random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Aunt Carol]

Is your fursona a bee? Can we see it?

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Instead of your brain accepting the stimuli as a single moment of horror, the way this eldritch string of notes is gutturally uttered forces you to notice each disgustingly horrific note.
It's various cacophonious clarion calls creates an almost familiar sound, similiar to an orchestra - and yet the demands of the song is not symphonious. But discordant.
And the loudest voice demands you end this horror for yourself.

tl;dr - IT'S STUCK ON LOPP PLS KLL ME.

"Street hockey and 4 stars on Grand Theft Auto"

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Is there a way to attribute who the quote is from?

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Is there a way to attribute who the quote is from?

You highlight the bit you want to quote, and when the box pops up underneath the highlighted bit that says "quote" or "reply" you click "quote". That will save the quote to your clipboard, then you just click where it says "insert quotes" underneath the text box and bam you've got it. Sometimes on really long posts it won't let you quote or reply.

I'd like to see some soyboy try and confront me publicly for donating to the truckers, so I can laugh in their face while they struggle to downvote my existence and find the block button on reality.

 

[Meat Target]

I feel like I should be opening my home to any Leaf Kiwis who need a place to seek refuge from their tyrannical government, if shit goes sideways. Make it across the border, and you can have my basement.

I'd offer you the attic, but we all know how that turns out.

 

[Blackhole]

You could post the entire Qur'an in its original arabic and it still wouldn't have as much Islamic content as this post.

I will be so fucking ass-mad if I'm killed in a thermonuclear war between a senile geriatric and a fucking midget with a Napoleon complex.

White, bright, and not a nigger in sight.

We all need to be given medals like Purple Hearts n sheeit because this shit of being down a day or so was literally the Holocaust and I for one am shakin rn irl omg i cant even

 

[Anne Hyroe]

you're aiding and embedding

 

[Meat Target]

At least half the modern judges need to be beaten to death with their own gavels.

 

[Leslie Nielsen]

Well, that's on you then, isn't it? I mean you kinda answered your own question why he gets a parade and you don't.

Not all heroes wear capes. Some murder pedophiles.

'Hey, hey, my, my, I'm no longer on Spotify'

Dogs aren't good in bed I suppose.

The ultimate fat girl cope.

>anti-shitbull thread
>anti-natalist lesbian shows up to defend them
I don't even need to make the joke lol.

 

[Meat Target]

shitposting is right up there with losing wars waged against fauna as far as great Australian pastimes go.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

If she can have her kids making muffins, then making pasta noodles shouldn't be much of a stretch. She's just lazy.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Bourgeoisie: spends all day in truck hauling cargo, eats lunch at service stations
Not bourgeoisie: spends all day on reddit writing essays about political science, lives in nation’s capital bumping shoulders with congresspeople while drinking doordash‘d box wine

Learn the difference

So, fellow gay kiwis, does this XXL size macho-dudette, make you horny? Cause it is pathetic as fuck.

Revolts and uprisings only happen on my Tv silly man. It's for sand people.

Fuck off, faggot.

just don't join any plots that involve murdering high level politicians or celebrities.

Best watch out for the mods there, Neopets jannies are especially harsh.

Zing.

The Canadian head dipshit is trying to act tough. Big whoop.

Post-party hangover. It's funny that this has become a cycle now. The weekly doom cycle. The nighttime fedposting cycle.

If you think that looks good, you also think corpses mangled by explosions look good.

A real shame, western AK fans like Brandon may all be thinly veiled homosexuals, but a lot of the Russian arms industry is super interesting.

And you think you'll get a good answer from us?

And ONLY shoot anything bigger than 40 S&W. Any cartridge smaller than that is only fit for faggots and Europeans. I personally carry a 500 S&W with a 3 inch barrel to deal with the local teens and their love of blasting reggaetón after 9pm. I have a lawn to mow at 7am you fucking spics!

A weapon light is like a katana: if you turn it on, you must draw blood.

I have simple needs, like propelling a small projectile to a relativistic velocity high enough to vaporize solid tungsten on impact.

I think it's a good thing. Troons being able to print themselves a gun is a positive thing 41% of the time.

I don't want to become german. Modern or historical.

 

[Big Nasty]

I'M ALREADY VACCINATED YOU FUCKING HOMOGAY

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

y'all cracka mothafuckas wuz fuggin' cavemen while we wuz rulin' in EGYPT and makin' all da culture of da world

 

[Pissmaster]

(I am so MATI that I just popped a popcorn bag and spilled it all over the living room).

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I've grown to despise the word "community". It's such a soy-filled bugman word.

Null needs to at least give us back the "Late" sticker.

Ok, we can do feudalism, but in enchange I want my own patch of land where I don't have to pay taxes and only need to offer yearly shares to m'lord.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Don't forget that Trudeau is literally shidding and farding in a bunker

the only bad thing about the 41% meme is that there's still 59% of trannies left to do ddosing

and the trannies’ red glare
corpses dangling in air
gave proof through the night
that the farms were still there

 

[Aunt Carol]

I'm skimming it but it's incomprehensible garbage. All the sex scenes are really weird. Also Joe has gout.

 

[Meat Target]

I thought it was common knowledge that Null lived in the ruins of Pripyat.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I'm not a fan of vaginas personally

I think Dr Sidhbh digs the best stink ditches because she always leaves these Bitchin Klingon Cranial ridges on top. Those things are WILD, they play by their own rules.