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Mariposa2.0 LTE said:
Unlike normal people, he can't simply put something down, say he didn't like it, and find something better. I miss the 40s when it was morally responsible to smash retards like Chris upside the head with a full can of paint.

Now, he's treated like an endangered species of water fowl valued for its high pitch squaking and offensive smell
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Mentally retarded people in the 40s were treated substantially better (unless it was a mentally disabled black man and the Ku Klux Klan, but that's for a different reason). Retardeds like Chris were put into lunatic asylums.

The mentally disabled, society, and their parents were forced to acknowledge they were different. This is part (but not the only) of the reason why Bob and Barb were pretty terrible parents: they refused to let Chris be treated for autism at school because they feared he would be institutionalized for autism as an adult.

This obviously was a huge mistake, as Chris was lead to believe that every shortcoming in his life is due to other people and not his own actions, moral failings and mental disability. Additionally, it is pretty obvious his life has been substantially worse than had he been institutionalized with other retards.
 
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Chris Chan announced, started and concluded a 2 hour gaming stream apparently with no one here even mentioning it.
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Looks like we've entered the "Who Fucking Cares" saga.
 
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First JCWCSP Gaming Live Stream - stream notes

- 'Christchan's Switch' is Chris' Switch device name.

- 6:30 Barbara is at "the old place"

- No shoutouts and only positive comments.

- 7:11 The word "mother" is filtered

- 8:30 Chris has watched the Boogie documentary

- 8:50 The word "mom" is filtered. When asked about being a mother raper Chris says "that's an alternate timeline".

- 11 Chris seems to be living with a friend, based on answer to Thanksgiving plans question.

- 12:30 Chris says marijuana has held them open up spiritually when they've smoked in the past.

- 13:20 Chris will entertain prayer requests.

- 15 so far the insults seem to be rolling off Chris better than in the past. Wonder if he must be getting coached on this?

- 23:30 Chris may start an onlyfans, but might not fully understand what that actually suggests?

- 24:30 no answer to why did Chris buy a book do have sex with the elderly.

- Chris says after the stream they will post an address where people can send mail. (Later posts PO Box to Twitter.) Later says it's only for positive SFW fanart and positive well intentioned gifts.

- 30:50 Chris says that a lot of the money coming in is going towards the mortgage.

- 34 It looks like Chris will read out loud things that they are asked to say out loud as compared to not reading names? Asked to say "chill chimps". So maybe just shoutouts arent allowed.

- 37 Not sharing any conversations that were had with the lawyer.

- 41:50 The judge ordered Chris away from the house "because the rumor had been spread wide. And everybody needed to be tested anyways, and (Chris) needed to be away from Barb regardless". (Holy shit did they STD test the two of them?)

- 53 I'm not sure what Chris is reacting to here but she says "*stress sigh* that never happened so I can talk about Barb, who is my mother, who I appreciate very much despite the abuse and and other sabotage she's done in my life, but that's another thing"

- 1:05 Chris is "bi-sexual and is gay as fuck". Mimes getting mouth fucked by something that is greenscreened. Later in the stream they hold something up and it looks to be a large fake pickle, but is greenscreened.

- 1:30:30 headphone warning as Chris burbs/yeans/autistically screaches all at the same time into the mic.

- 1:32:40 Chris was segregated into the medical block while in prison. Likely because of him claiming that there was a portal.

- I'm working when the stream is on so I'm not paying 100% attention but it feels like the stream is slowing down donation wise as time goes on and Chris stares at his games he's playing.

- 1:49:00 Sonichu Prime lore explained. (The Prime Sonichus trancend dimensions and were able to create Sonichus in other dimensions.) What the fuck and I doing with my life typing this shit out.

- 1:52:30 Chris' Sonichu Prime lore explanation is challenged. *Stress sigh* "What fun is there in making sense?"
 
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Shrlurmp said:
Holy shit did they STD test the two of them?)
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He's talking about "tested" as in their character had to be tested. IE: Bella was being tested to see if she was a troll or a galpal when I told her I fucked my mother. He's just retarded.
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Chris was segregated into the medical block while in prison.
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He was segregated because he's a literal retarded tranny. It was county jail, not prison, but even being with other inmates would be bad for several reasons so jail staff did him a favour by keeping him alone in medical where he would cause less trouble.
 
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Shrlurmp said:
- 1:05 Chris is "bi-sexual and is gay as fuck". Mimes getting mouth fucked by something that is greenscreened. Later in the stream they hold something up and it looks to be a large fake pickle, but is greenscreened.
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that caught me off guard and i think that was the first time chris has genuinely made me laugh.
 
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
Interestingly Caden recently got a house about 25 mins from there.
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I don't get it, do you think Chris and Gayden are living in these separate units?

Buying this ... House with underserved inheritance and/or donations from morons?

Dreams do come true.

Edit: theoretically if this is the case, you can bet Chrissy will be in the mother-in-law suite *t'heh* and will have the servant stairs, the shitty little widow's walk and no yard.

Meanwhile Cadirt gets the spacious upper living quarters, big ass porch with the nice stairs and whatever other amenities that entails.

Remember when Chris monopolized the entire upper stairs for his own gain?

Oi. How have the tables turned while bridges burned.
 
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Hopkinsville Goblin said:
Chris has posted a PO box address. What lovely gifts will he receive this holiday season?
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That post office is right across the street from Randolph College, which was founded as an all women's college but eventually became coed. It makes sense if Chris living somewhere around there because of cheap student housing. I don't think he would have a PO box that somewhere far away from where he's currently living, and added in potential college aged women for him to oggle and mack on, makes me think he lives pretty close.
 
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