random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[thismanlies]

I'd make a really autistic essay on how the Empire was actually better for the galaxy than the New Republic but that would veer us off topic and you don't want to read my autism anyway.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

To think that we live in a society

 

[Law]

Is the shirt also from the diaper babyfur fetish store or what the fuck is it?

I like to read this this with the exaggerated accent of a Brooklyn cab driver.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

There's a lot of faggots here comparing slasher movies not making serial killers and loli not making chomos. All I have to say is I watch a lot of horror movies and played a lot of violent games, not once has it given me a hard on.

Can you say the same when you watch loli?
Think about it.

 

[Meat Target]

Wtf, the name "Stacy St Clair" sounds like a hot rich chick. I feel deceived.

This woman's name should be Judy Klump or something.

Lurk at least 2-3 years before posting. This is a threat.

There is nothing more sad than working around the word filter.

she looks like someone shoved a cherry bomb in Condoleeza Rice's mouth and lit it.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Ask any Nigger who Kyle Rittenhouse is and the first answer will probably be Nascar driver.

Kyle is like Null if Null weren't a pussy and owned a gun.

 

[Meat Target]

Unfortunately we'll lose the second amendment along the way but worth it for them Mia Fey tiddies tbh

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Utena pulled down the pants so Steven Universe could suck the tranny cock

 

[Spunt]

FUCK YOU MY TEETH ARE BAD BECAUSE OF TRAUMA

 

[Return of the Freaker]

If the shoot fits then shalom. 109 and counting you fucking heeb.

Welcome Latin-X and Asians to this club of people who figured out what a wheel is

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

Can you fucking mongoloids be bothered to read a SINGLE FUCKING POST?

 

[Margo Martindale]

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/waifu-culture.17236/post-8635635

"She supports my mental illness fetish because she's a good mother"

 

[veri]

but i wont give deets because im 'sneeding'

 

[stupid frog]

It looks like somebody put a white phosphorus grenade inside a real vagina and set it off.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Quick, chain the broom to his arms, and slash the tires on his clown car so he can't escape. Every time you post there's going to be a bright placard saying "local moderator." No more funposting for you.

 

[Overcast]

My wife says I have autism.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Are you telling me that cutting your dick off is NOT healthy?

 

[SCSI]

My God you need higher standards than this genderbent adult Chuckie doll.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

In the future, when your grandchildren ask you how the robot uprising started, you can tell them it can all be traced back to a hospital in Portland in the year 2022.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Never was there a tale of more woe / than Lowtax murdered by a tranny ho