it. The nearest we see of his interests os when he eats on camera and to me that's not an interest in food, or culture, it's just consuming. He's getting a dopamine hit and goes right back into negativity the second it wears off.

It's what makes him so exhausting, to me at least. There's nothing else there, just a negativity storm that's trying to make you feel as bad as he does.
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The only thing that comes to mind is something I believe I saw in a Based Ozlo video.
During some random prestream a few years ago Phil gets sidetracked by some bird outside and goes on a small tangent about it and birds as a whole.

It is the only genuine human moment I have ever heard from Phil, even Ozlo was taken aback by it. And it just seemed like he actually would enjoy birdwatching.

But apart from that one moment he is exactly as you descibe.
 
Derich 2nd of coomland said:
The only thing that comes to mind is something I believe I saw in a Based Ozlo video.
During some random prestream a few years ago Phil gets sidetracked by some bird outside and goes on a small tangent about it and birds as a whole.

It is the only genuine human moment I have ever heard from Phil, even Ozlo was taken aback by it. And it just seemed like he actually would enjoy birdwatching.

But apart from that one moment he is exactly as you descibe.
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Imagine the AU where chill stream Phil is streaming from his phone on a tripod in a forest in Seattle surrounded by redwoods and talking about bird facts, identifying birdcalls and plummages, and just having an actual chill time. Sure it would be autistic but a wholesome autistic. I feel robbed.
 
His new-ish found belief (since sir. Moist) that since he begs for likes before he begs you for money, he’s not e-begging.

This has resulted in an increase in begs per hour almost 2 fold.

This was his reack streams for example:

He begs the “on demand” audience for support, stops the recording, guilt trip + beg segment for the live audience, starts the recording again, ANOTHER beg for support from the “on demand” audience as the videos are demonetised etc..

There was a recording stop every 30 minutes or less.
 
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