random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

At the bottom of every bottle is a disability check. Go get 'em tiger.

They leave the gulag as burrito meat.

Okay Miss. THE BROWNS.

 

[NaggotFigger]

Durka Durka Muhammad Jihad. Fuck Allah, Sand niggers and niggers in general. ALLAHU AKBAR!!!

 

[Kaktus Kompot]

This turtle is an ancient pedophile

 

[Anne Hyroe]

I hope he dies of SIDS.

I'm generally pretty tolerant of other people's kinks but I'll never understand the appeal of bodily waste.

Being a murderer is far less trashy than being a homeless grifting trainwreck. At least murderers can smell good.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Reminder it was the Jews who were behind the anti-tobacco push, doing all they could to keep the healthy habit out of reach for the average man.

I am going to cut off my dick so I can fuck you with a fake dick.

What is it with the British aristocracy and legs?

"The Emperor's New Hole"

The human skeleton is so bigoted.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

For a moment there I didn't realize you were talking in Fahrenheit and I thought "Cool! Jew room!"

Um, my understanding from the porn thread is that facialabuse.com doesn't use your fantsy-pants terms like 'Asian'.

For the most part, end users created their own shitty variants of Geocities pages, typically about their pets or their gardening or whatever. This one guy though. His entire home page was a static HTML page with some chart that displayed various penile shapes and lengths.

I never asked why. It was never discussed.

Some things are best left unknown.

All the street shitters got dressed up like some Bollywood musical for one of their shitty pagan festivals. Then went back and sat at their computers dressed like retards.

I'm a hard working, hard drinking salt of the earth kinda guy. You know what I think a labor movement needs? Men in dresses.

WorkReform is run by some 12 year old Muslim kid that posts about LoL all day so it should be interesting watching that one explode.

How could Null do this to us...

Kiwifarms trying to cancel and cause the suicide of another trans person? Color me shocked.

Still, without the occasional poop enthusiast we would miss out on funny moments such as this.

We need a solution to the tranny janny problem, a final solution if you will.

Hikikomori may live in isolation but they still contribute to the Japanese economy and most work from home drawing pig rape doujinshi

He was also a terrorist that attempted to kill people with a bio engineered virus and a good old fashioned bomb.

But he was right about the people being retarded.

"But then the transphobia got worse! Even the robot misgendered me!"

This has been a bad few days for tranny jannies, and therefore good for the world.

Hiding in closets jerking off while someone fucks your wife doesn't make you a sex pest unfortunately.

 

[Full Race Replay]

"My mind is a very logical mind"

 

[Blackhole]

I want to personally thank everyone who put so much work into this thread to remind me why I want to die.

Instead of talking about mandates the entire parliament has broken down into conservatives and liberals are going over who Condemns racism and swastikas more

 

[Kenya Jones]

do you think Jade's ancestors ever rode May's ancestors into battle on the steppes

 

[PhoBingas]

Edit - thought the meth pipe in the tat was a dope spoon. Somehow it's even worse now.

 

[BluntyBitch]

I don't need to know the context: "So you'll sit with Rwandan guys, but not return random DMs." is a great Russism.

I don't make demeaning comments! I meet one of the baseline standards of socialised adult behaviour! Where's my reward, you whore?

 

[LateralusJambi]

Edit: sorry, I thought this is Post the random.txt currently on your screen thread

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[Useful_Mistake]

also founder wasnt jewish was a pharmacist

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Short update: We now have a clear suspect in the case of the mystery shitter responsible for the diarrheageddon in the ladies' toilet. The most likely culprit seems to be the female janitor. She will be fired anyway, since she doesn't actually clean anything. She usually empties trash cans by putting their contents in another trash can.

What in the blood-soaked heavy metal Christ did I just read.

My dad worked at a bank next door to a retirement community. I'm pretty sure they had pee/poo procedures in place ready to mobilize. I know they had "whoops he's dead" plans that got exercised pretty often.

I really liked it because the manager (the owner of the store) was a giant asshole who didn't care because his autistic skill at qualifying for every possible computer cert available had basically given him a monopoly on all these things, even though all he actually did at work was constantly try to score with chicks online which he did with remarkable success despite being a fat, socially inept, brazenly Jewish smelly guy who was like a Jewish version of Carl. I remember his face and you could fucking put this in one of those "This ugly fucking bastard is getting laid all the time" ads. He looked and acted like Watto. Don't get me wrong. I like the guy.

 

[Anne Hyroe]

Learn to love your wounds so much you tweet pictures of it to random doctors

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

"You have nice skin..I bet it feels nice to touch.."

 

[Kosher Dill]

183. 'My room smells like rotten yogurt" 'did you fuck an Irish woman lately?" 'Yeah" 'well you might want to call a ghost cleaner cause it sounds like the micks have infected you with their donkey blood"

- Matthew C. Harris

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/former...and-an-800-page-manifesto.111838/page-5#posts

 

[KiwiFuzz]

HAVING A FIELD DAY, CAT PARTY?!

You will never be a real wolf. You have no fur, you have no heightened senses, you have no survival instincts, you have no sense of social cues. You are a soulless sex-pest degenerate twisted by autism, anime, narcissism, and furfaggotry into a crude mockery of nature's perfection.

When Americans start identifying as fucking leafs it is time to start the internment camps.

 

[Aunt Carol]

All credit for her recovery goes to her faith in God and the purifying onion.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

"Queer and Disabled". Isn't that redundant?

This sounds like the manifesto of a creepy sex pest.

I’d have a better time jacking off with sandpaper than banging you

I doubt that "the best sex of my life" will be with someone numb from the waist-down. Kind of defeats my one talent.