random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[KiwiFuzz]

Especially if you're a woman and/or a federally paid lesbian farmer.

What the fuck I have to eat pussy to become a full glowie with a payroll here on the farms? And here I was, doing it for free.

120 coins, the largest order. Sent by email.

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

"I support trans rights BUUUUUUT..."
-KingCobraJFS
He's said this daily for like a year now.

 

[Mr Bunny]

Black Americans are the gypos of the blacks.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

What button do I press to neglect my alpacas?

 

[Fartificial Insmelligence]

@Null
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"Even Garfield thinks you're guilty. No lasagna for you..."

If there was ever a quote perfectly tailored for the top of the Kiwifarms page...

 

[SCSI]

None of it matters except for what makes you gigglefart in the moment.

 

[mr.moon1488]

Courtesy of @JambledUpWords

>John Brown's body lies a-SSmoldering in the grave.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Curious. I didn't know one could copyright a sex position.

 

[DuckSucker]

"She thought I should have walked the thousand miles straight like Vanessa Carlton. I told her that Vanessa Carlton didn’t walk that distance, she drove it on her piano."

 

[Hitman One]

Russhole looks like a troll in the classical sense, in that he should be living under a bridge somewhere and getting outsmarted by billygoats.

 

[Meiwaku]

PEOPLE OF THE FORUM OF THE SACRED FARMS. Stop calling Spooky a SHE. He is a MALE. No woman quotes Latin from the Roman period. Jesus. Do you look you ever look at a guy sucking dick and taking dildos up the ass and say "Hmmn, this fine gentleman might not be gay?" Of course you don't. Same thing with latin and being male.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Unrelated: now looking to cast SWer willing to eat cum cereal who can play a convincing Kellogg

Twitter Publish

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[Sleazy Car Salesman]

@Null
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"Even Garfield thinks you're guilty. No lasagna for you..."

These fake ass new age Christians need to get away from that mistranslated garbage third commandment. "Thou shalt not MURDER" not "Thou shalt not kill".

Faggot.

 

[Hitman One]

Your parents should have select glitched you

I can see you literally shaking and crying as we speak. Thoughts and prayers

you seem to be quite autistic, we arent interested in milking you unless you have more tardation to bring to the table.
Please elaborate on your life and how you got to this point

 

[NoReturn]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Medical IT School, and I've been involved in numerous WiFi resets, and I have over 300 confirmed pdfs opened. I am trained in unplugging and then plugging it back in and I'm the top CRTL-ALT-DELETE specialist in the entire US healthcare system. You are nothing to me but just another error screen. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of IT nerds across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your router. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can upload of 700GB of porn to your desktop, and that's just the gay stuff. Not only am I extensively trained in remote hacking, but I have access to the entire Google Drive of the United States Department of Health and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

 

[Five or Six Stores]

at the risk of sounding callous, she still hasn't been hole-blasted on screen yet

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I appreciate your efforts. Enjoy your newfound attention from nigger cattle coming in here to dismiss you.

Not us. All kiwis are actually hot, fit, highly educated, wealthy women with great taste and cool cars. Well, except Hogan. That's why he's so mad all the time.

Tbh i just like saying nigger

 

[Tard Police]

mlem mlem mlem mlem

mmm solty

 

[NyQuilninja]

Based Zdzswcziszclaw Poliskinzczsiwiszc.

Woah. That's a ton of buzz words that just translate to "I'm an annoying faux-intellectual faggot and should neck myself."

EVERYTHING IS GAY!

Fuck this gay nigger planet.

It takes a special kind of consoomer to be upset over not being able to make Luke Skywalker talk about his love for black dick.

"Horrifying"

We really have to stop grinding words into the dirt. This is not "horrifying". A horrifying sex game would be an old fashioned game of "Who can rape the most toddlers in a day". That'd be horrifying.

Fucking journoscum.

"WHY CAILLOU NEEDS TO GET HIS SHIT PUSHED IN BY BIG BLACK DICKS" is coming soon.

His female penis is pitching a tent as we speak. Gross.

Big government has gone too far. If you can’t masturbate in an airport soon they will arrest you for masturbating in churches and schools.

Hard times create strong people, strong people create good times, good times create soft people, soft people create hard times.

You ever run backwards through a cornfield naked?

I want to be your aromatic

Pound me until I stink and then use me as your ingredient

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

OP literally just made a post giving you every reason in the world and then some to ignore HHH's obsessive, autistic 'le epic trollllssssss XD' sperging and you go right back to it literally the next message.

Truly we are living in the most retarted of times.

Almost starting to wonder if maybe the Earth is really just the nose of some Lovecraftian cosmic clown and this is what happens when the Outer Honk gives it a squeeze.