random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

Well, which good samaritans do you think would be first in line to get a trained fuck-dog for free?

 

[Fibonacci]

Friday the 30th: Forced out of my home and Temple; had no where else to go.

 

[DerKryptid]

 

[KiwiFuzz]

WHY, gay white men? WHY didn't you make him the chicken cream on his black funnel noodles? It's like an early Christmas for him!

 

[DiggieSmalls]

You're basing this on what? Morphological or genetic data? Like what @Epic Fisting Man said, show me a study that uses genetic data to explain the phylogeny of these two orders.

 

[Anne Hyroe]

Chris is a christlike figure in the sense that he seems to have been created and sent to earth by God for the sole reason of getting owned in a really humiliating fashion

 

[Don't Tread on Me]

His tits! Holy fucking shit!!!!

 

[Art Kassul]

My first week here I slipped on a pile of human shit and landed on a drug needle.

 

[Blackhole]

TWO AUTISTS ENTER ONE AUTIST LEAVES

buying tickets from someone who is a right-wing furry lolcow to own the libs

Never ask a woman her age
A man his salary
A progressive their opinion on Israel

Look at my driving record, man! Back in my day, there WAS no speed limit.

"Excuse me, doctor, who's that Haitian guy and why is he poking a doll that looks like my mother with needles?"

I would unironicly love to have an Andypedia

"I have come to the conclusion that one useless man is called a disgrace, that two are called a law firm, and that three or more become a Congress!"

Joshua Connor "Null" Moon, contemplating how his life got to this point. 2021 colorized.

Jesus H Christ has and wants nothing to do with this absolute fucking dumpster fire of incest and insanity.

Did... did this nigger really write in a fucking letter?

And people thought that this would be the end to Chris's story.

Et tu, Julay?

“Drink this Fanta in remembrance of me.”

Holy fucking shit, the craziest part is he learned nothing!

> Gets arrested for rape and theft
> First thing he does is to talk about how he's literally Jesus

"I AM YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR !!!! BOW DOWN TO ME !!!"

Prove to me that you're divine, turn this Fanta into wine!

This WILL be studied in classrooms across the nation come 50 years.

How many times do i have to call you a faggot before you magically turn gay?

 

[Ken Barlow]

This is at least the second time in KF history a couch has saved a life.

 

[Haramburger]

The Following Everyone should hear and appreciate sincerely, authentic, and spiritually and aura deep.

I WOULD have paid the ramining 600 Monday or Tuesday, BUT NULL had to FAIL HIS DESTINED TEST And Betrayed Me, like I was betrayed and jailed with a Kiss over 2000 years ago.

Also I can't believe Chris called his mother "Barbie Chan."

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Listen to the fans, give her a giant cock

>tfw no sexy busty red-head to handcuff you to the chair while singing "shave and a haircut" to drive you crazy enough to confess and cum

Usually they are brown and/or unloved so it's ok.

lady justice is blindfolded but she still feels the weight of the shekels in her drug pans

So [lady justice] can't see who is groping her. Though she can probably tell that it's Andrew Cuomo.

They put the poop into the autists, they don't harvest it from them.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

She would last like one day in the woods before she got sex trafficked by a bear or something.

 

[SCSI]

"No, none for you, son. This fund is for passable tranny hookers."

 

[Enterhater42069]

I mean that's cool and all, good for you, but you're still a faggot.

We need our horrifying sticker back

You literally advocated for child/adult sex. You are the LAST person here anyone should listen to about morals.

I'd usually tell someone to sit down and shut up. But you should frankly just kill yourself.

You have a 500- score, which is proof that literally everyone is against you here. Why should any of us listen to your stupid shipping manifesto?

I'd give up video games if to embrace the genocide of "gaming communities".

Stop playing pretend and get your mental illnesses checked out.

Bulbous nigger dong delivered straight up my ass pipe.

Hooker, but God damn it use a rubber. Last thing you need is another string of child support payments

we're all giant faggots sucking our own dicks.

I'm sucking the hardest, obviously.

He's coming for your peri peri sauce @Null

What would Walt think about a cartoon about gay witches with his name on it?

Fuck representations. I just want a decent plot and funny jokes. I guess it's too much to ask nowadays.

Byuu, being the great war hero assigned to the US military's top level emulation unit wouldn't show up on the report because his death would be classified. Everyone in the special gameshark CIA unit was confident that his mission to take out the KFs would go off without a hitch... only problem was Null didn't take the bait and rejected the money. Byuu, wasn't expecting this. He knew his orders were to 86 himself if that happened, but he just couldn't do it. Time to disappear. He came up with a plan. He turned on his french emo music designed with the specific frequency to nullify all recording bugs planted in his tiny Tokyo apartment by his superior officers. Then he called Hector, the one man who he could trust to never reveal the truth about his death under any circumstances.

"By the time the cookie jar urn is posted, I'll already be living in Mexico City coding for the cartel's secret SNES project."

I don't have a twitter, I'm pretty much indestructible. A phantom. A being that cannot even be comprehended by your average troon. I have no form.

I just wanted to hear the plump Italian man do the funny wahoo wahoo. I just wanted to stare at my female character's huge, hacked ass and tits while I auto-walked to New Vegas. I just wanted to watch joey.sanchez.2007 build a sentry on last at the beginning of the round before dying to a spy with a shiny fedora. Why must you tamper my escapism with your immense faggotry?

The new reddit catchphrase will be : Thanks for the censor, kind stranger

SPANK ME HARDER, DADDY!

the kayfabe is so strong that he's staring into the camera for the majority of the fight

whats wrong buddy? can't handle a little felt?

Surfer DOES clean his poopy from the toilet seat

shake up hierarchies and replace them with yes men

Islam is a disgusting backwards cult created by a pedo warlord who very likely came up with it as a means to manipulate people into doing his bidding.

Muslim radicals committed terrorism: "Guys, maybe we shouldn't teach or remember 9/11 anymore. Think of the poor kids."
Teachers in elementary and colleges tell Whites to kill themselves, breed outside their race, and that their country is evil: "LOL fuck you, cracker-ass cracker. Kill yourself"

You see, the towers represented two massive white penises. The symbolism was there all along.

Niggers were a mistake.

Who knew America's "Homegrown Taliban" would just be genderkin university professors and students all along?

 

[PhoBingas]

Did he put his thumb down there yet to sniff it?

 

[LurkTrawl]

Remember that after 50 years, Boston Pride decided to close down rather than deal with black trannies.

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

Lmao you shit yourself you fecally incontinent, disgusting pedophile and bestialist. You shit your pants and admit it. Do you know how often normal people shit themselves? They don't you disgusting pants-shitting retard.

 

[Just A Butt]

Sawyer likes to eat breakfast. That's it.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

/laughs in chlorinated chicken