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[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

She stuck flags up her ass, filmed it, and posted it on the internet. Repeatedly.

Also my piss now smells like tuna fish and manure on the fields smells pretty pleasant. 7/10 I would recommend COVID.

I usually just sigh, drop my pants, and after they marvel for a moment at the pendulous apparatus they ask me to leave and not come back.

We already have straight-only spaces. They’re called mosques.

No I want to see a whale dick.

Behold my serpent, wench.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

God damn the way niggers flail their limbs around when they're shooting is obnoxious.

Sounds suspiciously chinky to me.

THE LEAFS HAVE GAINED CONTROL OF THE RAKE
I REPEAT
THE LEAFS HAVE GAINED CONTROL OF THE RAKE

not the leafs, the branches
assembling together as a mighty fasces, but with rakes instead of axes

That has got to be a PEAK REDDIT moment of all time.

Oh and cats shit wherever they want, they're dickheads like that.

His name is Mohammed Achbar Poutine Putan Ali Achbar.

It is absolutely disgraceful that no one has claimed Ron Deathsantis as a powerful username yet.

 

[Law]

Kevin is a chaos agent who will destroy reality

If you haven't read the Kevin thread yet, I highly reccomend it.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

"Alright kids, let's sing a nursery rhyme. Old J. Hoover had some men, F-B-F-B-I!"

And for the last time, I apologise for being illiterate.

You can skip the last 10 pages then. This revelation triggered a doomerism wave then a few pages of infighting before talking the doomers off the ledge.

Just a reminder to everyone: IF EZRA LEVANT HAS A FUNDRAISER FOR SOMTHING DO NOT GIVE TO IT THAT FAT KIKES A THEIF LOOK FOR A REAL ONE.

 

[Blackhole]

We've reached levels of kino I thought impossible just a few days ago

The Mundane Matt redemption arc is real.

@Null you fucking miss everything, bro. Stop sleeping. You're not allowed to go to sleep anymore.

This isn't Kiwi Farms anymore, this is Cornhub.

The only reason Vito spergs about the Canadian child graves is because he's mad he can't molest them anymore

The world's gone fucking mad and I hate that somehow it constantly gets worse with no silver lining anywhere in sight.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Is that...cornfetti?

 

[Jah Hates Kaffirs]

 

[Bender]

You can't just stroll in and say you've got a mean case of boneleeches without elaborating, it's not allowed.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Now you're just projecting your deviant tastes about fat gay grifters onto me.

I want the honking, pizza-making, bouncy castle kind of organization.

You know, the last few hours have made me feel better. Stepping away from the thread certainly helped.

 

[Meat Target]

"Alright kids, let's sing a nursery rhyme. Old J. Hoover had some men, F-B-F-B-I!"

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Even Zombies need ASL sometimes

(possibly in possession of such sights to show you)

Wedge asking Twitter why a bunch of teenagers were telling him that public sex was bad after vehemently insisting that fucking in public was part of the straight culture and therefore needed to be destigamatized for queers was living rent free in my head since August.

ASSIGNED COP AT BIRTH
ASSIGNED COP AT BIRTH
ASSIGNED COP AT BIRTH
ASSIGNED COP AT BIRTH

 

[Blackhole]

To attend a Sexology course headed by a tranny is like attending a Psychiatry course headed by a schizophrenic.

 

[Meat Target]

I still can't believe Minnie Mouse said "faggot" and wasn't cancelled.

 

[Margo Martindale]

Some from the Dr Matthew thread:

"Yeah a blonde adult is a red flag that you are dealing with a faggot in the closet" "I like children though".

"You just too fucked up on the diabetes to understand."

"don't get me wrong I would fuck a redhead. But I still hate leprechauns"

"Doggystyle should sound like a child smashing her fingers into a birthday cake."

" my math teacher was surprised in 8th grade when I walked up to her desk with a full erection"

"It was the kind of shit Nazis were harvesting. Probably stolen from Nigger's somehow".

"230. CHING CHONG CHIIIIIING CHEEEEEENG CHOONG FRIED DUCK ROLLED ROAST PORK EGG ROAST RAAANG PONG PING PONG"

"In and attempt to make myself a genius more profound than any other I once masturbated to music and mathematics theoroms."

"The cracker man has a 1 inch clit with a small vagina underneath it."

"Zelda must be murdered. where are my serial killers."

"Yeah bitch I took a shit on the dance floor and met a dirt mongoloid student on the street and fucked her titties on my way to the airport"

"Hahahee some philosophers talk about sanitation in terms of POOP and residual residue. Other philosopher's talk about sanitation in terms of PEEE we call it piss where I'm from."

"Kikes are poisoning our culture and rap is basically ground zero for the genocide of NIGGER. Kikes
cannot be allowed to steal the NIGGER culture"

"detroit should never have had any white rappers and now it is drinking shitwater as a divine
punishment. 50 cent is to blame."

"48. NIGGER delete your leprechaun energy"

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Humans are literally more related to foxes than chimps

 

[Meat Target]

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"Here, there is no credibility to attack.

"It was in all caps in big letters making it hard to read"

 

[Autistic Joe]

"I'm trans because I didn't like locker room talk"
"so anyway this lesbian totally sucked my feminine penis"

 

[Meat Target]

This is 'using a lamphrey eel as a fleshlight' levels of retardation here.

 

[UncleTusky]

From the GRS/SRS Surgeons thread:

Scrotum looks like a mango.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Love you too faggot, God bless.

Can you morons at least try to post relevant content along with your untiring freakouts? Did anyone bother to even post that a state of emergency was declared today?

Well MY daydreams also included the technology to make an Iron Man suit that has a high powered air horn protruding from each elbow, and I follow around your daydreams in the skies going HONKHONKHONK while doing a little dance.

In my pre-satellite radio days I could tell you what you could pick up where in the entire western US. It was a lot of Art Bell and political talk radio. Sometimes you could get an old timey country station, those were the best. Sports are good too.