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All I really can say, is that this is amazing.
Yet another time he shows that if you just let him be, he will be the one to spout the most shit all on his own.
Looking forward to how this influences Sonichu and how things proceed. For all we know, once Barb dies she will probably be "mentally ressurected" in CWCville by Chris and transported there by Chris or Magi-chan or the like.
 
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This is going to ramble and go a bit :offtopic:. You've been warned.

I think that Chris's ever-deepening plummet into the arena of the unwell isn't necessarily a sign of worsening mental conditions. Consider the stuff that he's put up with the past few years - Bob's death, the fire at 14 BC, Sorbet's worsening condition, his being jailed...and of course, Snorlax moving inexorably closer to a sooner-rather-than-later demise. And I think that he has become more aware of what an unkind and unfriendly place the World can be.

Now, faced with such a situation, there are basically two routes one can take - with various shades of grey between, of course - but what it boils down to are these. One can either swallow hard and face reality, or one can retreat further into the safe space of one's fantasy.

Chris could still better himself in the real World. Try to save some money, even if it's only 20 dollars a month or whatever, and not touch any of it unless he genuinely needs to. Get some more exercise, which can be as simple as going for a walk each day. Maybe try for further education. Take steps towards getting a job even if it's only a part-time/voluntary one. Talk with Barb about her concerns and worries for him while there's still time - maybe even get some half-decent life advice from her.

But that takes effort, however minimal. And some of it can hurt emotionally to force oneself to face, which can be as painful as any material matter. Worrying how to pay for the house will be bad, but worrying about how one will cope in a World with no family and no real friends can be just as crushing.

However, CWCville and its denizens, not to mention their portals into Equestria and wherever this video-game faggotry takes place, will be there for as long as Chris is. They're not growing old, they're not getting sick, they're not dying - and they never have to worry about money. The imaginary friends who've become more important to Chris in many ways than real life.

Chris isn't getting mentally more ill, but he is less and less willing to face the real World when he can just have Magi-Chan teleport over and psychically examine his Dreamcast, and end up with a goddess living inside him and wearing Discord as a vest. His fantasies have ceased to be healthy and become a security blanket that he's too afraid to give up.

And in that regard, he is most definitely getting worse.
 
There is that time when Chris claimed Christopher was this split personality of his, he even "switched to Christopher" for Kacey in one phone call. Its a very confusing story but heres some facts:

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/30_August_2009
Or that the ghost of his younger self haunts the day lilly garden. I know he was trying to spook trolls, but that's a pretty specific manifestation.
 
So I'm a little confused as to why he needed an Xbox 1 when most of the games in that series I've seen in game stores are ps4 also. I'm wondering if he met some chic who has an Xbox 1 and bought it to play with her. I think that is what partially motivated him to purchase a Ps4 when he did.
 
Chris's post isn't as schizo as people think it is, it's just really fucking autistic. The idea of the Uzume being inside his Dreamcast is literally the exposition of Megadimension Neptunia, which he has ripped off wholesale. All his talk about being headmates with her or whatever is just how he's trying to justify how his autistic wish fulfillment is supposed to work.
 
There is that time when Chris claimed Christopher was this split personality of his, he even "switched to Christopher" for Kacey in one phone call. Its a very confusing story but heres some facts:

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/30_August_2009
From the wikia page you cited:
"30 August 2009" (officially "08302009") is a video in which Christian Weston Chandler claims to have not received any boxes from the USPS or UPS. He then goes on to prove he's completely insane by taking on a second personality: Christopher.

In his answer to his fanmail, he related what everybody else knew; that the whole split personality was another attempt to "momentarily derail the trolls". Naturally, it didn't work. At least we get to see Chris punch himself in the face."

This could well be an autistic ruse cruise, or an attempt at 'viral marketing' for his comic. Anything is possible with Chris.
 
To be fair, the guy has been subject to the most consistent and thorough gaslighting campaign in the history of the Internet.
We're all "haha magic-chan isn't real, dummy!" but then again neither is Clyde Cash. Or his last half dozen girlfriends. Or his fan base. Or his closest friends. Point is: why bother with the real world when it's just as fake as his fake world?
 
