🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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I want this to be real so I can say DSP outlives another. But it probably isn't.
Ralph does not go in the water unless he is on a date with an escort. If the corpse did not have a shirt on, it is not Ralph. Considering the medics tried to give him mouth-to-mouth I am going to assume, not Ralph.
 
You know that's not Ralph because the headline would be "Scientists trying to determine origin of humanoid creature washed up on Progreso beach."
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Ralph is that you?
 
They just did CPR. They recommend you just focus on chest compressions instead of breaths now and if they were medics they’d at least have a bag to put over his snout.
Not sure which would be more disgusting, having to touch his mouth or his disaster man-tits. If anything I would search for articles about a 3-titted pig alien that washed ashore.
 
Merida local here, through the night I heard some awful pig-like squealing coming from the tin shack down the road, which is funny because nobody here owns any pigs. This nigga is dead or suffahing if you wanna know the truth about it.
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Nah, he wouldn't go swimming. Only beta bish cucks like you all exercise. If he is dead it would be because this time he ran into a killing pimp rather than a beating pimp.
 
What are the odds he crossed the cartel and they killed him and dumped his body on the beach? Also if piggy is dead that crematorium is gonna have to be working as hard and long as a holocaust oven to fully burn that carcass.
 
This is probably nothing but @WiggerWiggler came across an article about a tourist in his 40s drowning at Progreso beach yesterday and brought it to my attention.

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Fat floats so if it was the tri-titted pig monster, I doubt he drowned.

I could believe he had a heart attack in the water. He’s so out of shape I can imagine him keeling over from jumping to a conclusion, much less swimming.
 
I'm going to cum. NUT. On his grave.

It's going to be real funny if Jim ended up outliving him. But I hope he's not dead though, because I still want more Ralph fuck ups. I'm a real sucker for ralph updates.
 
Does anybody want to try contacting the US embassy and see if they can verify the identity of the person who died in progreso?

 
Does anybody want to try contacting the US embassy and see if they can verify the identity of the person who died in progreso?

I'm kinda thinking ahead here, but I think Null should get the ashes after the cremation. Ralph would have wanted it this way, and I can't think of anyone who'd actually request them.
 
Last known location of Ralph I analyzed with LLMs

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So he was in the park near the mall in the city center. I assume if he was going to be at the beach he’d be taking photos of himself near the water to own the haters.

Nvm it’s an old photo
 
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I'm kinda thinking ahead here, but I think Null should get the ashes after the cremation. Ralph would have wanted it this way, and I can't think of anyone who'd actually request them.
@Null for the love of God, if this happens please go to a farm and spread his ashes in a corn patch.
 
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