random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Meat Target]

With great Happenings come great quotes.

I'm sorry to post a contrary opinion, but kill yourself.

Televising elder abuse for entertainment? I think forcing felons to fight to the death in a stadium would be more humane.

All I wanted to do was order some McDs off UberEats and now the government is stealing everyone’s money.

The guy was in a tizzy and more mush mouthed than me six gin and tonics into an Ethan Ralph stream snipe.

Is there some arcane magic behind cutting your dick off to gain hacker powers?

 

[Cats]

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Update: I was able to order my Big Mac so Trudeau and Freeland get to live another day in my minecraft server

Is there some arcane magic behind cutting your dick off to gain hacker powers?

Is there a CPS/Children's Aid to glowie pipeline, like some modern equivalent to Janissaries?

Welcome to the jerking friend.
The lotion is on the shelf behind you.

Rancher Shekelstein and his nigger cattle,the most compliant herd in North America.

 

[Blackhole]

Welcome to the jerking friend.
The lotion is on the shelf behind you.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

"The police have a plan but it's super secret and I don't know it and I'm not going to tell you what it is."

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

you’re all circle jerking schizos but this thread is legit comfy I hope the best for you all

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Going on dates with giant tranny niggers might be sending the wrong message to young women.

 

[Meat Target]

You're saying you wouldn't fuck a retarded cripple female tiny Tim?

"Check out my huge straight-boned feet, anon." [camwhore bell sounds echo into eternity]

 

[SCSI]

The DDOS is coming from within the server rack!

Big Autism always trying to take down the mom and pop operations. Sad.

It's like the ending of Spartacus only with mutilated genitals and autism.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

The people here falling over themselves to simp over crazy goth lady for a crump of pussy is why I thank Vishnu every night for being gay

 

[Meat Target]

Your hell is as vast as our collective bonergrins.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

You just gotta slap the gash and bash the fash.

Fozzie Bear’s brother we don’t talk about…

 

[Cats]

 

[Hitman One]

@niggers Man she fucking got you dude how will you recover, why didn't you consider the weighty political discussions you would engage in on our chris chan fan club site when choosing your shocking and inflamatory name?

 

[40 Year Old Boomer]

Buttholes can stretch up to 7 inches. If you're retarded enough, you could shove two raccoons up your butt. No, not explaining why I know this.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Pop quiz, hotshot: You wake up in the morning and you don't have a single pair of clean underwear. What do you do? What do you do!?

 

[Dolomite]

I'm just here to watch him prove Mxther Nature right as he rots from the amhole out.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

No. Post your own screenshots, faggot. This is an archival and documentary site. Linking to Youtube isn't preserving anything.

It's funny, I blocked you months ago and then tuned out of the thread for a few weeks. The literal day I came back to the Farms, your retardation manifested itself yet again.

It is for their benefit (or entertainment) and for the benefit of future Wings scholars that I engage with you.

 

[Meat Target]

Sir this is A&H. We never claimed to not be retarded

If this somehow works, then in another fifty years we're going to be getting Temples erected to the worship of Mickey fucking Mouse.

I don't think I've ever had a stronger urge to give somebody a wedgie and steal their lunch money. What a fucking dork.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

russ truly is a genius, way ahead of his time