random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Pomniman]

- Not a quote from me.

Which is a shame, because this is still a classic

I'm not your nigger and I don't need to impress you.

 

[B'owl]

"Ignorance of the LOL is not a excuse" - Daddy Derek in 2015

 

[Oliver Onions]

And sorry we keep calling your real father "Pringles Can Jon;" we only do it because he has a big dick.

Also from the Pat thread but not about Pat himself. Still one of the funniest things I read in weeks.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Can the random text have a clickable link to the post? Refreshing for new ones and curious to see the rest of the thread/post
nEaTo, It saved the text I didnt post.

It can, but it's only been done in one instance. The (Islamic) thread it links to is here.

Anywho, here are my nominations:

It's always ironic and funny when your ego shoots your ego to boost your ego. Some kinda inception ass pat murder.

Oh, so it's the Chris-Chan method of estimation.

"His work quickly gained"

Mostly sexual, lmao

 

[Fareal]

“ Yes I did do pedo actions. I did like cub.
I don't do any of that anymore. I have been clean for a good 5 weeks.”

- Synthia the Doxfetishist

 

[Boards of Kuwait]

The only time I really think about men's cocks is when I'm pissing or having sex.

The Byuu meltdown suicide thread is full of great shit

 

[Kromer Merchant]

@Null why not search through the highlights of this thread? There's been some good shit posted in the time you've been gone

 

[Gottahavemysips]

Probably one of my all time favorite bits of word spaghetti from era:
A very euphoric quote

 

[PercyFrancienCaramello]

Not a direct quote but summarising a conversation to:

''I got banned from magnet therapy.''

Spoiler: Context

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/adam-white-chibi-chibinekodemyx-aquana-shinyaquana.10663/post-11641259

 

[Teknorat]

There could be nothing but 100 Fatrick quotes in random.txt and I’d laugh at least once a day.

 

[B'owl]

"Achieve what, KiwiFarms/Kiwi Farms? I achieve nothing, you achieve being a racist, white supremacy/supremacist, stalking, gossiping, clouting chasing, lying, fake news mainstream media, Republican/Conservative, cracka/cracker ass website."

 

[Null]

@Null why not search through the highlights of this thread? There's been some good shit posted in the time you've been gone

I am scanning through.

 

[GenociderSyo]

Anna O'Brien
"We got our flesh belt that we're rocking. I dig it!"
"All my shirts got stains and all my pants got holes."

Fatlip.Ash
""Those are thigh rolls not a pussy!"
"We are not healthy or unhealthy based on these weird standards that doctor's have. Health is not good and unhealthy is not bad."
"Health is just another arbitrary expectation that the culture has created to police people"

MPregs
"Some dads give birth."

 

[Large]

Also apparently its misogynistic to kill a female

 

[ñññ]

@Null Can we have some Internationale Clique quotes or do they have to be in the gringo language only?

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

"It was not suicide, it was KiwiFarms"- Some twitter user during the Byu saga.

 

[Emperor Julian]

I get Vietnam War type flashbacks when I passed by the movie theatre I went to in December of 2021 which at the time had Vaccine Passports.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

"Nick talks about being Hitler 2, 3, and 4. You think Hitler would've given a speech about grabbing duck ass?" - PPP, Kino Casino 17

 

[Pee Cola]

Acerthorn's court documents are full of potential random texts, but this sentence from one of his most recent filings is a doozy: