random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Francesco Dellamorte]

Taliban are starting to shitpost

To be a servant of Islam is to truly undertand the lyrics of Smile Bomb.

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

Your past ass doesn't remember your future penis trying to penetrate it, and the time paradox turns earth into a black hole.

 

[WolfeTone]

Born too early to explore the galaxy, born too late to explore the planet, born just in time to shitpost with the fucking Taliban.
@REGENDarySumanai

 

[Just A Butt]

@Gentleman Gamer / @Xenarthran

There is nothing homo about making a cute thick femboy explode cum all over the place as you fuck their booty.

 

[Meat Target]

Todd Howard has more credibility then the pentagon at this point.

 

[Euler's identity]

You want to send me a dick pic and it's purple?

How could you even say that? What did I say that deserved such a response?

I am genuine when I say I don't want to pick on you and that I don't want to upset another autistic person.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

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@Gentleman Gamer / @Xenarthran

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I just want to say that I really appreciate this thread (well, until the Butter Wars started raging)

 

[Enterhater42069]

Spoiler: what it's meant to be:

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Spoiler: what you did:

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To be fair, it is a very rice translator.

 

[Random Internet Person]

 

[Meat Target]

I guess you can get mad on internet forums. You will save 1 Afghan with each post.

Did this dude just refer to multiple deaths from a terror attack as "messy"?

 

[Random Internet Person]

Imagine bragging about a regular paycheck for something you’ve fully admitted you hate doing.
Like that somehow makes you special.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

"I am going to torture mice but it's ok, it is for heckin le ebin science"

 

[Just Another Apocalypse]

Maybe you should find a man that doesn't bully another woman by showing your used syphilis panties to the whole world on kiwifarms

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

I give up.

 

[DerKryptid]

S. O. T. P. STOP

Lol gets me everytime

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Hitler killed himself because people harrassed and bullied him

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I just like toy dinosaurs and dolls and stuff. I just think they're neat.

consooming is like the antithesis of art.

 

[Unpaid Emotional Labourer]

the fucking incessant whining of a million yaoi addicts.

 

[Mal0]

I have porn of Pixar's cars that I've tried drawing as well, somewhere, and tried thinking about the way sex would work.

You can't spell VPN let alone use one.