random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Mal0]

Look he's gross and I hate that I've seen his open asshole, but I'd be a liar if I said I wasn't interested in this book.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Some faggot I know used to tell me it was a fallacy, then he got arrested for being pedophile trash. Guess I was right.

wokeshit from now on should all use this fucked 3:4 video aspect so you'll know right away

you're not doing a hell of a lot to win my snack dollar, ConAgra

We need a third position that sits outside of the Autogynophiliac Twix Ads to Furry Homoerotic Fascism spectrum.

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

“You should grow up.”
-man who ate cum covered pizza while dressed as a neon dog and bragged about it online for clout.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

A farmer has worked hard for the thing to grow and eventually make its way to a dining table but it instead gets wasted on perversion.

 

[Meat Target]

I should just hurry up and take over the world at this point.

 

[DerKryptid]

Autists tend to be realists. World of forms is like the sonichu comics of ancient greece

 

[Hitman One]

Forgive me for asking this, but I'm a bit behind on this thread. Who nutted on the pizza

Being kicked out of a Furry convention for being too gross is like getting kicked out of the NSDAP for being too antisemitic.

why are all furries stuck in 2008? why aren't they stuck in a furnace?

I, Herr Adolf Messerschmitt Panzerfäust Hitler, just have Adolf M P Hitler on my platinum Visa. The middle initials differentiate me from all the other Adolf Hitlers, and normies don't need all that information

Ripley arrives at the convention. He is wearing a hat from a babyfur company with a childish character on it, a furry convention t-shirt, and a diaper under short shorts.

he "informs" staff he filed a "hatred report".

 

[Haffhart]

• CliffsNotes on the plot: “SPACESHIP GO WHIRRRR, CANNON GO BOOOOM, ORCHESTRA GO BRRRRAAWWRRRRRR.”

Farts go BRRRRRRAPPPPP and pedos in fursuits go YIFFFFFF.

SJW go REEEEEEEEEEEEE.

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

I consider Dune to be Warhammer's inferior and arab-tasting predecessor.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

@Hollywood Hulk Hogan is honestly one of the best users on the site, simply for how easily he makes the A&N regulars cope seethe and dilate. So intimidated they were by his Chadness that they literally had to create a private PM-chain hugbox to specifically exclude him, lest he shove them into any more metaphorical lockers.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Anyways, there's no evidence that her problems are genetic, she's just a bad person.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

And just so everyone knows it will NOT be a "Brokeback Mountan" of Gneoma (I looked up that movie on IMDB and my suspicions about it were confirmed).

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

She spent her special birthday trip on twitter in a hotel hallway.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Diaperfurs for Jesus

this isnt a request, nor will i pay you for it, ALYSSA

I like reading nonsense and according to my research

No meaning, only good feels to try to fill up the gaping hole in your chest.

Just for the record, anyone using the word cummies should be smacked in the face.

But also, fuck cummies.

For some reason, my pointing this out has derailed the thread into a bunch of people powerleveling about how their vagina hurt one time and nobody would listen to them and they have to use tampons made out of shitty alpaca wool from the tranch or something else nobody here cares about.

Does anyone have the cult arc? I don't remember her mentioning this previously. How does it fit in with the sex trafficking and blind Mexican ninja?

Her hairy anus, hairy legs and hairy armpits image have haunted me almost daily.

We’ll I’m glad the fucking rats got a good meal from the food bank, you crazy bitch.

Fetty wap mup da doo didda bix nood bat tum dub ho muhfugga.

God damn it, now I'm going to have to donate the $35 per month I saved on my internet to stormfront just to be morally even

 

[Kromer Merchant]

if you’re gunna be a racist piece of shit get it right i’m only half a nigger the correct slur you’re looking for is coolie

 

[Epic Fail Man]

 

[Aunt Carol]

These things used to be common knowledge but I guess in these modern times we've forgotten about the hazards of crazy-eyed witches.

 

[Blackhole]

Ralph is my master, body and soul. Fuck dese alawlgs

Never have I ever thought I'd read an OP about niggers jerking tard dogs off so they can make more tard dogs, paying upwards of $20k for fresh out the balls doggie dick drippings.

Todd wasn't the same after Microsoft bought Bethesda...

Every day, I come to Happenings hoping for news of evil people getting bent. And every day, I am disappointed.

All of this over a corn joke.

Please continue impotently flailing around for our amusement.

IT'S HARVEST TIME

The President just shit himself while having an audience with the Pope.
Shit himself. Released a torpedo into his slacks. While chatting to the Pope.
He shit himself, the President.
Let that roll around in your brain for a sec.

He made the executive decision to make an oopsie boom boom stinky.

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

The fuck are they gonna do with melatonin? Nigga about to commit a nap.

 

[kazuhiro]

Personally, I'm a proud trans pervert!

Captured by @Cerabella here.