Containment Random Chris Updates

[Apteryx Owenii]

I almost envy him for not really processing the complicated and horrific ideology of terrorism. Then I remember his 9/11 video(s) and realize it's just :autism:.

classic chris- supporting anyone who kills a jerkop.

 

[Dr. Tremolo]

Chris is more of a green, just without the calm, intellectual, and powerful, and it's also the same color as his rapidly falling hair.

I dunno, Chris hardly seems like a curious type to me given his scope of knowledge about the world. He would also need some level of awareness about himself and others to be actually cynical.

 

[GV 002]

Remember when "Catherine" said the dogs were obese?

They are obese. They're meant to be pedigree beagles, and look more like porky rottie crosses. You can see the fat rolls just behind their collars (that look a smidge too tight and wide, totally the wrong kind for the breed) and the fact their heads look far too big for their bodies.

Their coats have a 'greasy' look to them that kind of screams bad diet, but other than that they really don't look that unhealthy. Clear eyes, no bald patches or bedsores, no ingrown claws etc.

Source - I worked with dogs for 4 years plus

 

[nad7155]

I almost envy him for not really processing the complicated and horrific ideology of terrorism.

Sometimes, ignorance really is bliss.

Chris hardly seems like a curious type

He is a fucking idiot.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Sometimes, ignorance really is bliss.

It's a double-edged sword. The pain we feel from terrorism is probably equivalent to the pain he felt with blue armed Sonic the Hedgehog, or male nipples. All things are relative when run through a tard filter.

 

[Hyperion]

It's a double-edged sword. The pain we feel from terrorism is probably equivalent to the pain he felt with blue armed Sonic the Hedgehog, or male nipples. All things are relative when run through a tard filter.

Thats a good point. Chris was willing to keep up a months long campaign of petty crime to protest video games. Most people aren't willing to embark on a months long campaign over shit thats actually important let alone fucking vidya.

 

[Marvin]

I wanted to ask @Marvin , why this sudden tweet storm to celebrity women on facebook? Has the sudden burst of Vitamin D during spring bolstered his libido?

It's quite simple: he discovered it was possible.

Chris made maybe a handful of twitter posts for the years that he's had the account, and then recently, he remembered he had it. Chris follows certain accounts (mostly women), but once he's followed the account (any account, including men), he feels like they're an old friend he can talk to casually.

Of course, that's the experience twitter tries to cultivate: everyone's (more or less) an equal on twitter. You can join in on any conversation! Tweet at celebrities! There are no barriers, no one's lording over you.

Chris is just dumber than most people in that he actually believes he's casually chatting with celebrities.

Obviously I'm not Marvin, but Chris has always had a serious problem with Notice Me Senpai behavior towards celebrities. Remember he believed Myamoto would find his video pitches and adopt Sonichu just from that. Chris has been cheeping at Tara Strong and anyone else related to MLP since the whole brony thing started. It's just gotten more visible lately. Probably because Strong is always sperging about Trump and LGBT stuff nowadays.

To some extent, yeah, but I honestly think Chris is just suckered in by twitter's interface. They present it like a one-on-one conversation and Chris is stupid enough to fall for it.

 

[AnOminous]

To some extent, yeah, but I honestly think Chris is just suckered in by twitter's interface. They present it like a one-on-one conversation and Chris is stupid enough to fall for it.

People like John Flynt, MovieBlob and Dobbo do this, too. Maybe they're not so naive as to believe they're actually chatting with (or yelling at) Donald Trump but they certainly act like it.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

It's quite simple: he discovered it was possible.

So Chris insisting that the "Love Quest" be "offline or bust" has gone the way of his opposition to drinking or hiring prostitutes?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

So Chris insisting that the "Love Quest" be "offline or bust" has gone the way of his opposition to drinking or hiring prostitutes?

I wonder if Chris has finally discovered that hangin' with women in IRL is a bust because his new galpals, LGBT virtue signalers, and female strangers have failed to blossom into anything promising.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I wonder if Chris has finally discovered that hangin' with women in IRL is a bust [...]

You may think that Chris would've given up on trying to father Crystal by now.

That must've been one hell of a dream Chris had all those years ago.

 

[Marvin]

So Chris insisting that the "Love Quest" be "offline or bust" has gone the way of his opposition to drinking or hiring prostitutes?

No, this isn't part of his love quest. When Chris talks at these celebrities, he feels like he's chatting with his galpals while getting his nails done at the salon.

Empty headed, inane conversation is Chris' favorite mode of socialization.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

No, this isn't part of his love quest.

I guess those of us who thought Chris was being extra thirsty online were wrong about that. It certainly can look like thirst to a casual observer.

Is the Love Quest still going on?

 

[Marvin]

Is the Love Quest still going on?

He's still looking for a girlfriend, yeah. He certainly doesn't want to be alone forever.

 

[xXRonPaul_42020Xx]

He's still looking for a girlfriendwomb to bear his prophesied freezer sperm daughter crystal, yeah. He certainly doesn't want to be alone forever.

ftfy

 

[zap2theextreme]

He's still looking for a girlfriend, yeah. He certainly doesn't want to be alone forever.

So what does he do nowadays? Just sit and wait for her to fall from the sky?

 

[Marvin]

So what does he do nowadays? Just sit and wait for her to fall from the sky?

I should rephrase that: He still wants a girlfriend. He's not actively pursuing one though.

 

[Trilby]

I should rephrase that: He still wants a girlfriend. He's not actively pursuing one though.

Well hopefully he won't wait too long to get going again.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Well hopefully he won't wait too long to get going again.

That's a lot of effort though. Effort that could be spent playing vidya games

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I should rephrase that: He still wants a girlfriend. He's not actively pursuing one though.

The only thing Chris is actively pursuing is type I diabetes & Barb!
Although Chris is not actively pursuing women, he could possibly be secretly wishing one of his galpals would proposition him.