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Nigger, you don't believe a fucking word of that shit, but we're eyeing down our forties and you realize what your actual prospects are and fear this is your last chance to smash young box, you mealy-mouthed fuckboy.
Makes me sad to think that I know a ton of single guys that probably would fall into this trap just to avoid permanent inceldom. A crumb of shared BPD pussy is better than none, right? I hope I'm wrong and it never arises but the cases I've seen...
 
"trans people are people. Poly is true and honest love," Hogelda repeated to herself as she plucked a few of the teeming maggots from her pussy and placed them into the cheese curds on the long steel conference table. Her husband, Bob McLearning, smiled. "Twans peopur," he slurred through his broken teeth.

"We need to broaden our marriage. Share our delicious cheese. This isn't just a delicious dairy delight. This is a movement for equality!" The LLM that wrote her internal monologue for her administered a gentle warning zap to her brain. She took one of the cheese-logs from the polished mahogany surgical table.

"Bob, if you love me, you'll find someone new to secure this cheese log." She waggled her eyetoes insatiably.
 
On the topic of polygamy, African countries where it's legal are rife with news stories of sister wives abusing each other, or worse, each other kids. For instance a woman burned the face of her sister wife with a clothing iron, this one stuck with me for some reason. Maybe I should search for some to post in this thread later. Could be gemmy asf.
There's also a correlation between polygamy, violence and even civil wars. It makes sense, all the excess males that get their potential wife taken away by men of higher social status are easily motivated to get their share by raping and pillaging.
One of the main reasons why this is such a big issue is because people across the Sahel still practice bride price next to polygamy. This basically means you have to pay for the woman to marry her. Inequality naturally makes this worse, as rich people are able to afford multiple wives while poor men are left with no woman. Historically, this wasn't a huge problem, as you had wars regularly and slavery to control the male population. Now we have slavery abolished and millions of free men who live in poverty and are unmarried. This surplus of men with nothing to fear or lose will naturally join any militant group in hopes of a better life, resulting in civil wars that last decades.
I remember a news article about polygamy. They named some african country (nigeria?) as an example why it is a bad idea. Basically every generation a bunch of young adult guys join the militia terrorist groups to get wealth and pussy in raids. Since all the settled, wealthy, men are picking up the young women to add to their harem. When you're a 20 yo guy society doesn't offer you a lot. Protection and safety don't matter, while it restricts your ability to use violence to take what you want. Once a man is married, he suddenly has a wife and children he wants to protect. He needs a safe environment so he can leave for work without having to worry.
It was indeed Nigeria and the group is called Boko Haram, which means "Western education is forbidden" (their official name is "Group of the People of Sunnah for Dawah and Jihad"). They're not only worse than ISIS—they're one of the most despicable groups to ever exist. The things they do to people are genuinely brutal. People like them make me want to castrate entire regions to prevent them from passing down their evil habits to a new generation.
 
"trans people are people. Poly is true and honest love," Hogelda repeated to herself as she plucked a few of the teeming maggots from her pussy and placed them into the cheese curds on the long steel conference table. Her husband, Bob McLearning, smiled. "Twans peopur," he slurred through his broken teeth.

"We need to broaden our marriage. Share our delicious cheese. This isn't just a delicious dairy delight. This is a movement for equality!" The LLM that wrote her internal monologue for her administered a gentle warning zap to her brain. She took one of the cheese-logs from the polished mahogany surgical table.

"Bob, if you love me, you'll find someone new to secure this cheese log." She waggled her eyetoes insatiably.
This is not fanfic.net.
 
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Am I the only one who finds these "throuples"/unicorn arrangements to be the most damaging to the one who ends up being the third wheel? At least these gigantic tranny polycules must feel like some big HRT-fueled orgy with no real relationship expectations. The only thing you'd have to worry about must be STDs though.
 
Am I the only one who finds these "throuples"/unicorn arrangements to be the most damaging to the one who ends up being the third wheel?
It's not just you: A personal lolcow of mine is in a 3 person relationship and when she decided to get legally married to one of them the third person was put in the cuck shed for the ceremony. I know this because it was advertised on the invites, just dressed up in euphemistic language. Even attempts at selling poly like Kimchi Cuddles can't spin this, if there is not a third wheel then there is somebody who doesn't believe in any of it using the setup to sleep around.

That said it's hard to feel bad for them, these are adults who should have known better. They've just decided to learn the hard way.
 
"trans people are people. Poly is true and honest love," Hogelda repeated to herself as she plucked a few of the teeming maggots from her pussy and placed them into the cheese curds on the long steel conference table. Her husband, Bob McLearning, smiled. "Twans peopur," he slurred through his broken teeth.

"We need to broaden our marriage. Share our delicious cheese. This isn't just a delicious dairy delight. This is a movement for equality!" The LLM that wrote her internal monologue for her administered a gentle warning zap to her brain. She took one of the cheese-logs from the polished mahogany surgical table.

"Bob, if you love me, you'll find someone new to secure this cheese log." She waggled her eyetoes insatiably.

What the fuck did I just read? Why would this be in the thread? Nasty fucking degen. Human beings read this website, get the fuck out.
 
Am I the only one who finds these "throuples"/unicorn arrangements to be the most damaging to the one who ends up being the third wheel? At least these gigantic tranny polycules must feel like some big HRT-fueled orgy with no real relationship expectations. The only thing you'd have to worry about must be STDs though.
I feel like a large proportion of the time it's that the man wants someone new but is too much of a bitch to break up with the woman he's already seeing
 
I feel like a large proportion of the time it's that the man wants someone new but is too much of a bitch to break up with the woman he's already seeing
Its one of two ways. The way you suggested with the added sad fact that the woman has no confidence and lets herself get walked over.

