random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[ScooterL]

Look, lady. I'm already misgendering these fuckers as hard as I can.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I was attempting a fucked up joke.

Cissy cis men shed their dick skin like a snake all the time! More evidence that trans men have real dicks. If you don't believe me ur transphobic!

 

[GaryGrey]

You can go lovey dovey if that is what it takes to get the pussy, but a dirty skank doesn't respect that shit.

 

[Shig O'nella]

From @Belmont in GC

 

[SCSI]

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Fear of the public restrooms.

 

[Blackhole]

I shiver any time I see the word puppy on this site.

*cough*StwawbewwyPwincess*cough*

being discount stonetoss/hotdiggedydemon takes a massive toll on your psyche

Step the fuck up, male monkeys, you’re the ones with the power to crush this shit.

Look, lady. I'm already misgendering these fuckers as hard as I can.

 

[umami's milk]

Due to recent happenings.

ARE YOU HAPPY, ARE YOU HAPPY THAT YOU'RE SHOWING THE WORLD IM SUICIDAL AND CRAZY, ARE YOU HAPPY? -puppychan

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

So many things I’ve never thought of: every time you think you hit bottom and learned all there is to know, a new layer of body horror reveals itself.

Ron Broomfield with 1,600 gnomes. Though to be fair to Ron, who is pictured delightfully in the back dressed as a gnome, he's been working on that for 50 years, so not even remotely as bad as it could be. He consumes the gnomes, but they don't consume him.

Yeah Ron seems like he has a good sense of humor. 32 gnomes a year is definitely excessive, but there's something charming about him.

Not to say that Ron didn't willingly let the gnomes into his life, but it quickly became bigger than that.

 

[Blackhole]

"We took all the money, fuck you!" -Blackrock

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

If they didn't seal his ashes into a hollow gnome, I'm going to be upset.

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The best part of this IMO is how the the picture they used makes it look like it was one he posed for specifically for this article and how it makes him look really proud of the statement. Which he should be.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Russell Greer creeping on the latest instathot.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

He succumbed to the foo

Now live in the bugs, eat happy and be pod.

Have you seen Mexican troons?

It's Ramadan, muslims always get bitchy around Ramadan time

They're hangry for Allah, I suppose.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

You'd have to find some deeply disturbed people that would actually want to buy a used dildo.

 

[CobraPlissken]

"Wow, those people who like laughing at internet village idiots sure are creepy freaks! ...Hey, can I see pics of you naked?"

How does someone even go from diabetes to trannies?

The extremes avoided as a beginner become the rule: rich men will foray into sugar relationships or escorts and the rest will chase banged-up streetwalkers, because the coomdigo wants to quell its never-ending thirst for pussy and escape your body at ~3ml a pop;

So instead of dealing with her aggression, frustration, and anger in a healthy way, like teabagging people in Halo, she was harming patients.

“kiwifarms literally held down my arms and made me groom a 15 year old. If Kiwifarms didn’t exist I wouldn’t be an outed child groomer right now”

 

[KiwiFuzz]

There's some moral high ground you can take regarding masturbating to drawings of a quintuple-breasted plant/centaur hermaphrodite raping a building

Kiwi Farms remembers.

I see you are a man of taste and refinement as well.

Satan laughing spreads his wings.

 

[Pissmaster]

NOT Sword Fighter Super reacted to your message in the conversation ꧅𒈙𒐫﷽꧅𒐫𒈙⸻𒐫﷽ဪဪ𒈙𒐫꧅ဪ𒈙﷽﷽﷽𒐫꧅ဪ𒐫𒈙͝𒈙﷽꧅𒈙𒐫﷽꧅𒐫𒈙⸻𒐫﷽ဪဪ𒈙𒐫꧅ဪ𒈙﷽﷽﷽𒐫꧅ဪ𒐫𒈙͝𒈙﷽꧅𒈙𒐫﷽꧅𒐫𒈙⸻𒐫﷽ဪဪ𒈙𒐫꧅ဪ𒈙﷽﷽﷽𒐫꧅ဪ𒐫𒈙͝𒈙﷽꧅𒈙𒐫﷽꧅𒐫𒈙⸻𒐫﷽ဪဪ𒈙𒐫꧅ဪ𒈙﷽﷽﷽𒐫 with Like.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

It is obviously just a front for a goat-brothel.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

E3 2006 will always be special for me because it was the first time i got pussy

 

[Return of the Freaker]

If this is nulls idea of an April fools joke, mines going to be arson.