Principles of the Kiwi Farms

The site is honestly a gossip site and not a trolling forum, really not so different than TMZ if you look at it objectively, and a lot of confusion would be saved if it were branded that way.

The nature of the site, and the lax attitude towards "free speech" and moderation, was always going to result in a lot of autism and stupid people being stupid. First of all the nature of the site's content and purpose of "documenting lolcows" obviously being one that attracts obsessive autistic terminally online people (and I'm not excluding myself from this). Second, allowing "free speech" means allowing retards to say retarded shit. Combine these two with the standard of anonymity and, well, you are going to get lots of poorly adjusted people saying lots of really stupid shit hiding behind anonymity and "free speech" to get away with saying things like "i hope wings of redemption kills himself and i think it's funny," or the absolute schizoposting of this Wormy fellow, or etc.

I'm not saying it should be otherwise, it's a beautiful dumpster fire that I enjoy participating in, but I think a certain degree of the behavior being called out in this thread is just unavoidable given the conditions I described.
 
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You niggers have been leaving your cans unattended apparently.
 
It's a combination of retard zoomers wanting instant gratification from their cows, and the 'ends justify the means' polarization brought on by the existential nihilism and despair people feel because of current year bullshit.

At the end of the day, I wouldn't even moralfag about the dubious shit people do to Wings/DSP etc. Swatting, false flagging, are all painfully unfunny and stupid cheats that sociopaths and vindictive autists resort to because they are room-temp iq dipshits who lack any semblance of cleverness to troll or expose a person in an entertaining way on a level playing field.

Yes, peoples reactions to things you wouldn't condone can be funny and you can laugh at them, but it never makes the act itself okay, no matter how much of a faggot said lolcow is. People who get threads here are the type to always be hung with their own rope without nihilistic judge dredds trying to get them murdered with swatting or deplatformed.
 
I hope this site never goes the way of the dodobird. It's the only forum or social network I feel like I can have opinions on and not have to bite my tongue in fear of getting the banhammer or being swarmed on by the hivemind for having wrongthink. Yeah, there's a lot of faggots and kikes and niggers thrown around, but it's all in good fun. I came across this place in 2018 when a friend sent me the Kero the Wolf thread and I got hooked on reading through what I initially thought was just pages of craziness, but I ended up learning more about psychology and the human condition thank I ever did in school. I mainly just lurk in the cow threads and post mostly on the film and music boards, where i've had better conversations about the art I like than on other places on the internet that supposedly cater to music/film buffs like me. I grew up on ip forums and imageboards (both of which are either now dead or overrun by bots), and this place brings back the sense of community those places had, versus something like Reddit where everyone just regurgitates the same talking points for updoots (and cannibalizes everyone else). Here, even with the occasional spergouts and a-logging, it seems like everyone comes together at the end of the day to just have a good time shitposting and laughing at troons, jannies, horrorcows, other assorted amusingly defective products of the internet era. These are trying, post-apocalyptic borderline dystopian times and this site is one of the few worthwhile places on the increasing sanitized world wide web. I love all you guys ❤️❤️❤️

P.S. That includes you, Null, your genuine wit has made me chuckle while browsing and made my day better on more than one occasion :biggrin:
 
Also, before I go for the night, I'd like to say a personal HELLO to all my friends in KiwiFarms' staff and moderators. The ones who just got out on bail after their arrest and charge for smuggling underage boys and newborn farm animals across state lines for the purposes of sexual gratification. To their credit, while they were doing it, they were being safe about it. They only picked the children and calves that didn't kick back.

Are you ready to kick me off the site yet, Null you pigfucker?
If you don't want to be here you can just log out. Lmao.
 
I think there should be a way to limit very new posters from posting on certain threads when things get really bad because there's been times where new people come in and act extremely retarded and also dox themselves.
I remember back in the dayyou had to have a certain ammount of posts to be able to see general and the deep thoughts channels
I don't know if the forum still does that.
 
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Newfags completely miss the point when they sign up. We are here to document lolcows and make fun of them. We do not encourage violence or threats or degenerates.

But I fear with the looming incest trial it is only going to get more hectic.
No way Null doesn't shut down new registrations during the trial.
 
Are you ready to kick me off the site yet, Null you pigfucker?
You know, if you seriously wanted to get banned, there are several rules (which you currently are respecting) that will get the attention of the jannies if you broke. Here are some options you could undertake, presented in good faith:

1) Make posts that are illegal under US law (e.g. an honest-to-god fedpost, explicitly infringe copyright, etc.)
2) Derail a dozen different threads (excluding A&N since @Absolutego is a such a bro that he won't even threadban you for being a sperg. The worst our glorious despot will do is delete your posts since autistic slapfights on A&N are a dime-a-dozen.)
3) Adopt an anime avatar, then tag Null into every one of your posts to clutter his feed. Bonus points if you stop thumbnailing your pictures.

There's nothing wrong with your posts in this thread and, honestly, I hope you continue to grace us with your presence fren. ♥️
 
I feel like half the problems are caused by the community feature system. ANY thread, no matter what subject, is instantly shit up for a minimum of 5 pages.
Making people look for their content would at least filter some retards.
“Ah shucks, some pleb came into my vtuber thread after Asuki-Chan got featured for blasting diarrhea in a dudes hot tub and doesn’t know all the lore. Asking questions like ‘what’s this gay shark anime babe’ and ‘wait what do that do?’

It’s so upsetting!! They are A PROBLEM!!”
 
You know, if you seriously wanted to get banned, there are several rules (which you currently are respecting) that will get the attention of the jannies if you broke. Here are some options you could undertake, presented in good faith:

1) Make posts that are illegal under US law (e.g. an honest-to-god fedpost, explicitly infringe copyright, etc.)
2) Derail a dozen different threads (excluding A&N since @Absolutego is a such a bro that he won't even threadban you for being a sperg. The worst our glorious despot will do is delete your posts since autistic slapfights on A&N are a dime-a-dozen.)
3) Adopt an anime avatar, then tag Null into every one of your posts to clutter his feed. Bonus points if you stop thumbnailing your pictures.

There's nothing wrong with your posts in this thread and, honestly, I hope you continue to grace us with your presence fren. ♥️
You forgot one that doesn't even require mods. Saying the c word.
 
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