Containment Random Chris Updates

Think its very telling that even in this video you can still see he is visibly angered by the situation, like as if it happened recently.
Suppose then when it did occur that 6 year old Kid Chris had the same reaction, not fear, not sadness, but violent rage manifesting in physical aggression towards the faculty and anyone who got in his way... a proto virgin with rage if you will...
I just always assumed that they were trying to settle an extremely distressed/upset autistic child but this makes it seem like he actually wished physical harm towards everyone involved and potentially had already lashed out at someone causing the staff to act...
And yes the million dollar question, what triggered all of this and set him off in the first place?
I Imagine it was something as inane/banal as a classmate offhandedly comparing Mario to Sonic, not even claiming that Mario was better than Sonic but just comparing them for the sake of it...
"NO NO NO NO NO!!! MARIO IS RED AND SONIC IS BLUE!!! BLUE!!! SONIC SONIC SONIC!!! REEEEEEEE!!!"
Goes for the safety scissors and is swiftly intercepted by an utterly terrified teacher's aide on minimum wage who's desperately trying to call for backup while struggling to restrain an ever louder slippery spasming chicken nugget shaped Chris Chan who possesses the fabled unbridled retard strength...
DRAMATIZATION: MAY NOT HAVE HAPPENED

I still say that this whole incident is a construct of Chris’s tard brain and paranoia.

He was restrained at some point. Maybe just once.

There was a tape recording during speech therapy.

Chris screamed like a tard over some stupid shit. Probably several times.


And inside that weird ass brain of his, at some point all three separate memories got combined into one.


The most interesting thing IMHO isn’t really whether it happened (it didn’t) or what the exact circumstances were. But what that “incident” says about Chris, and how he has held on to it over the years.
 
No Chris doesn't cower down, he just goes into his ultimate shield barrier move

HEDGEHOG DEFENSE MODE

View attachment 1693845
Who’s that woman caressing him?
6D3BF968-DC62-42E5-83A6-D9BE506FB924.jpeg
 
I think there was some mom with experience wrangling autistic children, who stepped in and defused the situation.

I'd think would have been funny for future con events that Chris came in with a shirt that said "Special Needs Adult Child: Caution" and the wrangler would have a shirt that reads "Special Needs Supervisor/Buddy"
 
But at that age, 6, your memories are still raw and formulating. You'll remember fragments and snippets and piece together what parts you can, and fill in the rest with repetition and re-imaginings.
Uh, maybe I'm conflating things, but didn't this incident occur when he was in 4th grade, so he would have been around 10?

The whole thing about his speech development in general is difficult for us to assess because he has created so many myths about it.
First word "monkey" at a ridiculously early age, then supposed muteness for five and a half years, until around age 7, which would mean that the school passed him from kindergarten to first grade though he hadn't spoken??? More likely he had delayed speech but not that delayed, and Chris exaggerated.
 
She's the problem with the world. Chris should have been laughed out of that place. The people in attendance should have thrown pickles at him too.
That's a bold claim, I mean Chris was exhibiting textbook autistic behavior at the time and i don't think she should be judged for lending assistance. Chris is mocked because of the shit he does beyond his diagnosis. A woman helping an autistic individual during an episode isn't "the problem with the world" you ween.
 
That's a bold claim, I mean Chris was exhibiting textbook autistic behavior at the time and i don't think she should be judged for lending assistance. Chris is mocked because of the shit he does beyond his diagnosis. A woman helping an autistic individual during an episode isn't "the problem with the world" you ween.

Chris isn't an ordinary autistic individual, he is an exceptional autistic individual incapable of holding his behavior back. Ordinary autistics know how to behave.
 
Yes, it is. Just like you're the problem for running after Chris and trying to clean up his droppings like a clown cleaning up elephant dung at a circus. Just like elephants belong in the wild, Chris belongs in a heavily guarded mental institution where the only thing zapping to the extreme will be his brain cells.
Chris isn't an ordinary autistic individual, he is an exceptional autistic individual incapable of holding his behavior back. Ordinary autistics know how to behave.
yeah but that woman has no frame of reference, she doesn't know who chris is or what he's done or how consistently he fucks up and makes other people on the spectrum look terrible by association. She's just a woman who has seen the symptoms in a loved one and saw the opportunity to assist a stranger.


look i'll be the last one to defend chris, he's toxic and an idiot and he deserves nothing from anyone. but claiming a woman is somehow a bad person for assisting a stranger with a mental illness is fucking stupid
 
Last edited by a moderator:
Idk man... Nothing about that story makes sense.

Why would they want to record him?
Why the need to restrain him?
Why the need to make him scream?
Why was the teachers, the teachers aides AND guidance counselor there?


Knowing what human memory and especially Chris’s memory is like, I think it’s a made up memory, made up of different, unrelated events that Chris rearranged until it made sense to him. (But nobody else.)


