random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

"Lol", said the rape worms. "LMAO".

 

[Open Window Maniac]

I for one welcome our new Peruvian Womxn allies.

 

[Blackhole]

"Woe is me, I'm just a pathetic nigger ape monkey, I wish I could be a sexy alt-right macho man like (insert alt-right lolcow here)."

MAMA MIA, THAT'S A SPICY BACTERIAL INFECTION

Violent Felonies Done Quick
Babyrape: Any% <15:00

He’s not a dictator, he’s a dick taster. There’s a difference.

As much as I hate the EU parliament and all it stands for, I despise this little cuckboy wannabe statesman more.

You are sullying the name of Canadians here and that's a difficult task into and of itself.

 

[Meat Target]

* Thoughts and prayers
* Tots and Bears
* Thots and pears
* Pots and hairs

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

MSNBC: You're running out of food, and why that's a good thing!

CNN: Food shortages spell the start of our fight against obesity that hurts marginalized communities of queer, trans and non-binary BIPOCs the most

NYT: Food shortages were caused by Trump

WaPo: Why the food shortage would have been worse if the GOP were in charge

NPR: Complaining about food shortages is white privilege and racist

HQFTxziglAldaVCp.mp4

 

[Aunt Carol]

Having friends is the default life experience. That's why you felt like shit when you didn't have any, you fucking loser.

 

[Cats]

Imagine getting a feature alongside Destiny and being the bigger faggot.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Lol that is one huge 14 year old. Fucking doughball, good riddance.

Came here to see the tower video (can’t find shit on YouTube just a bunch of Indians spamming shitty videos from their mud huts).
I was expecting a small 14-year-old that slipped out of a harness, not a big fatty Mexican.

But I mean, it's clearly because he's a white gu-wait, he's latino?

 

[Return of the Freaker]

It’s a common amhole mistake

Gee wow this Hitler sounds like a swell guy.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Kiwi Farms confirmed TOO CUCKED to ride ROLLERCOASTERS

Rollercoasters getting canceled with Kiwifarmer’s tacit approval when?

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

I want to see a real rape video

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Homegrown and loyal Jews?

Where can I get some of those? I would like to buy one to be my accountant.

 

[Dolomite]

Null are you a tiktok dancer?

 

[Open Window Maniac]

"We did it, Kamala, we finally achieved perfect communism in America."

 

[Imposteroak]

That’s “nibbler” in the gay cowboy hat

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Holy fucking shit I've never seen a better candidate for "Mad at the internet" points.

Do you think anyone reads your seething, moronic, multi-paragraph rants about other kiwis opinions on some midget and a troon? All you're doing is shitting up the thread and then crying when jannies have to perform the herculean task of organizing the diarrhea you've sprayed into the forum (and as you might tell I'm no fan of jannies).

If you actually bothered to fucking lurk before you started making your repugnant posts here you'd know that the mostly highly regarded posts on this site are usually short and pithy.
Delete your account and go the fuck back to Reddit, you John Oliver watching son of a bitch.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

We all die. Ride a rollercoaster, fag.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Trannies have been calling Putin a terf for years.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Tendies run a plenty my child.

Of all the threads for y'all to revive from the necropolis why did you choose one about eating asshole

i though home depot was beaner turf
i felt so at home there

We all die. Ride a rollercoaster, fag.

Nigga I dare your fat ass to get on one of the slav carnie rides and see what happens

TFW you refuse to ride the Euthanasia coaster, and Null calls you a pussy bitch

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Sissy hypno porn.
(It’s a Russian plot!!!)