random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Blackhole]

You guys mean niggers right? Niggers? The race you're talking about is niggers? You're saying Ethan Ralph is a White Nigger?

Oh shit, this bent little troon is actually going to take on the Null? The Troonslayer 9000? What a fool. You'd think they'd learn after byuu, one does not simply challenge Dear Leader, there is always a toll to be exacted.

L + ratio + no dick + no balls + pillhead + mommy issues + coomer + DFE + rape + commit 41% + sneed

Assad is the DarkSydePhil of global politics, change my mind.

We've discovered that the autism on this board was even stronger than previously thought, so there is that.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Stupid cunt thinks the world owes him bitches.

He wants to get his insults in, but he's a neutered little puppy whose testicles sit in the disposal bin of a veterinarian office.

Thank you so much! You help some of us feel better about ourselves.

 

[karz]

if i see another pink joindate use "she/her" pronouns to describe this filthy tranny istg...

Fell off? Fantano was always a faggot.

All I see in this thread is the most clear evidence yet that Twitter causes brain damage.

Trannies not grooming minors on Discord challenge level: impossible

Neurotic tranny is a groomer, meanwhile in other news the sky is blue

"Like maple syrup, Canada's evil oozes over the United States."

 

[Big Nasty]

You can't bullshit a site full of bullshitters.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

I thought he said it to annoy his nazi tradcath stalkers?

 

[stupid frog]

3322 4 minutes ago
BROKE DEAD NIGGA WEBSITE

 

[stupid frog]

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3322
A moment ago
you never know what Raping Ralph is gonna do next

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donjulio
A moment ago
probably rape

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stupid frog
A moment ago
@3322, probaably rape

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Sevenatenine
A moment ago
Probably get drunk and rape

 

[Open Window Maniac]

You see old dead Fred in the box over here? Well yeah, that'll be YOU if you disclose any of our secret sphincter rituals!

 

[Ken Barlow]

They're desperate for victimization. It's the only way to get attention and clout in their world.

This dude gets it.

 

[JustSomeDong]

this is why i have a 2000 viewer podcast
i am a true comedian
that's why i smash the box and grab the bag nawmean

Chat quotes from the HNIC, Null.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Years back when I was a firefighter, I wanted to get into airsoft, because running like a chicken with your head cut off in a fake battle seemed like a funner way of getting cardio in than running circles around my neighborhood on the weekends I didn’t have to work.

Went to a game and got put on a team by a boomer who, having never served in LE/Military a day in his life, wanted to unironically be called ‘sergeant zippo’ and would scream at you like an autistic man child if you didn’t do what he wanted you to do.

The only experience I have with airsoft and proto Chris-Chans were the folks over on the Macross World forum back in the early aughts. Didn't stay long after they lost their shit over the U.S. economy being good and their imported toys costing more to them.

It's like RWBY's decline itself was the powder keg to a chain reaction of pure autism.

 

[Meiwaku]

From one of Kevin's "girlfriends"

 

[Open Window Maniac]

You cannot prove i have shelves of defiled duck plushies in my room and even if you did, what are you, a plushiephobic?

 

[KiwiFuzz]

>Someone yells out the Naruto catchphrase
>Someone dies

It's called shock lol.

Florida weather is crazy. It's raining cats and nogs.

Edit: dam autocorrect, was supposed to say "fats and nogs".

He finally figured it out. Now I am so angry I can't stand it. He cracked the code and I will never be happy again. I can't believe Kevin of all people finally understood exactly what the discontent of the unqueer is: jealously of the queers constant cumming. Farewell Kiwi Farms, I will never live this day down. I can't bare to live in a world where the queer are cumming in a way that I never will. My whole life has been a lie.

What constitutes as drama in OUR daily existence is merely a day that ends in Y for these pieces of shit.

I’m not falling for “the answer is in my pants” twice tyvm

 

[Piss Bear]

Epstein's Penis was described as Egg shaped and I assume it looked a lot like that. Imagine paying a gender butcher to give you a fake flesh tube Jeffrey Epstein cock that cannot get hard and has a real risk of necrotizing all because you get horny at the thought of nipple lacking anime men sodomizing each other.

 

[MediocreMilt]

have you ever considered the pathology of your need to ask questions like that?

 

[trickyzerg23]

It never really occurred to me that real men have a lot of structures in place to hold their penis to the body, which I now realize is pretty stupid of me. Basically this thread makes me alternate horror and awe.

 

[Meat Target]

Oh thank goodness, at least there are no dirty hippies on the moon. Thank you, moon Nixon.

 

[Blackhole]

…that’s what bothers people.

Well, that and the rape fics.

If you jerk off to drawings of feet, I'm gonna assume you have a foot fetish. If you jerk off to drawings of kids, I'm gonna assume you want to fuck kids.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I want a Javelin with a boxing glove on the end for the people I only kinda don't like.