The other way, is the woman finds another woman to do the exact same thing, except lesbian.

Its fucking pathetic.
 
Poly people are the worst equipped to actually handle poly relationships. Any monogamous person would realize a new relationship has a much more powerful pull. He/she would know that investing in the older, mature relationship would be a point of extra importance (or, better yet, not pursue it because it is a terrible idea that will leave people hurt). Meanwhile polys are like "omg this new relationship so awesome. Sorry honey, I won't spend time with you for the next 2 months while I fuck the new girl's brains out".
They recognize the power of a fresh relationship, but instead of being cautious, they jump in with both feet.
 
Poly people are the worst equipped to actually handle poly relationships. Any monogamous person would realize a new relationship has a much more powerful pull. He/she would know that investing in the older, mature relationship would be a point of extra importance (or, better yet, not pursue it because it is a terrible idea that will leave people hurt). Meanwhile polys are like "omg this new relationship so awesome. Sorry honey, I won't spend time with you for the next 2 months while I fuck the new girl's brains out".
They recognize the power of a fresh relationship, but instead of being cautious, they jump in with both feet.
It's like making sure your first child still gets enough love after the new baby arrives. Except, these people neglect the existing kid because "We have a NEW BABY! This is the most exciting thing EVER!! ... Oh, don't worry about little Johnny. He likes the basement."
 
We need more content in here. I submit this piece of shit, /u/MrDeuteronomy
Holy shit is this guy a special piece of shit. I'm almost as impressed as I am disgusted at how massive a piece of shit he stands out as among a sea of degenerates, all while garnering their sympathy, he's like the Hannibal Lector of polyscum. This asshole has all but admitted to forcing his wife into this degeneracy, prioritizing chasing new ass while she's in the throes of learning she's infertile and having to come to terms with the fact she'll never be a mom, and somehow he's surprised he's driven her to homicidal fantasies. But because these people are in such denial of their own individual needs and instincts to maintain the facade that poly is totally fine and they just need more therapy, they're eating it up and siding with this piece of shit when he's obviously breaking all their claimed tenants...ya know, boundaries, consent, gaslighting, etc. I hope his poor wife gets away and this fuckbag and everyone who supported him gets exactly what they deserve.
 
Brother I NEED the direct quote lmao that sounds hilarious
No can do because these people all have distinctive names and live on social media - if I posted direct quotes you could figure out my name (or at least narrow it down to like 20 people) and the metro where I live.

What I will tell you is how the third wheel got put in the shed - despite being an ostensibly equal member of this relationship her role in the ceremony was to officiate the other two people's marriage; from my limited understanding of marriage law this means she had to sign the license as one or both of 'witness' and 'justice of the peace'.

That's right - she had to legally, in front of God and the State of (redacted), certify her status as a third wheel and cuck.
 
Hilariously, despite its other failings, even the new King of the Hill reboot knows open-relationships (or as they're called in the show, "Ethical Non-Monogamy", or "ENM" for short) are bullshit.
Context: Connie is now in an open-relationship with Chane, that douchebag that used to bully Bobby, and everyone, even fucking Bobby himself, thinks she's being a stupid, massive whore, and that the idea of open-relationships in general is incredibly retarded, and just an excuse for people already in relationships to keep slutting around.
 
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or as they're called in the show, "Ethical Non-Monogamy", or "ENM" for short
That isn't just a KotH term, I've seen it used interchangably with 'polyamorous' as far back as the 2010s.

And because the context here is very funny - it was in a lolsuit deposition where the attorney asked the witness "you are vocal about being a swinger?" to which the witness answered "yeah I'm polyamorous ethically non monogamous". Zero shame, zero attempts to make a distinction, just said the quiet part out loud and it ended up on a public docket.
 
Hilariously, despite its other failings, even the new King of the Hill reboot knows open-relationships (or as they're called in the show, "Ethical Non-Monogamy", or "ENM" for short) are bullshit.
Context: Connie is now in an open-relationship with Chane, that douchebag that used to bully Bobby, and everyone, even fucking Bobby himself, thinks she's being a stupid, massive whore, and that the idea of open-relationships in general is incredibly retarded, and just an excuse for people already in relationships to keep slutting around.
Polyamory is generally when someone is able to sustain multiple simultaneous relationships at the same time (ex - a girl with two boyfriends, or a husband and a boyfriend) whereas Ethical Non-Monogamy is generally a relationship where there is a core relationship but the people in it are allowed to have sex with other partners.

They are different things and ENM covers a lot more (Swingers are ENM, "Hotwives" and Cuckolds are ENM, etc). It crosses over into polyamory when you're talking about "more than sex" with another partner.

That said Connie is a dumb whore.
 
Polyamory is generally when someone is able to sustain multiple simultaneous relationships at the same time (ex - a girl with two boyfriends, or a husband and a boyfriend) whereas Ethical Non-Monogamy is generally a relationship where there is a core relationship but the people in it are allowed to have sex with other partners.

They are different things and ENM covers a lot more (Swingers are ENM, "Hotwives" and Cuckolds are ENM, etc). It crosses over into polyamory when you're talking about "more than sex" with another partner.

That said Connie is a dumb whore.
What’s your point, exactly? All of it is dumb and unsustainable.
 
I was going to find a collection of tiktoks for fun, but I stumbled across this account so I'm just going to dump only them:
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What’s your point, exactly? All of it is dumb and unsustainable.
His point is connie is a dumb whore. It's all very dumb and unsustainable, normally i would let these dumpster fire people crash and burn but the problem is their trash spills over into the community. Their kids are poorly adjusted, they suck up resources, and they drive property values down. Just when i think i can't hate them any more they come up with a new reason to hate them.
 
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