post embarrassing things about yourself

[Shitted Scaredless]

I'm a sperg and special.

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

Years ago at one point I had 10+ pee bottles in my room.

Rookie numbers

 

[Cats]

my penis is only 7.9 inches long

 

[ForgedBlades]

Fapped to that ILJ "roast me" reddit pic one time.

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

Fapped to that ILJ "roast me" reddit pic one time.

Based mushroom soup enjoyer

 

[Wraith]

Um... I keep forgetting which one is bebop and which one is rocksteady.

 

[Dr. Silvestrechu]

I love MILFs

 

[WE'RE ALL GONNA]

2020, I said I drank light beer and people in an Among Us lobby made fun of me for drinking pisswater. I will never forget that day.

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

 

[Spamtaro]

i once missed out on a threesome because autism.
why the fuck would i think that getting pantsed was any sort of positive social cue? if anything i was mad she showed my peanut to another girl

 

[Dumcumpster]

Recently I gave someone my bank card instead of my business card from my wallet. I'm glad they weren't black or else I might have been in trouble instead of just looking retarded.

 

[ThicClaw]

I gave Null money

 

[Shidoen]

I farted on the school bus so badly it was like a gas chamber.

 

[AnsemSoD1]

I used to watch Critikal.

 

[Lurker Child]

For years whenever I heard "purple drank" I thought people meant the grape flavor Arizona tea (pic related). If I was going to the convenience store with friends, I would audibly say, "I'm going to get 'dat purple drank'."

 

[Shidoen]

I broke a friends toilet once by shitting too much in one sitting and this was in a ghetto neighborhood so that shit was broke broke

 

[Stupidface]

I broke a friends toilet once by shitting too much

Spoiler: "Didn't exactly have the best afternoon yesterday"

 

[Iron Side]

I used to watch Critikal.

I was in a similar position but with britfag Youtubers like Memeulous and WillNE

 

[seri0us]

Fapped to that ILJ "roast me" reddit pic one time.

Dude.... What was even appealing about that photo? At all?

 

[Fruttasecca]

we broke up a few weeks later

Damn what happened after, did you move in with your boyfriend?