random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I've known on a subconscious level that I hated the UK for a while now. Thanks to this thread all my hate has been validated. Thanks OP.

 

[SexMartyr]

emspex is STILL calling me 'peanut' via text message. Not cool.

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

Thanks Gator, very cool!

Dude that is a pathetic amount of coom. Take zinc and work out.

that shit is so clear what the fuck, are you on HRT?

Go see a doctor, producing such a small amount of semen when you ejaculate is not normal. Also congrats on joining @shawnphase in the "broke ass niggas who jerk off to Alice" fan club.

Stay hydrated, eat healthy, and don't coom so often. Those are really weak loads and you should be ashamed.

Gotta edge a bunch before doing a photoshoot.

Too much cooming.

You should look into ZMA supplements, my man

The Farms giving coommaxing advice

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Well I have had time to reflect and write master theses. I will post something for you soon. I took an informative video of a symptom which I'll post. You'll have to ignore that I'm naked.

Oh God wait this is the arsonist guy LOL

yes

he's based

 

[Return of the Freaker]

This isn’t bait. THIS IS WHAT I REALLY BELIEVE

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Do you like getting fucked in ass by a middle aged man in a shitty hotel room with no lube?

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

suddenly it's not as urgent anymore when their annual buttfucking con gets cancelled.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Nah I don’t really believe anything

 

[stuffandthings]

And, I will at least admit you are in fact a dick. Which is nothing for you to be proud of.

 

[Just A Butt]

Elvis didn't do anything wrong

 

[Anne Hyroe]

what is ethics?

This one’s an oldie but made me laugh, then gave me the feels when I saw the post on Dormie’s wall just before it

[To date he's still the only person I've ever doxed by literally sitting them down and helping them write an okcupid profile then immediately archiving it.

Dormiebasne
thanks. right now, I'm going through a really serious rough patch, but I'm sort of amazed at how good the kiwis have been at trying to help. Sometimes I forget the connections I've made with these people over the two years I've been here.
Mar 27, 2015

 

[Extreme Crusader]

I wouldn't necessarily consider 16 pedophilia.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Bit off topic, but how did Rumer get a job as a space engineer? Her Bsc is in Applied Mathematics, her Msc is Industrial Engineering, how on earth did she end up working on spy satellites? And then she somehow went on to work on designing and maintaining databases (what are her credentials for working on this sort of thing?), and later went on to butcher trannies?

Lmao if the srs thread taught me anything you're going to be miserable no matter which dickflayer you see, but go off I guess.

You posted something outside the Overton window of a subreddit. It shouldn’t be a shock they downvoted it to maintain their echo chamber.

Lets not be too hasty, maybe she just hates troons instead of all men. She's doing such good work that the good doctor deserves the benefit of the doubt.

Stop using that f word.........and High Guardian Spice is okay. Its not the trash fire you cretins think it is

A figure isn't soft, nor squishy. Honestly find soft things comforting.

Okay faggot.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

This is too complicated I'm just going to be racist

Brb. Need to call mom and tell her I love her for taking care of me when I was sick and not shoving me into the trunk of a car.

Mr. Bones has but one speed.

'yeah I had a habit of putting needles in my nutsack so fucking what'

Amhole or Armpit?
The new game that will make you lose faith in humanity.

He may be a chain-smoking alcoholic fatass, But he's a useful one.

 

[Autistic Joe]

Even in their perversely retarded fantasies, they get rejected by these insatiable minors. How pathetic, to be cucked by your own imagination.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Never should have taught Germans Philosophy.

Congrats, your gynecomastia increased to 300%.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

it's amhole time.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Six more and I get a free sub sandwich!

No herbs where I'm at. Haven't had a shipment in a while. The wife wanted me to pick up some thyme, and all she got was a middle-aged man dancing like a retard and singing the Guess Who.

I'm not into nursing home escapees.

This is obviously a racist and domestic terrorist catwhistle!!!!!!!!!!!

Makes perfect sense. These paint chips taste amazing, by the way.

 

[Big Nasty]

I unironically want to see sam's anus and cockring for non sexual reasons.

 

[Slap47]

The guys that fit into this mold tend to see being a woman as the ultimate humiliation, so it plays well into the whole sissy/ABDL thing. This is something that drives gender critical feminists up the wall btw. It's basically the next level of shitting on women.