random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Return of the Freaker]

They were chanting "stop the steal" not "stop stealing Air Jordans", get it right you fucktards.

 

[thisighuf]

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Damn - the guy now has 2 assholes.

His piss comes out like a fucking shotgun blast

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Welshmen amongst sheep.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I genuinely can't understand why people insist in trying to mix their coom material with their gun material. Like, even if I'm watching a woman doing a presentation on guns, I'd rather she was sensibly dressed. I've seen what happens when brass lands inside a cleavage.

I mean, at that point you're not even doing it for the coom. You're doing it for the meme, and that I can respect a bit more. But expecting sexual gratification/inspiration/validation from a gun video is just fucking weird.

I honestly don’t know. Rugs were invented there.

 

[Bender]

It’s so difficult to describe this door in a non sexual way.

 

[Slav Power]

 

[ANobody]

"I'd give up a lifetime of sex to prevent 9/11"

 

[CatParty]

Give it up for women who can make "Dude gets hit in the groin" jokes somehow not funny. It's almost impossible, but they managed to achieve it.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

There was a gun incident where an onlyfans thot shot herself in the pussy with a gun while making a video. If that isn't the peak mix of the two I don't know what is.

 

[Secret Messages]

Foreskin
World Health Organization
World War II
Nazi Germany
Adolf Hitler

 

[KiwiFuzz]

What I'm concerned about is Boba Fett's sex life.

Skulls for the Skull Throne. And nectar.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I could see nintendo buying sega, the 5 remaining sega fans will commit group suicide by eating 90's era expired sonic gum.

I couldn't quote him, so here's a link to the post:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/micros...lizzard-in-68-7-bln-deal.110732/post-10960494

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Putin is Jerking off and Xi is having sex with his Demented Mother as we speak after getting 8 foot erections after the show Joe Biden put on today.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

When does he spit at the camera and then get smashed with a bible though?

 

[JustSomeDong]

It is quite bonkers that this whole shitshow can be wound up so quickly and all it took was some hedonists to party too hard, cocaine in 10 of 12 parliament toilets, a chinese spy and some docs and nurses saying, "nope". No science involved in any of it.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Lol, who goes to see movies in theater anymore? Yar Har fiddle dee dee, fight the zogg and download it for free.

Imagine using another IP to defend The Last Jedi 5 years later...

A budget couldn't change that a pivotal moment in the show is one of her self inserts telling her other self insert about being trans.

Between this and reclaim Gloria she's averaging about 2.5 self insets per project.

I don't know what's more pathetic. The thumbnail, or the low view count.

 

[Blackhole]

Reminder that the term "conspiracy theory" is a thought-terminating cliche used to immediately dismiss anything not a part of the official narrative.

Class? Yeah he's got class. He's got a Class 5 misdemeanor stalking.

The mute button is not enough! The 12-year-old menace who dropped a Hard R in cawadooty is a THREAT TO OUR DEMOCRACY!

I hate to inform you that there are f*males on this website

This is the same guy who smeared crushed Cheetos on his face. I have no confidence at all in Glenn Beck being able to moderate a Presidential debate.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

wtf how can one claim to be a true and honest Latino and not like spicy food?

 

[Meat Target]

look that fucking hair line, LOOK AT IT