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[Mr Bunny]

The pedophilia is coming from inside the thread

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

The illiterate cannot use Twitter, you see. This alone guarantees prosperity.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

@Matt Damon said:
Half Mexican kills Jews; blacks most affected.

Nice corn dog tail btw, i'm sure Monster Cummer, inbred toad demigod, will surely take notice.

That is like saying its inspiring to see your grandparent in the hospital in a completely unrecognizable state as they are dying of the final stages of Alzheimer's while laying in their own piss and shit.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

touch the rifle lose your lifle

If Twitter didn't exist this trial would be 2 hours long and the prosecution would be disbarred immediately

Rittenhouse more like Judenraus. Now let’s roll

This is all a secret plot by China, who stole American HAARP technology. Soon their Canadian colony will rise into the sky and launch yellow laser beams powered by the spirits of a million boiled dogs and cats.

 

[Crescent Fresh]

Literally the smartest human in history weighs in on the Rittenhouse trial
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“I am quite literally one of the smartest people in the history of our species, and honestly I don’t care if you believe that. The idea that the intelligence fault here is mine is preposterous.”

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Good heavens, it is time for the bi-weekly faggot holiday already?

My pronouns are CAW/CAWW! plz no misgender or I'll shit on your car.

OBJECTION YOUR HONOR! PROSECUTOR IS FAT!

This man is fat and I would not have sex with him.

For the love of christ, can we open up the gas chambers for just a short while?

This looks like the type of guy that plays rock paper scissors with himself in the mirror and lose

 

[Meat Target]

Look anybody can fake their own death.

Having a time machine is another matter altogether.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

6 muppets AND a post hole digger??

 

[MediocreMilt]

It's pretty insane the lengths they will go to try to shut me down. Too bad they always fail!

These neets who never leave their house don't know about driving

So they post that fake shit and then go on post after post acting like it's real. Very common.

This is how Kiwi Farms generates fake news for the child pornographer owner, Josh Moon.

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1460604333033242626

Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "GiveSendGo is up again. KF put some text in …

archived 16 Nov 2021 17:54:28 UTC

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https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1460469253048606723

Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "By the way, it seems to be some kind of spam…

archived 16 Nov 2021 17:55:20 UTC

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[Meat Target]

He can't even give a good take on things he knows about like dirty loli panties and being fat.

We all looked like ratty Arabs when we were younger.

When a nice judge runs out of pages in his cookie book, the devil shivers.

 

[ADHD]

SORRY YOU BLEW YOUR COVID WELFARE WAD TO FLY TO A FOREIGN COUNTRY DURING A PANDEMIC TO GET FUCKED BY A CURSED PHAROAH'S TOILET ATTENDANT, MAE.

 

[NyQuilninja]

I have actual Autism. Aspergers to be percise.

Wait. Did Dennis Prager just imply that we were all fags?!?!?

Gene Therapy is already so old that our President is no longer attracted to it.

UwU mommy Ghislaine plz build a time machine and molest me OwO

I wonder if they serve Kosher meals in Hell.

COPE
SEETHE
CACKLE

Are you telling me autism is midichlorians?

So if I poop on someone I give them autism?

You may address me as nigger

I finally beat Cat Party to the punch and I've never been more satisfied with the results of something.

Seeing the Kiwis rip into a bunch of crazy women for being gross is peak good times.

 

[Aunt Carol]

What a long winded way to admit to being a paedophile. He could have just stopped at "I was a forums administrator".

 

[Opticana]

Rackets superchat just now:

More people die annually from foreign objects inserted rectally then people that die from ALL RIFLES

 

[KiwiFuzz]

That’s how not getting peed on works.

guess dogs are back on the menu boys

I'll remember this defense for my next arraignment.

If you don't tell everybody about it you won't get made fun of for it.

If people want to stop being shamed, they need to stop doing shameful things.

Where the hell was this article when I got kicked off of Fetlife for telling a Jewish girl I wanted to be her sturmführer?

Mr. Hands' love of horsecock sealed his doom.

Needless to say it was absolutely disgusting. when you really delve into the mechanics and the cleaning and what happens if you don't clean them, well... I think that my opinion of how disgusting anal beads are is pretty damn valid.

The Cleveland Steamer Defense League strikes again.

Tl;dr "I have daddy issues and you should too".

Are you my long lost autistic pickle brother?

Stop reproducing and just rub your dick against your kitchen tiles until you cum and your balls are bleeding

 

[Meat Target]

What, you don't like hearing the same incoherent rambling from the same deranged white women on every damned page of the thread?

 

[Lifeguard Hermit]

I do not interact with other inmates often, especially since they've opted to keep me separated from them for my safety; frankly, it Is for the better

 

[Tard Police]

that's like dressing up a fat cripple (that you don't intend to sodomize) in your granny's lingerie.

 

[PhoBingas]

No stigma. Just firing squad.

Oh great. Now I'm Helen Keller

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I think I did it. Just took a some extra time, and only a moderate amount of semen.