random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[SCSI]

"Aha! I have defeated you in a game of wits and reason! Dost thou moist, M'Lady?"

 

[KiwiFuzz]

It's easy to convince other people you are a Jew. Way easier than trying to convince them you are actually a parrot or a robot baby.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

what is Let's go Brandon and why does this nut care.

And then everybody clapped.

Real crackhead hours

That's nice buddy

Speak english s'il vous plait.

All KF users are barely socialised autistic drug abusers who probably got molested as children, so you're finally among people who truly understand what you went through, even if we never posted there.

we know you never change your pants.

It's those swamp kappa genetics, she's looking like a clone of her mother.

i don't follow them but nickacado avacado or whatever the fuck they're called.

That's some pretty transparent self shilling there.

Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken

 

[Snuckening]

"[My parents] make me want to leave everything behind and walk out of the house with nothing but the clothes on my back, and live like a raccoon"

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/michae...cwcislam-coupon11.104027/page-3#post-10335869

 

[Meat Target]

What did I do to piss the Jews off?

 

[mindlessobserver]

Dear leader asks this question every day

 

[DerKryptid]

They worship the smell of their own farts, their entire purpose is to brew the most potent bouquet of noxious vapours.

 

[Enterhater42069]

get out of here you autistic shite

Disney, continuing the cinematic tradition of derivative garbage making bank at the box office.

I can tell already this thread will contain Lovecraftian horrors.

Seconded. I want to see the k*wifarms doxxing magic in action.

Homosex only qualifies as stunning and brave if it can be easily censored for our Chinese overlords.

haha how is your dysphoria real just hypnotize your brain into loving yourself lmao

Stop sympathising with this faggot

The arrest wasn't the "end of Chris-Chan". This is a new saga of Prision Chris

Most people who go to prison or jail that end up unironically reading the Bible think:

"Wow. That Jesus was an interesting fellow. How can I apply His principles and teachings to my life, so that I never end up in a place like this again?"​

Not Chris. No. He reads about Jesus and the teachings in the bible and thinks:

"Wow. I AM Jesus. These principles are taken directly FROM my life. I'm in this place because these things happened to ME. This is my burden. I am Christ-Chan. Amen."​

"We're not crazy! It's just Trump supporters messing with our stuff to make us look crazy! "

Russell, bro, have sex.

Oh wait, even hookers can't fucking stand you.

A fundamental non-understanding of the word "no" seems to be a running theme with litigant cows

She identifies as a Jew, bigot. According to troon law, she's a man because she says she is, so therefore she's a Jew when she says she is.

Gays are cringe.

Buzz Lightyear is back, baby! And this time? He fucks!

I hope you get brutally fucking murdered. Head in the microwave, tits on the ktichen table, vulva nailed to your mailbox brutal.

He’s not even an Asian XX chromosome woman what is this author talking about

Clown journos are like "Chris Chan": they always say so little with too much words?

Considering the whole show is a massive gay dogwhistle I am not surprised.

Why do aliens have to worry about COVID?

This is officially the scariest thing I've seen all halloween....and I just watched Cobes eat fried avocado with the skin on.

5/10. You shit pellets like rabbit and not the logs of men.

 

[Aunt Carol]

they're attention seeking faggots and i think that explains most of it.

 

[MediocreMilt]

stick to reddit for the love of god

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/mad-at-the-internet.49299/post-10340201

 

[Meat Target]

Well you also believe a eunuch with a festering wound between their legs is a woman so not going to put much into your beliefs.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

EAT CROW YOU SEXIST FREAK SHOW STALKER. COPE AND SEETHE AS YOU WATCH WOMEN DEFY YOUR PATRIARCHAL WORLDVIEW and all you can do to prevent it is make narcissistic word salad online. THE FALL OF YOUR PATRIARCHAL WORLD HAS COME. READ IT AN WEEP BITCH

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Troons who have srs hate their own genitals and desperatly want to believe getting the ones of the opposite sex is easy.

We live in the eternal present. There is no past because we destroyed it. There is no future other than what we dictate.

Look man, I am willing to take a HUGE FUCKING DICK in my anus while dressed like a princess if it owns the trannys.

“Yea the sex was consensual and she just got up screaming like woah”

Rich Evans's evil twin, Poor Evans

It gets a lot less fun when you realize that in order to partake you have to stick your dick in furfags.
Remember, kids: not every hole is a goal.

I"m going to dress up as Trans obese Anne Frank if she was a disabled autistic terrorist homeless person with their tits hanging out.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Now that's just crazy talk. Resident Evil 2 didn't ruin my childhood, fucking Polio did.

A shill, a weeb and a cuck walk into a bar.
He recommends CrunchyRoll to the bartender and leaves nude pictures of his gf behind.

The A in anime stands for autism.

she seems very oversensative for someone you can just google to see their butthole.

"DONT LOOK AT THOSE ANIME HARLOTS PLEASE SHOOT YOUR GOO AT MY WIFE

Gun-Chucks are fucking sick.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I can understand liking ones own jizz I don't understand why people think that it's okay to jizz on food period.

 

[Lifeguard Hermit]

HELL, YES, I AM UPSET! I TESTED EVERYONE AS I WAS MEANT TO ON DIVINE MISSIONS FROM EMANUEL, AND I GOT BETRAYED-KISSED AGAIN BY JOSH MOON AS I DID BY JUDAS! -->

 

[Research Purposes Mostly]

 

[Crazedking]

That monkey's paw turned into a fist and went right up your pussies.

 

[Meat Target]

Didn't think we'd talk about the possibility of a juror shitting himself during the trial

We could zero out the national debt if DSP's ability to syphon money from retards was taken to a national level.

 

[DerKryptid]

OH FENTANYL'S NOT TO BE SPOKEN OF, IS IT? COUNTERFEIT TWENTIES, COUNTERFEIT TWENTIES... I'VE HAD NO COUNTERFEIT TWENTIES! NOT SINCE WE LOST OUR BREATH! GET OFF MY NECK, YOU SCABBY BUMSUCKER!