random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Table Country]

When your parents don't let you listen to worldly music but they do let you post on Kiwi Farms

 

[Law]

He has the Goon phenotype.

 

[notafederalagent]

man I’d fuck a pound of ground meat if it was laying there and I needed to get my nut on.

 

[CWC]

I like pegging, but that doesn't exactly help me impregnate her -snigger

 

[CWC]

sorry

 

[CWC]

sorry

 

[CWC]

it said error i did not know i posted it three times my bad

 

[Norbert the Tiger]

Not just a troon but also autistic. Glad she is dead.

When is this troon genocide they keep promising going to start?

Get fucked tranny
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She was FTM so she wanted to close her hole not dilate it, the police had other ideas though.

 

[Meat Target]

It's a Kiwi Farms thread, and that means Ethan Ralph WILL be mentioned sooner or later.

 

[Anne Hyroe]

I think an excellent rule of thumb for you going forward would be don't post pictures of yourself in your own home to the fucking Kiwi Farms ya goddamned barefoot maniac

 

[3MMA]

We need total gunt eradication tbqh. Gunts offer nothing to society except misery and an early death.

 

[Dupree Home Edition]

"Greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he [Chris Chan] was autistic. And like that, he's gone."

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Yeah. I'm late twenties and my first sexual exposure (outside of being raped and molested for a year as a kid) was Natsume 2 by Zone, where she gets all holes and her urethra fucked by a tentacle monster.

 

[Gentlebastard]

These troons are literal locust swarm. A plague on the earth consuming everything green in their path.

That 'heyyyyy' was gayer than all of Grindr

Because let's face it, a man who screams out fake orders to fuck with the random stranger ahead of them in line at the drive-thru is permanently unable to keep a friend who's not exactly as juvenile as he is.

Your fanfic about a fat man failing to make it to the toilet is still better written than a Fatrick book.

Use this opportunity to peak your normie friends if possible about how trannies are mentally ill time bombs.

You guys, her tranny name was fucking Aiden lol lol lol

Detrans female wrote this based comment

The love and worship of one self is thinly disguised satanism. (And in the case of troons: Demon worship.)

I got an idea. Maybe comedy should be funny. I know this is a radical concept.

 

[Meat Target]

The bigger the site gets, the worse the ratio inevitably becomes. That's why it's so important to keep your bullying game sharp.

 

[Poop Shoot]

I only grow more familiar with the wrinkles on his scrotum and not what's written on his heart.

 

[Meat Target]

Uh... I'm going to very graciously let you fuck the trannies in my stead. Have fun with that.

 

[PhoBingas]

Please don't be brown near my child, is a legit request too.

 

[W00K #17]

Late and probably submitted 6 gorillion times already,. It still needs to be random txt .


“We won,” Sorrenti said. “Kiwi Farms is dead.”

The End of Kiwi Farms, the Web’s Most Notorious Stalker Site

Users harassed people for a decade. Then they messed with the wrong woman.

www.wired.com

 

[Kirk Van Houten]

"u look like a ex crackhead that changed his life and now is a police officer"

"I'lll hear you coming man, I'll hear your clown shoes honking from a mile away brother"