Containment Random Chris Updates

[Brian Butterfield]

I certainly hope he's not talking about the cutie mark he had on his ass. I'd ask how he hasn't figured out that people can't see what he says, but there's no point. 'tism gonna 'tism

 

[niggers]

well the good news is anyone with a lamination machine and one of "build your oc" generators could probably get 60 bucks outta chris

edit: 60 bucks outta some dickless hanger-on, i mean

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Chris wants to spend some money.

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That person's not following Chris so won't see his tweet.

Gas...or fake library card...gas...or fake library card...

Oh who am I kidding? Fire up the lamination machine, Chris has autism to express!

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Gas...or fake library card...gas...or fake library card...

Oh who am I kidding? Fire up the lamination machine, Chris has autism to express!

I love how people always claim that Chris is functional and can pay bills, yet gas vs toys is the dilemma of the century.

 

[Ghostbeater]

Chris wants to spend some money.

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That person's not following Chris so won't see his tweet.

3...2....1......Let the begging for food/gas/anything commence

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

Jeez Chris' facial hair gets thicker and thicker each year.

It wouldn't surprise me that he dropped the titty skittles in favor of his magical thinking. He's already claiming to see cartoons everywhere, so thinking that he is magically transforming into a kawaii desu animu loli is not that much of a stretch by that standard. Like the "merge", that duck is just going to fall off revealing a china any day now, guys.

Besides, more money to piss away on stupid plastic trinkets!

 

[The American Hedgehog]

It wouldn't surprise me that he dropped the titty skittles in favor of his magical thinking. He's already claiming to see cartoons everywhere, so thinking that he is magically transforming into a kawaii desu animu loli is not that much of a stretch by that standard. Like the "merge", that duck is just going to fall off revealing a china any day now, guys.

He tried the magical route with the Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis, and when it didn't work, he went with the HRT.

Besides, more money to piss away on stupid plastic trinkets!

His health insurance covers HRT. Tax dollars at work. https://transequality.org/know-your-rights/medicare

 

[Tikbalang]

If only MLP teaches how to spend wisely. Oh wait, I don't think they can do that because it's a toy brand

 

[ContinentalButterchip]

I'd ask how its possible for somebody whose only job the last 40 years has been doing low tier arts and crafts doesn't know you can just make a fucking picture, print and laminate it. But rainbow puzzle piece etc....

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

I'd ask how its possible for somebody whose only job the last 40 years has been doing low tier arts and crafts doesn't know you can just make a fucking picture, print and laminate it. But rainbow puzzle piece etc....

He probably knows he can do it himself, but that's work. It's easier to just pay someone else to do it for him with the free money he's given every month.

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

Que retrasado mental
<Laughs in Castellano>

Tiene la cabeza en el culo. What would Chris even do at a library lol?

 

[Picklechu]

Tiene la cabeza en el culo. What would Chris even do at a library lol?

Historically speaking, loiter.

 

[trueandhonestfan]

Historically speaking, loiter.

And mumble to himself while speaking to his imaginary friends.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

And mumble to himself while speaking to his imaginary friends.

Maybe, he also use their computer to visit and renew his subscription to SexyCoEdCuntSuckers.com.

 

[Tikbalang]

Tiene la cabeza en el culo. What would Chris even do at a library lol?

Is there a chance that Chris will be interested in reading? At least in children's section

 

[Mr. 0]

I love how people always claim that Chris is functional and can pay bills, yet gas vs toys is the dilemma of the century.

remember that he begs for money whenever he doesn't have any leftover cash for toys (or when barb screams at him to buy her q-sands)

 

[JULAY]

Que retrasado mental
<Laughs in Castellano>

Es la verdad

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

I'd ask how its possible for somebody whose only job the last 40 years has been doing low tier arts and crafts

Now now, play fair. Chris, after all, spent a good few weeks working at Wendy's, and even tried his hand at selling cutlery for a bit.

And those burgers must've weighed, like, five, ten TONS, y'know...

 

[ForgedBlades]

Chris is offended.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris is offended.

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I bet God says the same thing as Chris walks down the street, balding in teenage girl clothes.