Principles of the Kiwi Farms

[H3llonwheels]

Honestly if you post shit that gets you a lot of mean internet stickers it's best to just take the L and move on.

You (the proverbial type, not YOU) could also use the opportunity for self-reflection and not be insufferable cunts to each other. I had watched the farms for years and finally joined when Furry Nintendo Bro (allegedly) Necked himself. If this place is to survive, the members need to get along. It doesn't matter if they are coming here to beg for their removal from a thread, or if they came because it is "one of the last places for free expression on the internet".

Trolling used to be a nuanced thing where people would plan for weeks or more. It usually ended up with someone embarrassed and a few stories to tell. Now it happens within minutes to hours and it is "fuck that guy and everything about them".

ILJ and the whole mother-fucking thing really brought out something evil (aside from the toe fungus)

@Null's request is a drawn out version of the golden rule and three body problem combined. When in doubt, we fall back and try to solve the simplest equation first.

Anyone who doesn't support that is nothing more than an edgy bitch.

 

[WolfeTone]

Honestly if you post shit that gets you a lot of mean internet stickers it's best to just take the L and move on.

Interesting take, and the right one, but I've seen users get privileges taken away for what other users are allowed to do en masse, it's just another instance where things actually have, throughout my observations, been biased towards conflict, and why standardization of rules and an emphasis on routinely and uniformly exercising them will, and already have, be(en) good for the site.

 

[Lards and Lasses]

@Null if you're so assmad about grifters making more than this site does, why not just start an Patreon for coomers without getting doxxed?

This. Or just make a gay ass anime vtuber avatar and start streaming, then you can get all sorts of coomers

Better idea: start an OnlyFans. He can be a male Siswet; financial problems solved.

>Implying he isn't already doing all of these things

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

We should change rule one to “Rule One: Sneed”, and ban anyone who asks what a sneed is.

 

[Not A Fed]

If you don't Sneed, you get Chucked.

 

[Dr. Matthew C. Harris]

Dude you just edited a post to post an angry response to a rating. That's mega-cringe.

Why would I be angry over niggers on the internet, it was more to point out the intellectual dishonesty that seems to be afoot ITT.

I don't care about the funny MATI ratings, in fact I think they look pretty funny next to my pfp of an angry schizophrenic nigger.

Trolling used to be a nuanced thing where people would plan for weeks or more. It usually ended up with someone embarrassed and a few stories to tell. Now it happens within minutes to hours and it is "fuck that guy and everything about them".

It used to be (mostly) schoolyard bully tier shit that people did for fun. Whenever it actually got serious , like when BS, then a 13 yo child performing ERP on Chris, told Chris to shove the medallion up his ass people called Clyde a cunt and said it was too far. Now there's no "too far" anymore, now people actively support and encourage this kind of behaviour, if not much worse.

ILJ

The perfect example. Literally gayopping an autist into killing himself, due to pure sociopathy. I swear that most of the people who are that serious about their weenery are cluster B, and should thus be locked away for their own safety, and for the safety of others around them.

 

[Kenya Jones]

Join date isn't synonymous with 'date I started lurking here'.

If you are lurking for a year or more without making an account, what would be the hang up?

 

[Scavenger]

ur gay lol

 

[Dr. Matthew C. Harris]

If you are lurking for a year or more without making an account, what would be the hang up?

Idk I just like people watching, that's it. I didn't feel as if I had the time for a KF account due to how much I've had to grind at my skills. Hell, I still don't have the time. If you look at my activity it's really sparse due to periods where I'm bogged down with IRL, etc. I guess that now I have slightly more time to kill and less stressfully so, so that allows me to throw my poop at the walls of the great chimp enclosure that is the farms

 

[Epic Fail Man]

Principle Fartbag time to make le big poo poo.

 

[Kenya Jones]

due to how much I've had to grind at my skills.

I wanna know what skills these are because the only time I see anyone say "I've been grinding at my skills" it's always some nigger trying to be a soundcloud rapper who sounds like straight up garbage.

 

[A valid name]

How many superberries will it take to get PPP to truffle shuffle?

 

[King Metalia]

My question is, at what point should you actually report a post or user to the mods (other than double-posting and not inserting images as thumbnails)? The jannies deal with enough shit already, and I'm always worried that I'd just be bothering them with pointless bitching.

I've been here a while and I'm still not sure when it's appropriate to report someone myself.

While you at it, please restrict those who make those stupid low effort threads like: What could Hitler have eaten today?, Should i date my calculator? or can i paint my house with horse cum?. Those are flooding the new post section atm and make no sense.

To keep this site free from trolls(the bad ones not the good ones), i suggest a point system for new subscribers, for example: a new subscriber starts with zero points and limited access to the farms (some general stuff), so to get access to the entire farms you have to earn 20 points. How do you get those points?, you have to earn them by your activities on the limited parts of the site, other full access users can reward your activities with a point up to 3 point each post you make.
Why points?, to make it too much effort for throw away accounts to get access to serious discussions and enough effort to be a bit careful with your new account and not to behave like a caveman. This also works as a deterrent for those who are angry and make a new account to go rage posting, when they gathered 20 points they are turned to good Kiwis or they have left because it snit worth the bother.

Just a suggestion nothing more, but i think there should be some form of gatekeeping to keep a healthy forum.

You just might be on to something here. Make the newbies have to prove themselves before they can access the rest of the site. Love that idea.

 

[WolfeTone]

How many superberries will it take to get PPP to truffle shuffle?

Youknow, I've been studying Jung recently, and he said that a man or woman possessed by the spirit of argument and catastrophe, say a significant other that always tries to bait their spouse to argue and brings out conflict in situations unwarranted, would be 'possessed by the animus'; and that's really funny that he called it the animus cause you see this a lot in animefags (good animetards, you know who you are) and such a socially destructive possession would only warrant an exorcism, naturally. May I suggest holywaterboarding?

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

The "lol laugh at everything, mad at the internet" people are fucking fuming that a website is expanding beyond their niche circle of friends from 10 years ago and that a forum that lets people speak freely isn't as apolitical as it would've been 10 years ago.
Rather than stomaching this literal decade of change in environment and moving on, they instead get

mad at the internet.
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Go back to Reddit, dogfucker. This forum isn't a place for you to turn into another political rant filled shitground like every other social media site on the fucking internet. That applies to BOTH the left AND right.

 

[make_it_so]

If you are lurking for a year or more without making an account, what would be the hang up?

To watch and try to understand the dynamics and culture of the board as best as possible, so when they eventually do join they won't completely be a fish out of water.

 

[joebobmurphy]

If it helps, I have been laughing at your recent snits.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

Where's my politisperg rating???? Where's my politisperg rating????

 

[make_it_so]

Where's my politisperg rating???? Where's my politisperg rating????

Apparently it's not available on this board?

 

[Freshly Baked Socks]

May I suggest holywaterboarding?

Someone should warn him to wax his animus.