🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Balldo's Gate]

I find it funny that Styx is pulling the same trick as Rekieta of reneging on promises to be a guest on Ralph's 200 viewer stream (Rumble viewers at that) and only crawling back after being arrested following falling into an alcoholic spiral.

Would you trust someone who looks this angry on the regular to be a moral authority? I think Ralphs pathetic viewer count says a lot more than words ever could on this matter if you want to know the truth about it!

He looks both angry and sleepy. I guess that's why he takes rage naps

 

[4090 Chad]

Would be so kino for Styxx to leave Ralph dry again and not show up.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

"The corn joke wasn't a joke" Ralph believes Josh really wanted Ralph to be killed to "draw attention away" from himself. Not sure how this works.

I can't tell if this is a lie or if Ralph really is so cowardly he thinks people putting corn on his lawn was an attempt on his life.

 

[Belligerent Salmon]

This made me think of Ralph for some reason

 

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

I can't tell if this is a lie or if Ralph really is so cowardly he thinks people putting corn on his lawn was an attempt on his life.

Ralph is paranoid and pig prideful so when his options are admitting to completely overreacting to a joke or doubling down on conspiracy theories, he'll dig in like it's a butt truffle buffet at the Mexican whorehouse.

 

[FiveStarAce]

Apparently both cats survived hurricane season and now the big one has "scratched the shit out of" his hand. Good.
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Ralph is listening to Sven and Josh and he wants to make it clear that he is not at all mad that Sven talks to Josh. Maddaoffact, this is really just advertisement for Ralphs show somehow. Lol, Josh explain the corn joke to Sven
Josh: Ralph impregnated like a seventeen year old...
Sven: A what!?
Ralph: I'm gonna skip this part...

Ralph is baffled that Josh doesn't know who Vince McMahon is, goes into long general Josh rant.
"The corn joke wasn't a joke" Ralph believes Josh really wanted Ralph to be killed to "draw attention away" from himself. Not sure how this works.

Ralph is mad that Josh "showed no loyality" to Ralph, which he is owed because Ralph and Dax put Josh "in the game"

"I don't even think about [Josh]", rants about him for a full twenty minutes.

Lmao Ralph, Josh and Dame were the only people in your circle who cared for you enough to intervene on your alcoholism

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Ralph is back watching chat on the killstream and dunking on our Haru. He's totally not commenting on Meigh. But keep in mind this fat retard says he could kill a woman and he's superior to women.

 

[AltisticRight]

but appears to have hinted that it might be a dox of epic proportions.

He and Theodore Fraser said this will happen during summer, coining it as a cruel summer. So what happened now? Cruel upcoming winter we're witnessing or they're full of shit?

 

[Pale Empress]

In case anybody missed it, here's a summary of Styx's appearance on the illustrious killstream, courtesy of @MunsterCheeseJr over in the main Styx thread.

