🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Vect]

a tourist in his 40s

Yeah, if I didn't know who Ralph was I'd assume he was approaching 60, and that's being generous.

 

[Your Starter for 10]

This is probably nothing but @WiggerWiggler came across an article about a tourist in his 40s drowning at Progreso beach yesterday and brought it to my attention.


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You know that's not Ralph because the headline would be "Scientists trying to determine origin of humanoid creature washed up on Progreso beach."

 

[Markass the Worst]

This is probably nothing but @WiggerWiggler came across an article about a tourist in his 40s drowning at Progreso beach yesterday and brought it to my attention.

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I want this to be real so I can say DSP outlives another. But it probably isn't.

 

[PussyCheeseburger]

I'm just going to assume he drowned in Progreso. maybe something else happened, but we'll never know and I want some closure.

 

[Nick Gars]

If Ralph just fucking died swimming or of intoxicant poisoning off camera, I'm gonna feel cheated. Ralph's final moments need to be on stream, a poetic "he lived as he died", if you will.

Momma didn't raise no quit-tah, Boghog! If thats it, thats quite a bitch made way to go, piggie.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

I want this to be real so I can say DSP outlives another. But it probably isn't.

Ralph does not go in the water unless he is on a date with an escort. If the corpse did not have a shirt on, it is not Ralph. Considering the medics tried to give him mouth-to-mouth I am going to assume, not Ralph.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Considering the medics tried to give him mouth-to-mouth I am going to assume, not Ralph.

They just did CPR. They recommend you just focus on chest compressions instead of breaths now and if they were medics they’d at least have a bag to put over his snout.

 

[That Guy Who Likes The Chili]

You know that's not Ralph because the headline would be "Scientists trying to determine origin of humanoid creature washed up on Progreso beach."

Ralph is that you?

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

They just did CPR. They recommend you just focus on chest compressions instead of breaths now and if they were medics they’d at least have a bag to put over his snout.

Not sure which would be more disgusting, having to touch his mouth or his disaster man-tits. If anything I would search for articles about a 3-titted pig alien that washed ashore.

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

This is probably nothing but @WiggerWiggler came across an article about a tourist in his 40s drowning at Progreso beach yesterday and brought it to my attention.

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I mean almost every time he has done something that catastrophically fucked his life up he has been drunk, high or both. So "going for a swim" doesn't phase me.

 

[gobbos]

Merida local here, through the night I heard some awful pig-like squealing coming from the tin shack down the road, which is funny because nobody here owns any pigs. This nigga is dead or suffahing if you wanna know the truth about it.

Spoiler: inb4 tits or gtfo

 

[joebobmurphy]

Nah, he wouldn't go swimming. Only beta bish cucks like you all exercise. If he is dead it would be because this time he ran into a killing pimp rather than a beating pimp.

 

[MaltVinegarRespecter]

Can't be him. Fat floats. His 3 titties and gunt flaps would effectively turn into floaties and keep him above water.

 

[That Guy Who Likes The Chili]

Spoiler: RIP Ethan Ralph 1985-2025

 

[Delany's Donkey]

What are the odds he crossed the cartel and they killed him and dumped his body on the beach? Also if piggy is dead that crematorium is gonna have to be working as hard and long as a holocaust oven to fully burn that carcass.

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

This is probably nothing but @WiggerWiggler came across an article about a tourist in his 40s drowning at Progreso beach yesterday and brought it to my attention.

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Fat floats so if it was the tri-titted pig monster, I doubt he drowned.

I could believe he had a heart attack in the water. He’s so out of shape I can imagine him keeling over from jumping to a conclusion, much less swimming.

 

[DrunkenLemon]

I'm going to cum. NUT. On his grave.

It's going to be real funny if Jim ended up outliving him. But I hope he's not dead though, because I still want more Ralph fuck ups. I'm a real sucker for ralph updates.

 

[BigPeanut]

I’m scared that a Ralph beheading video is gonna drop soon Ralphamale bros

 

[Step out of the car sir]

If the death is confirmed to be him, the day of Jim streaming, I only hope it’s confirmed live for the pure kino that will follow.

 

[Sexy Potoo]

Does anybody want to try contacting the US embassy and see if they can verify the identity of the person who died in progreso?

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