Probation Ends on July 10

[CatParty]

Guys, does Chris even remember that he's still on probation?

he's actually worse off.

barb's imprisoned him.

 

[Overcast]

I must say this frustrates me. I don't like it when Chris wins, and this in particular is irritating. The ban that the judge put in place to keep Chris away from The Game Place will be lifted, and there is no longer anything preventing him from returning. I hate to say it, but Chris has won. Snyder isn't going to be happy, but there's nothing he can do now.

On the bright side, Chris will most likely get himself banned again. Until then though...

*grabs popcorn*

 

[Overcast]

I just thought of something: if he starts going back to the GAMe PLACe where are we going to have our meetings with Michael and Megan? This could make things very difficult for us, especially the field agents, Gayboy Berserkers and Smegma Crazies. O, Discordia!

I thought Megan went into hiding after the whole "She came for CWC" incident?

I wonder what she's been up to since then?

 

[The Dude]

I just thought of something: if he starts going back to the GAMe PLACe where are we going to have our meetings with Michael and Megan? This could make things very difficult for us, especially the field agents, Gayboy Berserkers and Smegma Crazies. O, Discordia!

I thought Megan went into hiding after the whole "She came for CWC" incident?

I wonder what she's been up to since then?

Maybe if you would make it to the quarterly meetings you would know these things.

 

[milkshark]

I just thought of something: if he starts going back to the GAMe PLACe where are we going to have our meetings with Michael and Megan? This could make things very difficult for us, especially the field agents, Gayboy Berserkers and Smegma Crazies. O, Discordia!

I thought Megan went into hiding after the whole "She came for CWC" incident?

I wonder what she's been up to since then?

Maybe if you would make it to the quarterly meetings you would know these things.

You mean "q-meets"

 

[Kosher Dill]

I know you guys all think it's hilarious that Chris can come back to the PLACe, but I'd rather he stayed away for good. I make good money there as a Pokemon Gym Leader, and I don't need Chris coming in and taking my job just because he memorized the entire Pokedex into his autistic brain. It's a fun, easy job and I'd rather not lose it to some manchild who hasn't paid his dues.

PS: but The Dude rules this wasteland. A+

 

[Some JERK]

I just thought of something: if he starts going back to the GAMe PLACe where are we going to have our meetings with Michael and Megan? This could make things very difficult for us, especially the field agents, Gayboy Berserkers and Smegma Crazies. O, Discordia!

I thought Megan went into hiding after the whole "She came for CWC" incident?

I wonder what she's been up to since then?

Some say she never left at all, and that she's been hiding in plain sight this whole time.

...not me though. I don't think she ever really existed.

 

[The Dude]

I know you guys all think it's hilarious that Chris can come back to the PLACe, but I'd rather he stayed away for good. I make good money there as a Pokemon Gym Leader, and I don't need Chris coming in and taking my job just because he memorized the entire Pokedex into his autistic brain. It's a fun, easy job and I'd rather not lose it to some manchild who hasn't paid his dues.

PS: but The Dude rules this wasteland. A+

I have it on good authority that Michael will never let you go. You're too good of a Gym Leader, everyone loves you, and you've been an excellent recruiter for our cause. In fact a little birdie told me he plans on raising your salary to $90,000 next quarter.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Forgive me for being a sanctimonious moralfag, but I'm less concerned with being "that guy" than I am with idly watching people bait a mentally handicapped man out of the hope that he could potentially do something illegal.

You've been in such a mood since they took away your skywriting license.

 

[CalmMyTits]

If I only lived in Virginia! Then I would go to the Game Place, these meetings sound SO awesome.

 

[The Dude]

If I only lived in Virginia! Then I would go to the Game Place, these meetings sound SO awesome.

Every quarter Michael donates part of the money to one lucky "member" for airfare, a hotel, food, "adult" entertainment, and a car rental. A nice car like a Mercedes, not some shitty Ford or Mitsubishi. Plus some walkin' around money. There's a raffle that's held and one lucky person gets all this so they can enjoy the meeting. Snyder is actually a really cool guy if you're on his good side. I remember one of our female members had an ovarian cyst and Michael paid for all of her medical bills. Just really generous, y'know?

 

[DangDirtyTrolls]

Looks like this forum has a few slow-in-da-minds of its own

 

[CalmMyTits]

If I only lived in Virginia! Then I would go to the Game Place, these meetings sound SO awesome.

Every quarter Michael donates part of the money to one lucky "member" for airfare, a hotel, food, "adult" entertainment, and a car rental. A nice car like a Mercedes, not some shitty Ford or Mitsubishi. Plus some walkin' around money. There's a raffle that's held and one lucky person gets all this so they can enjoy the meeting. Snyder is actually a really cool guy if you're on his good side. I remember one of our female members had an ovarian cyst and Michael paid for all of her medical bills. Just really generous, y'know?

Gosh! That is so excellent! I still have some unused vacation time, and this would be the best use of it! How do I get my name in the raffle? Should I bring some food? I work in a store so I can score sweet deals on appetizers, liquor, deli meats, and such. What do you guys like?

 

[The Dude]

If I only lived in Virginia! Then I would go to the Game Place, these meetings sound SO awesome.

Every quarter Michael donates part of the money to one lucky "member" for airfare, a hotel, food, "adult" entertainment, and a car rental. A nice car like a Mercedes, not some shitty Ford or Mitsubishi. Plus some walkin' around money. There's a raffle that's held and one lucky person gets all this so they can enjoy the meeting. Snyder is actually a really cool guy if you're on his good side. I remember one of our female members had an ovarian cyst and Michael paid for all of her medical bills. Just really generous, y'know?

Gosh! That is so excellent! I still have some unused vacation time, and this would be the best use of it! How do I get my name in the raffle? Should I bring some food? I work in a store so I can score sweet deals on appetizers, liquor, deli meats, and such. What do you guys like?

Michael takes care of all of that. Every meeting is fully catered, full bar, everything. All you need to do to enter is send him a postcard and print "Quarterly Meeting Raffle" on it.

 

[CalmMyTits]

I just mailed him a postcard, hope he picks me!

As for the food thing, well, I thought it would be decent to offer to make an contribution to the meeting (something Chris would never consider)

 

[Himawari]

I've heard rumblings that Michael holds Thanksgiving feasts for members every year! Is that true? If so, that would work out great for me, since I always spend Thanksgiving visiting family in Virginia anyway...

 

[Lunachu]

Does anybody know what the court date in September is for?

 

[CalmMyTits]

Does anybody know what the court date in September is for?

Wait, what court date?

And that Thanksgiving thing sounds absolutely scrumptious. I just realized, if Snyder is able to pay for ovarian cyst removals and hold a raffle to bring members of this forum to the Game Place with all expenses paid, then the Game Place must be doing very, very well! it seems that the ban of Chris has only brought Snyder a grand number of customers!

I certainly hope that once the probation ends, Chris doesn't show up and ruin that!

 

[rocket]

Looks like this forum has a few slow-in-da-minds of its own

my autism was TEMPORARY and I have since broken out of my autistic shell

it's nothing but honor roll grades and galpals from here on out

 

[Henry Bemis]

Does anybody know what the court date in September is for?

Yep, there's a date September 5th, ominously labeled "Review." They didn't get their July date pushed back, did they?