Notes (ongoing, editing as I listen):
* Styx> I can say that I am not guilty. It is bullshit.
* Styx> I have not been charged with a crime.
* Styx> I face no charges at this time.
* Styx> They have a precrime sort of thing in Louisiana.
* Styx> But I still get punished as a criminal.
] LOL. Styx is back to wearing his sun glasses. At night. No sun. No daylight. Hiding his eyes.
* Styx> The case is ongoing, so I have to be careful about what I say.
* Styx> "Defamation case as well, involving more than one party."
* Styx> There hasn't been an arraignment, and I expect there won't be.
* Ralph> "I assume that relationship has come to a close."
+ Styx> "I cannot confirm or deny at this point and time"
* Styx> There is no evidence because there was no wrong doing.
* Styx> "Kiwifarms is just shit. Most of what is posted there is just fiction."
* Styx> Supposedly I throw things and beat people,
* Styx> "I never beat anyone up."
* Styx> "I do not appreciate niggers."
* Styx> If it goes forward, there will be a plea deal.
* Styx> I will be able to travel back to Vermont for the election.
* Styx> I understand PPP. He has been after me for years.
* Styx> This is why I am never coming back to New Orleans again.
* Styx> I'll give Andy Warski a pass just for now, and give him a chance to call me and explain himself. But I will not give a pass to that fat bastard.
* Styx> Someone is going to FOIA the police body cam, and all they will get is an extremely drunk Styxhexenhammer getting escorted out of the hotel.
* Styx> That fat bastard can't even talk to a woman. He is probably a faggot. (PPP)
* Ralph> What has been the response from your audience?
+ Styx> There has been no response.
* Styx> A few hundred people have abandoned me.
* Plenty of talk of Styx's jail time in. Nothing amazingly new.
* Styx> The worst thing about all of this is not being able to talk to my girlfriend.
(Get yourself a husband that talks about you the way Tarl talks about his mistress.)
] Styx has been drinking out of a straw of a huge fast food soda cup.
* Ralph> What is the best part of all of this?
+ Styx> Getting sober. I haven't had a drink since I was arrested.
* Talking about Rekieta, Styx> There is no proof of anything
* Styx> "It's not against the law. I can say nigger as much as I want."
* Styx> I only know about 'The Protocols of Zion' because of my Mexican ex-wife.
* Styx> "The haters can fuck my ass. The losers can suck my cock."
* Styx> "I used to respect Andy Warski. I don't anymore."
Finished.

As a side note, Styx recently thanked someone on his stream in regards to psychedelic mushrooms as it fixed his problem with weed, and he can enjoy it again. Styx may have been smoking pot with Samantha. He may have his sun glasses on to hide either smoking pot, or consuming pot edibles. O hell. We don't know what substances he might be consuming, even booze.

Tl;dr, Styx appeared in sunglasses, possibly intoxicated, and coped and seethed the entire time.

While not a total nothingburger, I'd be lying if I said I wasn't disappointed that this meeting of the minds between two wife beating, drug addicted, ashed up wannabe eceleb, deadbeat dads didn't produce more nectar or even register a blip on the sektur life support.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Cruel upcoming winter we're witnessing or they're full of shit?

Irrelevant Winter is coming.

 

[Drunkensailor]

The daily viewers are dwindling, however he has a few ride or die paypigs that can finance a change of lifestyle. I know he is a scared shut-in, so this will never happen, and this scenario has been floated before. A few minor things have changed though, so becoming a travel vlogger is easier than ever.
- slimed down equipment:
No need for a green screen, a black sheet will do
-laptop rather than a clunky alien ware brick.
-afraid of the local weather:
He has fled at least two storms and I believe his blood pressure rises when the barometer dips.

As a gonzo journalist, he could travel the world looking for interesting stories, and prostitutes. Buy a cheap motorcycle and travel from city to city/country to country, when it breaks down fly to another part of the world, rinse and repeat. As a true rolling stone outlaw he would not have to pay child support, so more money to spend on local food and girls. He will probably still be insufferable and we would lose his wacky escapades every time he goes to the United States, but it would rejuvenate his career.

The world is full of things to point at, Burger kings, underage prostitutes, and fun drugs. The possibilities are endless as a single,white,rich,thin,5'6 man. Whatever Ethan, keep doing your gay wrestling larp, it's probably better that you not inflict yourself on too many people.

 

[Research Purposes Mostly]

This made me think of Ralph for some reason

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If Sandra had ever been invited on the illustrious Killstream, that's exactly how her guest pic would look.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

I asked this lawyer for clarification by giving the following hypotheticals, and he said that Ralph would not receive any prosecution for doing the following:

• absconding Vickers Jr. from California forcefully in order to rescue him from the libtarded US public school system
• planting and detonating C4 charges at the next buffalo bills game
• hosting Kingpin 2 in Jims backyard
• Killing his wife
• mooching precocious plates of lasagna in the vegas strip
• murder (any degree)
• rape (any degree)

I remember hearing this during CIA training. Chief told us, "If they make it to Mexico, gotta let em go. No laws down there"

We tracked this guy all the way to Mexico, red truck, he was swerving all over the place. Almost lost him in a cloud of corn cobs and diapers. He got across the border and we had to give up. Maybe one day, he'll come back to a real country.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

As a gonzo journalist, he could travel the world looking for interesting stories, and prostitutes. Buy a cheap motorcycle and travel from city to city/country to country, when it breaks down fly to another part of the world, rinse and repeat. As a true rolling stone outlaw he would not have to pay child support, so more money to spend on local food and girls. He will probably still be insufferable and we would lose his wacky escapades every time he goes to the United States, but it would rejuvenate his career.

