random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[MaduroHunter]

Bro there is zero chance in hell I'm believing somebody named "femboy fart huffer" only looked at tranny scat porn out of curiosity.

Since @femboy fart huffer spilled not only his own spaghetti, but every spaghetti pot in Itally and its adjoining countries in his maniacal diatribe, you may as well spill your own. What are we jerkin it to tonight, fellow femboy appreciator?

 

[30+GameOvers]

Ian unironically does not seem to know that babies and small children shit a lot, it's completely normal and not a sign of neglect.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

> elite taskforce of nazi pedophiles

 

[Tablet County]

So this is how Ian goes out, not with a bang, but with a fart sound effect on the H3 podcast

"You can turn our game into a porn set, add incest, add pedophilia, add zoophilia,, BUT THOU SHALL NOT TURN FROM THE PATH OF NIGGER WORSHIP!"

 

[CallmeCicada]

If I get banned I want 100 pages of people saying. Nigger had it coming on my profile

 

[Dr. Butt]

Now, I hate that nigga for being a pedophile, but I’ll admit he had some decent points about creative autonomy and how modern cartoons are written by corporates instead of actual artists.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

I may be a faggot.

But at least I'm not a woman

 

[Xarpho's Return]

Piker learns its harder to debate a real person as opposed to arguing with an already made video you pause occasionally to say "zionist!" at between chicken tendies

 

[Dr. Butt]

Bladed sweet chin music to the face is officially back on the self defense menu boys

 

[Cnidarian]

When archeologist find my fossilized remains in 100 million years I want that good American plastic to still be as fresh as they day it was made

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

People killed aboriginals and made dick pills from their bones

 

[Spectate]

ETA: Almost forgot, if it's not an abuse of power then I can look for some of his deleted posts. He has a habit of showing up in threads to yell about black penises.

I may be a faggot.

But at least I'm not a woman.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

This sounds like a good policy on its face but the problem is that it leads to a situation where you're only getting the lowest quality girlscouts ground up in your cookies.

 

[Tablet County]

Did you heard xher? (thing) is a bad game and for trannies, stay away from it. Real ARYAN men watch the grass grow or expend all the day fapping to lolis just like Nick Fuentes fucking told me!

Calls him "poop pants", then plays the fart sound.. that's just classic comedy. Evergreen.

That's cool Ethan but I still don't like bombing children

Then stop, bro.

 

[Speedrunner]

YOU'LL BE FUCKING HANGED
YOU'LL BE MURDERED IN COLD BLOOD
YOU'LL BE TAKEN OUT AND FUCKING SHOT
YOU'LL BE FUCKING EVISCERATED
YOU'LL BE STABBED IN THE FUCKING THROAT
YOU'LL BE LEFT FOR DEAD
YOU'LL BE FUCKING EXECUTED
YOU'LL BE FUCKING NAILED TO BURNING CROSSES
YOU'LL BE FUCKING TORCHED
YOU'LL BE FUCKING ABACINATED
YOU'LL BE FUCKING BURNED ALIVE
YOU'LL BE FUCKING BEATEN TO SHIT
YOU'LL BE FUCKING CHOKED OUT

 

[vomitusdeux]

The most evil thing Amber does is that she continues to live even after I have made it clear that I do not approve of this.

NHEOOOO MAI BOOTIFUL BBW KWEEN DO NOT REDEEM THE WEIGHT LOSS PILLS! I CAN SEE YOUR BOOBA ALMOSY IN THE VIDEONPLEASE DO NOT TAKE THE MEDICENCE DO NAWT REEEEDEEEEM YOU WILL BE MAH BENCHODE WIFE YOUR BLOODY BITCH.

Yeah I once had long hair and someone came up behind me and called me "miss" in a store. I had to kill myself 15 times a day for the next 10 years.

He's supposed to be of Arab descent, despite being named Frank.

I prefer my watermelons be unfucked, but you do you.

I think of you more as autistic and slightly gay, but instead of trains and sonic you’re interested in monkey penises.

As far as I can tell Onlyfans has nothing to do with Israel.

As soon as I saw the mention of auto DMCAs, I *knew* Jews had to be involved somehow.

You're a shitty retarded bird country, Turkey.

I think the more pressing issue is asking why he wants to get up in the guts of a little boy with cat ears, but I suppose you could lead with that one.

you type like someone is electrocuting you with a taser at random intervals

 

[JustSomeDong]

Is this excitement what unemployed people felt when H3 and Hasan were getting ready argue with each other?

 

[Gentlebastard]

I fear for his blood pressure, but righteous Null rageposts never fail to crack me up.

As unworthy of a sentiment as the one I’m about to express is, and as cheap, and lowbrow and as close as it comes to claiming credit for thing I have no control or influence over,

I fucking called it

One of the greatest crimes of the Internet age is the livestream podcast race will never acknowledge that they owe the entire format to the Sektur.

Minime, hae iterum tantum tuae delusiones sunt. Fruere carcere, insidiator.

He's just a retard who doesn't know he's a retard and that allows him to be confidently ignorant and belligerent to the world around him.

There's really nothing here beyond what you can see, which is still a lot because he's really fat.

I told my special someone all about Greer tonight and they went through the five stages of grief as I divulged more and more of his insanity. His video about avenging Dennis Hof broke them.

Neither Chris or Ralph were enough to start following cows but Russell and his antics brought us closer together. As a bonus they now hate troons and are more racist than me.

This is even more idiotic than I expected. Although, why am I even surprised?

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

CONTENT CREATORS ARE MORE THAN CONTENT CREATORS. THEY'RE A MARKETING GENIUSES. THEY'RE AN EDITING GENIUSES. THEY'RE A SCRIPT WRITERS. THEY ARE A PERFORMING GENIUSES. THEY ARE A SOCIAL MEDIA MANAGERS.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Well it actually did because the two images r34 featured over the past week is full of butthurt comments. Most of them are bitching about Lisa Simpson getting purged.

Fuck all these rule34 sites, its nothing but nigger dicks everywhere.