Chris was restrained (most likely after screaming), Chris did get recorded for some kind of speech therapy, and Chris did scream. Just on separate occasions, and after learning from home how evil the school is, he fit the pieces together in a new and weird way.




It’s on the CWCki, and is something Chris has mentioned numerous times over the years.

Fuck knows if it happened the way he describes it (lol! No it didn’t!) but it’s safe to say that he certainly believes it and is a pretty important event for him.


Not going to go all psychoanalytical here, but I think this most likely self-constructed memory is pretty foundational for Chris, and is an insight into how he sees the world: A scary place where bizarre, painful things can happen without warning, populated by uncaring people and mean authority figures who can’t be trusted.
That last bit fits when you realize Chris's story sounds more like his arrest from the target a decade after 4th grade. He could just be mixing all his past "sufferings" together in an attempted to make it seem like his whole life has been a never ending gauntlet of being abused and discriminated against. First from being an autistic man child begging for pity sex I'm public then as a lesbian trans woman, and now as an all powerful diety/his op "son" waiting for his place I'm cwcvile to merge with his unfulfilled miserable life
 
Time for some obscure (but interesing, IMHO) shit, I guess:
I think this is key. Bob def loved chris. As does barb(as much as an obvious sociopath can). But they clearly just didn't want to deal with him. Like you said, if he was in school, at the gameplace etc they didn't have to deal with him.
Long ago, on a former incarnation of this forum, there was this lady who claimed to have worked on the Charlottesville's Toys"R"Us. Apparently, Sarah Hammer also worked there at the time, and Barb would routinelly drop Chris there for hours as if it was some kind of free babysitting service (despite him being in his late teens, but, you know, Chris). According to this lady, Chris would follow Sarah around like a puppy (much to her annoyance) and there was some kind of minor incident where he insisted to follow her into some employee only zone. Managers didn't like this one bit and sometimes confronted Barb about dropping his tardspawn there for hours on end, to which (of course) Barb responded throwing hissy fits about how Chris was a special snowflake and everybody should bend backwards to give him special treatment. And then sometimes she completely flipped her script and went about how he should be treated like any other regular costumer whenever it benefited her.

Apparently, when he was not being a pest, Chris would spend most of his time there fucking around with Legos on tables set up to that purpose, surronded by kids 10 years younger than him, and whenever Barb came to pick him up, she pretty much had to drag him out while he let out childish "NOOOOOOO!"s (again, this allegedly was high-school Chris).
That last bit fits when you realize Chris's story sounds more like his arrest from the target a decade after 4th grade. He could just be mixing all his past "sufferings" together in an attempted to make it seem like his whole life has been a never ending gauntlet of being abused and discriminated against. First from being an autistic man child begging for pity sex I'm public then as a lesbian trans woman, and now as an all powerful diety/his op "son" waiting for his place I'm cwcvile to merge with his unfulfilled miserable life
This was never discussed that much, if at all, but years ago Chris posted on Facebook his "Hallmark of negative life events" where there are some nuggets that were not public before and hints that he wasn't the model student he would want us to believe he was.

- Dragged to Principal's office by the ankles for something I did.

"Something he did"

- Manchester High School: Mrs, Laurie Jones emptied my locker; I felt violated and squirmed on the floor.

Pretty sure they wouldn't have checked his locker just because, but Chris is not telling. Still, the image of Chris squirming on the floor like a worm (probably moaning too) while a teacher takes out autistic trinkets from his locker cracks me up :lit:

For those of you who fuck around the Q&A Discord servers, this would be interesting stuff to ask him about!
 
Last edited:
Time for some obscure (but interesing, IMHO) shit, I guess:

Long ago, on a former incarnation of this forum, there was this lady who claimed to have worked on the Charlottesville's Toys"R"Us. Apparently, Sarah Hammer also worked there at the time, and Barb would routinelly drop Chris there for hours as if it was some kind of free babysitting service (despite him being in his late teens, but, you know, Chris). According to this lady, Chris would follow Sarah around like a puppy (much to her annoyance) and there was some kind of minor incident where he insisted to follow her into some employee only zone. Managers didn't like this one bit and sometimes confronted Barb about dropping his tardspawn there for hours on end, to which (of course) Barb responded throwing hissy fits about how Chris was a special snowflake and everybody should bend backwards to give him special treatment. And then sometimes she completely flipped her script and went about how he should be treated like any other regular costumer whenever it benefited her.

Apparently, when he was not being a pest, Chris would spend most of his time there fucking around with Legos on tables set up to that purpose, surronded by kids 10 years younger than him, and whenever Barb came to pick him up, she pretty much had to drag him out while he let out childish "NOOOOOOO!"s (again, this allegedly was high-school Chris).