He doesn’t have the courage, IQ or charisma to do it.

His movie hero HST made a career by writing about his escapades, he wasn’t required to be an on-air personality and was entirely unsuitable to be one. Ralph is a terrible writer and his small fan base can’t read more than a few sentences at a time.

As a streamer he can only get up the courage to perform his persona alone in his dark little room. We’ve seen that anytime he’s in public on camera he requires booze and pills to have the bravado to be watchable. Without the Xanax and booze he can’t hack it, he’s either meek and anxious or a surly, pouty little bitch.

Ralph’s biggest IRL stream draw is people watching what trouble a dumb drunk retard might get into. Just like people watch NASCAR for crashes. Ralph isn’t Tony Bourdaine, or a person that can offer anything of value to the viewer except an idiot teetering on the edge of disaster. Idiot watching is Ralph’s biggest draw. He has some fans that are as dumb, or dumber than himself, that relate to him but that’s a small number.

Basically Ralph needs a Ricky Gervais type tard wrangler. I think Dick thought he might be able to fill this type of role with Ralph but soon realized, unlike Karl, Ralph is a true idiot and a mentally unstable addict.

Ralph poorly navigating adult life is the unintentional comedy worth watching and why he has his own KF forum. He doesn’t really offer anything else entertaining.

 

[Thorndyke Special]

I remember hearing this during CIA training. Chief told us, "If they make it to Mexico, gotta let em go. No laws down there"

All the federales say, they could have had him any day. They only let him slip away... out of kindness, I suppose.

 

[Lidl Drip]

I only tuned in to Ralphs latest stream for a couple minutes where it sounded like he was going to murder Meigh or at least was threatening her by saying how retarded women are to piss men off because "Don't these hoes know that we are stronger and can just murder them??" or something like that.

Why do you think she left you, Ralph? Cause she knew that was gonna be her future if she stays. Women avoid you for a reason, you low impulse control violent retard.

 

[Axiom.]

Why do you think she left you, Ralph? Cause she knew that was gonna be her future if she stays. Women avoid you for a reason, you low impulse control violent retard.

Nah remember he got those bitches obsessed because of his Memphis mamba, one unnamed person fucked him while he was with another unnamed person.

(Actual quote from last night's stream)

 

[Rage Pig]

I was looking forward to his Saturday stream, which he promised in his exciting promo. Couldn't find anything on his two Twitter accounts or on Rumble. Thought that this decrepit old fart already ran out of energy after two streams, despite having a lavish six day vacation in the fanciest resort in Cancun. Searched his name on Twitter.

It's over Ralphabros. As a final insult to the Merida pig man, 1.2k likes for an account with less than 5k followers.

Edit: This is obviously not trooo, it was posted during last nights Killstream. I didn't think anyone would believe this.
In other news, Kantbot died a few hours before Ethan did.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I only tuned in to Ralphs latest stream for a couple minutes where it sounded like he was going to murder Meigh or at least was threatening her by saying how retarded women are to piss men off because "Don't these hoes know that we are stronger and can just murder them??" or something like that.

Why do you think she left you, Ralph? Cause she knew that was gonna be her future if she stays. Women avoid you for a reason, you low impulse control violent retard.

Going to disagree. Meigh beat Ralph in arm wrestling. Meigh is taller. Meigh could kick Ralph’s ass. Meigh left because she was tired feeding into a fat and weak man’s ego on how he was big and strong. Well maybe he’s big but that’s only because he’s so fat and 5’1

 

[Autistic Integrity]

I know it's bullshit but it'd be so funny if Jim outlived ralph