post embarrassing things about yourself

[Quantum Diabetes]

On public transportation I fell down, farted and my precious 2 liter of Mountain Dew rocketed out the door. Not from the fart though.
Rip dewies.

 

[Broseph]

I unironically enjoy listening to anime characters sing AI generated songs.

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

On public transportation I fell down, farted and my precious 2 liter of Mountain Dew rocketed out the door. Not from the fart though.
Rip dewies.

Admitting to using public transportation is embarrasing enough on it's own.

 

[Meth Until Death]

I respect women and have a penis like a baby's arm holding an apple

 

[Tsukasa Kadoya]

When I was a kid, I thought male sheep were goats.
I knew rams existed, I was just profoundly retarded.

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

I respect women and have a penis like a baby

ftfy

 

[Woodchipper]

I enjoy practicing accents and impressions when I'm alone. I've successfully been my own job references a couple times because I've got pretty good at a few. But the other day I was working on my Jamaican patois and spent a good 30 minutes happily singing a song about using a coconut as a Fleshlight.
Oh, also I was once caught practicing my Cosby. There I was, headphones in, loudly talking to myself about da rape and da puddin pops and and da Jello and da rape, blissfully unaware that a group of young women were walking behind me, having a hearty giggle. I paused when I noticed them but kept doing my thing.
Felt like getting nervous this far in the game would have been unbearably beta and talking to them after they've heard me babbling about benadryl popsicles would have been psycho. Sometimes being a sperg is the only sensible option.

 

[Lurker Child]

You know how the m60 is called "The Pig"?
For most of my life I thought it was because it looked like a pig.

 

[thebaddoctor]

You all already heard. I've taken a break and got myself together tho.
To the people who contacted my family, you crossed the line but I forgive all of you, because I am the better person here.
I will not be discussing myself in any context from here on out. I am here to talk about lolcows and now at least have a layer of plausible deniability to protect me the next time one of you line crossers want to ween my peen.

 

[Glowie]

You all already heard. I've taken a break and got myself together tho.
To the people who contacted my family, you crossed the line but I forgive all of you, because I am the better person here.
I will not be discussing myself in any context from here on out. I am here to talk about lolcows and now at least have a layer of plausible deniability to protect me the next time one of you line crossers want to ween my peen.

Not your personal blog Tommy Tooter Jr

 

[The Cunting Death]

You all already heard. I've taken a break and got myself together tho.
To the people who contacted my family, you crossed the line but I forgive all of you, because I am the better person here.
I will not be discussing myself in any context from here on out. I am here to talk about lolcows and now at least have a layer of plausible deniability to protect me the next time one of you line crossers want to ween my peen.

Shoe on head with time stamp or gtfo

 

[thebaddoctor]

Shoe on head with time stamp or gtfo

I will not be discussing myself in any context from here on out. I am here to talk about lolcows and now at least have a layer of plausible deniability to protect me the next time one of you line crossers want to ween my peen.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

You all already heard. I've taken a break and got myself together tho.
To the people who contacted my family, you crossed the line but I forgive all of you, because I am the better person here.
I will not be discussing myself in any context from here on out. I am here to talk about lolcows and now at least have a layer of plausible deniability to protect me the next time one of you line crossers want to ween my peen.

hey felix

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

You all already heard. I've taken a break and got myself together tho.
To the people who contacted my family, you crossed the line but I forgive all of you, because I am the better person here.
I will not be discussing myself in any context from here on out. I am here to talk about lolcows and now at least have a layer of plausible deniability to protect me the next time one of you line crossers want to ween my peen.

Sharpie in pooper?

 

[thebaddoctor]

Sharpie in pooper?

Tumtum, not bumbum, thank you very much.

 

[The Cunting Death]

Sharpie in pooper?

Man tits or gtfo?

 

[Muttley]

You all already heard. I've taken a break and got myself together tho.
To the people who contacted my family, you crossed the line but I forgive all of you, because I am the better person here.
I will not be discussing myself in any context from here on out. I am here to talk about lolcows and now at least have a layer of plausible deniability to protect me the next time one of you line crossers want to ween my peen.

fake & gay

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Tumtum, not bumbum, thank you very much.

Tbh I’d probably want to shove something into my bum before I’d try cramming something into my belly button.

Man tits or gtfo?

 

[Shidoen]

I broke two toilets in a gf’s home while her parents were away.

 

[Glowie]

Tbh I’d probably want to shove something into my bum before I’d try cramming something into my belly button.

Offtopic what happened to video "How Null treats his forum"?

Closest thing I do with my belly button is removing lint that build up there and flick it at Felix