random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Poonocchio]

HERRO PREASE HULLICANE ERECTRIC WE HABV GIRR TARK NO YES

 

[Gog & Magog]

thinking this be what they call that broken-windows policing you see, it may sound strange but for every 100 brocolli-tops on illegal e-bikes you cite, you'll get one less jamal magdumping into a grandma. Jamal just picks up on the culture of law-abiding.

 

[RACISM]

the butthole holds a key to unlocking our true potential. It is a nodal point in the universal network, a conduit for the intricate flow of consciousness. It is said that if one can transcend the physical limitations and harness the ethereal energy that emanates from the butthole, they can achieve unimaginable spiritual enlightenment.

 

[Rotollo 2]

Somehow, topics such as "Jack Scalfani's new cookbook" require the attention of people in high places while illegal websites get protected.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Sometimes I think the guys running the simulation are fucking with us.

Why do you think Boca exists? Or why Miami is the gateway to Latin America? The panhandle the redneck riviera? Why do we welcome leafs and New Yorkers with open arms? Florida is the nexus of insanity that takes all-comers, and remains unbeaten in madness. When it comes to batshit, diversity is our strength.

People need to stop pretending racism doesn't improve your community.

The ignoring of the Unibomber's manifesto and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

Now, to less gay things!

I hate to get gay and pedantic, well okay that's a lie, I love it

Actors are truly the stupidest people alive. and people wonder why the romans and english had such disdain for them and kept them on the fringes of society. They had the right idea and did it for good reason

There needs to be a final solution to the Breakfast Question.

The school vending machine took your dollar, but didn't give your snack? obviously the white person who programmed the machine clearly didn't want the black man to have his cheetos.

It's possible I'm retarded.

Hey, if I wasn't, I wouldn't be here.

One of the most common suicide methods is to sit in a car with a charcoal hibachi.

2+2 = collard greens and the STEM courses must accept that. At which point things get interesting in that 'watch the chimpanzee with a revolver' kind of way.

>inb4 still cant triforce

This guy really sucks as a human being. he's not even funny kind of suck, he's offensive garbage existence.

He's not the alog we need, he's the one we deserve.

What's wrong with calling him a dumb spiteful fuck who is also very fat?

Here's the daily intake of a family of 4 on one single dish. It looks like an elephant ejaculated on the dish after rabbits took numerous shits.

That's enough cooking videos today.

At least learn how to build bombs and how to mail them to politicians before you march innawoods.

Protip: Don't go to Haiti.

 

[Poonocchio]

the genocide is when people try to stop them from molesting children, since that's how these degenerates reproduce.

 

[3MMA]

Nature abhors a vacuum, there must always be an a-log.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

@Just A Butt

what do M&M feet look like
what if heels were ideal for their shape?
we don't know

 

[Hitman One]

Because they're more racist than a guy on KiwiFarms literally named @RACISM

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

You'd think someone with gender dysphoria wouldn't want to have photos taken of their presurgery genitals.

This censorious Pokefag has been practically begging for a thread for months

he's trying to steal Ethan Ralph's wife while being unworthy of carrying the gunt.

No child, I will not unblock your cyberstalker website until you say I don't have bitch tits.

 

[JustSomeDong]

I'm trying to figure out how to short humanity and profit off it, but the ADL sent me a cease and desist. Turns out they own the patent on it, fuck!

 

[Black Man Underwear]

@Toy Soldier

does fucking a tree make you a furry?

 

[Spud]

They weren't bored. They got to watch a dog murder 200 rats while having drinks with the lads. Sounds fun honestly.

 

[Gentlebastard]

In this video, you can see the gypsy in it's natural habitat, throwing it's own feces at another gypsy, likely in a squabble over their territory.

The bonobo is the coomer to the chimp's nigger.

Juneteenth celebration ends in gunfire, NO DESCRIPTION OF PERP(s)! place your bets gentlemen!

I want Jeremy Clarkson to become a leader of the Bri'ish Car party and gradually instate the First Car-Reich. All cyclists will be gassed.

My Holmes-like powers of deduction have determined she has terrible tits. We're talking lopsided, droopy, AND pepperoni nipples.

It's time for General Good Times to come out of retirement and start chopping hands. The going-to-war montage will be stripping naked, throwing on some charms, being made bullet-proof by a shaman, and getting high as fuck off brown-brown.

TOTAL SOYFACE DEATH

11 out of 10 shitposters agree.

The only reason to use APSD is so you can attach a diagnostic, and subsequent billing code to it. You don't get paid for diagnosing someone as a PoS, as it has no associated codes.

No living human should ever be that color. It looks of death and I'm surprised it hasn't just fallen off yet. It's a testament to modern medicine and the resiliency of the human body.

If he gets a cut, can he feel it and if not, then are we looking at the maggoty arm arc?

sneeding on my constitutional right to laugh at faggots

White people are magic. We can give niggers tumors just by not liking them enough.

 

[MrJokerRager]

richard spencer is a filthy tolerant neoliberal who embraces zionist empire and rejects radically thirdworldist national authoritarian socialism who deserves to be shoved in a woodchipper

 

[curiumotter]

source: https://nitter.at/HackingButLegal/status/1685650581220683779#m

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

>tfw you're more ideologically aligned on this issue with dirt farming goat rapists than people from your own country

 

[ComStar]

"I may have fucked up my life flatter than hammered shit, but I am beholden to no human cocksucker."

"Goddamn it, Swearengen, I don't trust you as far as I can throw ya, but I enjoy the way you lie."

 

[Black Man Underwear]

@Lifeguard Hermit

when will men in dress tribe leave us in peace

 

[Big up Liquid Richard]

So that's what scientists do. Wake up in the morning and decide cute little animals need to get shitfaced. For science.

Fucking rolled.