This was never discussed that much, if at all, but years ago Chris posted on Facebook his "Hallmark of negative life events" where there are some nuggets that wasn't public before and hints that he wasn't the model student he would want us to believe he was.



"Something he did"



Pretty sure they wouldn't have checked his locker just because, but Chris is not telling. Still, the image of Chris squirming on the floor like a worm (probably moaning too) while a teacher takes out autistic trinkets from his locker cracks me up :lit:

For those of you who fuck around the Q&A Discord servers, this would be interesting stuff to ask him about!
Time for some obscure (but interesing, IMHO) shit, I guess:

Long ago, on a former incarnation of this forum, there was this lady who claimed to have worked on the Charlottesville's Toys"R"Us. Apparently, Sarah Hammer also worked there at the time, and Barb would routinelly drop Chris there for hours as if it was some kind of free babysitting service (despite him being in his late teens, but, you know, Chris). According to this lady, Chris would follow Sarah around like a puppy (much to her annoyance) and there was some kind of minor incident where he insisted to follow her into some employee only zone. Managers didn't like this one bit and sometimes confronted Barb about dropping his tardspawn there for hours on end, to which (of course) Barb responded throwing hissy fits about how Chris was a special snowflake and everybody should bend backwards to give him special treatment. And then sometimes she completely flipped her script and went about how he should be treated like any other regular costumer whenever it benefited her.

Apparently, when he was not being a pest, Chris would spend most of his time there fucking around with Legos on tables set up to that purpose, surronded by kids 10 years younger than him, and whenever Barb came to pick him up, she pretty much had to drag him out while he let out childish "NOOOOOOO!"s (again, this allegedly was high-school Chris).

This was never discussed that much, if at all, but years ago Chris posted on Facebook his "Hallmark of negative life events" where there are some nuggets that were not public before and hints that he wasn't the model student he would want us to believe he was.



"Something he did"



Pretty sure they wouldn't have checked his locker just because, but Chris is not telling. Still, the image of Chris squirming on the floor like a worm (probably moaning too) while a teacher takes out autistic trinkets from his locker cracks me up :lit:

For those of you who fuck around the Q&A Discord servers, this would be interesting stuff to ask him about!
Just once i'd like to hear a story of barb doing something positive. Imagine your working at toysrus and your crazy neighbor walks in with her retarded son and says.

"Oh Sarah, I'm leaving chris for a couple hours keep an eye on him"
"Uhh this is my place of employment Barbara"
"Thats nice. Hes in the lego section see you around 4"

That would unacceptable if Chris was 10. Let alone like 17. The fact that barb is such a self-entitled cunt that she thought a retail store should be responsible for her autistic son really shows that shes always been a terrible human being.

Im starting to think less and less that chris's attitude problem is about him being autistic and more that his patents were just fucking assholes.
 
Just once i'd like to hear a story of barb doing something positive. Imagine your working at toysrus and your crazy neighbor walks in with her retarded son and says.

"Oh Sarah, I'm leaving chris for a couple hours keep an eye on him"
"Uhh this is my place of employment Barbara"
"Thats nice. Hes in the lego section see you around 4"

That would unacceptable if Chris was 10. Let alone like 17. The fact that barb is such a self-entitled cunt that she thought a retail store should be responsible for her autistic son really shows that shes always been a terrible human being.

Im starting to think less and less that chris's attitude problem is about him being autistic and more that his patents were just fucking assholes.

Unlike Bob, who was litigious and paranoid but intelligent and basically a good person, Barb seems to have absolutely no redeeming qualities. The most admirable thing she's ever done is lose a lot of weight, but that lead to her looking like the bad guy from The City of Lost Children, so the benefits were somewhat diminished.
 
That's a bold claim, I mean Chris was exhibiting textbook autistic behavior at the time and i don't think she should be judged for lending assistance. Chris is mocked because of the shit he does beyond his diagnosis. A woman helping an autistic individual during an episode isn't "the problem with the world" you ween.

Fuck that coddling bullshit.

Chris was “exhibiting textbook autistic behavior” because he got kicked out after breaking the rules.


In other words, it fits right into Chris’s long ass pattern of breaking/shitting all over the rules, facing the consequences...

And getting coddled because oh muh poor autistic manchild!
(See also: Chris’s numerous acts of breaking the law and interactions with the legal system.)


@Mariposa Electrique is of course absolutely right. If any of the previous incidents with Chris had been handled with a suitable degree of mocking and facing the music, maybe he wouldn’t have degenerated into the total tard he is.


Autist or not, the rules apply to everyone. If Chris is too prone to “exhibiting textbook autistic behavior” to follow them, then maybe he shouldn’t go to cons.


And anyone coddling him like that lady, deserves mocking as well. It’s a well established Christorian fact that a stern “NO!” and getting slapped over the fingers, does wonders to improve Chris’s behavior, as opposed to more coddling and asspats.
 
Back