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Why he likes Yang isn’t hard to find out. Another 1K to the Tugboat and he thinks he’s got it made, and for a time he might. Depending on what the economy does and whatever Barbs whims about his rent are that could easily change. However I’m surprised he’s not a hardcore Warren or Gabbard supporter.
An extra 12 grand a year will buy him a lot of lego and pony shit. But it won’t stop him from begging.
 
Chris likes Yang because Yang is a meme candidate and some discord faggot thought it'd be funny to tell Chris to vote for him.

Regardless, I doubt we'll see as much fervor from Chris in 2020 as we saw the last time around.

Exactly. Chris hated Trump because of the lefty memes and blogs he was reading and He likes Yang because he saw memes about a free 1k.

He doesn't have any idea about how anything political works, like Bob pointed out, he struggles to understand different states let alone countries, He doesn't understand why people hold to the politics they do.

At the end of the day all the political stuff is virtue signalling and hoping his tugboat gets bigger.
 
Exactly. Chris hated Trump because of the lefty memes and blogs he was reading and He likes Yang because he saw memes about a free 1k.

He doesn't have any idea about how anything political works, like Bob pointed out, he struggles to understand different states let alone countries, He doesn't understand why people hold to the politics they do.

At the end of the day all the political stuff is virtue signalling and hoping his tugboat gets bigger.

I mean, the opposite is also true. Plenty of politically uninformed shitheads voted from Trump because of the meme. The anti-Trump stuff was definitely a way to fit in with his new LGBTQ+ pals.

Though why would he be part of the Yang Gang? If the dimensional merge is soon upon us, then the results of the 2020 US presidential elections should be irrelevant for him.
 
Not delivering on the patreon promises.

I took at look at patreons policies on patreons who don't fulfil their end of the agreement. They literally pull a "contact the patreon" - the company effectively just says "deal with it".
They trusted Chris Chandler with their money and got screwed over. Yeah, no fucking shit. What did they think would happen?
 
And that's why Patreon is garbage. As long as they get their cut, they don't give a tinker's damn if everyone else is getting screwed over.

That's how a for profit company should operate.

Not deciding whether people are allowed to use financial services based on how woke they are.
 
Not delivering on the patreon promises.

I took at look at patreons policies on patreons who don't fulfil their end of the agreement. They literally pull a "contact the patreon" - the company effectively just says "deal with it".

Good. Anyone who sends money on a subscription basis to CWC, or Spoony, or Brianna Wu, etc and expects to have some guaranteed return is an idiot that deserves what they get, which is probably nothing. It's not Patreon's fault that one autist who still should of known better is mad that he got screwed by another autist.
 
I'm at least glad he seems to be putting behind the "Lisa Simpson will be President in 2020" shit. That's such a stupid thought and Groenig will never take that approach.

It was just a future Episode the Simpsons sometimes do. In 2000, Bart to the Future showed a Grown up Lisa as President, after ousting Donald Trump out of the Presidency. What Chris doesn't understand, is that that was a spoof of Donald Trump's actual 2000 bid for the Presidency for the Independent Party. Yes, Trump ran for president in 2000, just didnt get a lot of media coverage.
 
I'm at least glad he seems to be putting behind the "Lisa Simpson will be President in 2020" shit. That's such a stupid thought and Groenig will never take that approach.

It was just a future Episode the Simpsons sometimes do. In 2000, Bart to the Future showed a Grown up Lisa as President, after ousting Donald Trump out of the Presidency. What Chris doesn't understand, is that that was a spoof of Donald Trump's actual 2000 bid for the Presidency for the Independent Party. Yes, Trump ran for president in 2000, just didnt get a lot of media coverage.
History repeats itself in a cycle what he tried once as an independent and probably without the maga bluster was virtually ignored by the media. But when he ran on the opposing side and sounded like he was gonna undo 8 years worth of liberal progress then they got scared and it only managed to give him the attention he needed to win.
 
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Chris is juggling so many Idea Guy types in his head now...

Sockness suggested Chris destroy Ben's Slime dimension unless he pays up the money Chris begged from him yesterday, offering to have Jakoba (Sockness's god character) do it. Chris refuses, saying Ed Bighead has control of the situation.

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Ed Bighead is a cartoon character being used as an avatar by this jackass:

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Chris is juggling so many Idea Guy types in his head now...

Sockness suggested Chris destroy Ben's Slime dimension unless he pays up the money Chris begged from him yesterday, offering to have Jakoba (Sockness's god character) do it. Chris refuses, saying Ed Bighead has control of the situation.

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I think what annoys Chris about Ben is that he can't control him like he does with the other orbiters. Chris follows Ben right now and whatever Ben does, Chris reacts to it. Meanwhile, Chris tries to dictate what goes on in Ben's story and Ben just ignores him.
 
Chris is juggling so many Idea Guy types in his head now...

Sockness suggested Chris destroy Ben's Slime dimension unless he pays up the money Chris begged from him yesterday, offering to have Jakoba (Sockness's god character) do it. Chris refuses, saying Ed Bighead has control of the situation.

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Ed Bighead is a cartoon character being used as an avatar by this jackass:

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I remember reading something about Chris getting ten emails from ten people claiming they were Megan Schroeder. This weenery puts them to shame.
 
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