This could well be an autistic ruse cruise, or an attempt at 'viral marketing' for his comic. Anything is possible with Chris.

Absolutely. I suddenly recalled it and felt it a good idea to mention this.

It could be Chris' child like mind, kids have overactive imaginations. The question here is if Chris himself believes his own bullshit or not. Which, with Chris, is very hard to determine. Since its Chris.
 
This is going to ramble and go a bit :offtopic:. You've been warned.

I think that Chris's ever-deepening plummet into the arena of the unwell isn't necessarily a sign of worsening mental conditions. Consider the stuff that he's put up with the past few years - Bob's death, the fire at 14 BC, Sorbet's worsening condition, his being jailed...and of course, Snorlax moving inexorably closer to a sooner-rather-than-later demise. And I think that he has become more aware of what an unkind and unfriendly place the World can be.

Now, faced with such a situation, there are basically two routes one can take - with various shades of grey between, of course - but what it boils down to are these. One can either swallow hard and face reality, or one can retreat further into the safe space of one's fantasy.

Chris could still better himself in the real World. Try to save some money, even if it's only 20 dollars a month or whatever, and not touch any of it unless he genuinely needs to. Get some more exercise, which can be as simple as going for a walk each day. Maybe try for further education. Take steps towards getting a job even if it's only a part-time/voluntary one. Talk with Barb about her concerns and worries for him while there's still time - maybe even get some half-decent life advice from her.

But that takes effort, however minimal. And some of it can hurt emotionally to force oneself to face, which can be as painful as any material matter. Worrying how to pay for the house will be bad, but worrying about how one will cope in a World with no family and no real friends can be just as crushing.

However, CWCville and its denizens, not to mention their portals into Equestria and wherever this video-game faggotry takes place, will be there for as long as Chris is. They're not growing old, they're not getting sick, they're not dying - and they never have to worry about money. The imaginary friends who've become more important to Chris in many ways than real life.

Chris isn't getting mentally more ill, but he is less and less willing to face the real World when he can just have Magi-Chan teleport over and psychically examine his Dreamcast, and end up with a goddess living inside him and wearing Discord as a vest. His fantasies have ceased to be healthy and become a security blanket that he's too afraid to give up.

And in that regard, he is most definitely getting worse.
So what will happen to Chris when Barb does pass? I don't think Cole is on speaking terms with him.
 

Jesus fucking Christ. . .

First of all I think that is the largest wall of text he has ever spewed out, and that's something knowing that he's the king of ugly walls of text. As for what he actually wrote. . .of course he would mess this new fandom thing with his world, and of course he used it to add another waifu to his imaginary harem.

I can just imagine him in that cluttered room of his, babbling on all day to people who aren't there, floundering around doing really goofy attempts at kicks and punches all while wearing his dirty tattered dress. And then there's Barb in the other room, slowly dying as she shuffles around the hoard trying to ignore the noise.
 
So I'm a little confused as to why he needed an Xbox 1 when most of the games in that series I've seen in game stores are ps4 also. I'm wondering if he met some chic who has an Xbox 1 and bought it to play with her. I think that is what partially motivated him to purchase a Ps4 when he did.

There is no reason for anyone to own both a PS4 and a Xbox One if you don't have a special fondness for exclusive franchises. There are two possibilities, neither of which are mutually exclusive:

1) He suddenly got into Hyperdimension Neptunia and he can't hate a buxom squirrel-faced anime girl protagonist, even if she represents the HEXbox. You can just hear the BASIC breaking down in Chris's autism engine. XBOX = bad, anime girls = good, XBOX = anime girls, error error! DEL first priority to avoid system malfunction

2) There are girls on Xbox Live that he's never flirted with and might not know he exists. Just keeping the ol' friendship net open so he can land another Jessica Quinn, I suppose. This is in keeping with the possibility you mentioned.
 
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