random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Sneeds]

If Ethan dies on his assault against the NRA, I call dibs on Hila's Jussy.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

We're not sending our best.

"Troon seeks women's underwear paid for by the state" is not an emergency of the carceral system, or it shouldn't be.

Which they handwave away with the magical words NO ETHICAL CONSUMPTION UNDER CAPITALISM.

 

[polyester]

Nigger don't back pedal Hitler and Barack Obama have the same DNA the exactly same

 

[I am vomit]

im jesus christ thats mary magdalene of course i know how big an asshole i am

 

[Meat Target]

I'm not even really into the NWO conspiracy shit but can someone just ice this nigger (in minecraft) (un)ironically becuase nothing makes my fists itch like some microdick nerd thinking he's hot shit

I'd honestly love to flush klaus schwab's head down a toilet while giving him a nonconsentual prison welcome up his jacksie until he never raised an opinion beyond a whisper ever again

 

[Open Window Maniac]

What's next? Bomb the big homo convention?

 

[Useful_Mistake]

last time i posted ass pics to SA i got massively destroyed irl

one of these girls beat the fuck out of me in a jail basement

 

[Meat Target]

Then I recall that bestiality tape showing up on my browser.

 

[Table Country]

what makes you think I’m capable? That’s the kindest thing any man has ever said about me. Now I’ve imprinted onto you forever.

 

[Ken Barlow]

that's fake and it's fucking embarrassing you retards are spreading it.

 

[Meat Target]

If the effort to troll outweighs the lols of the work, it is alogging

I think you've just discovered the mathematical formula of alogging. We need to start applying it to multiple, varying scenarios asap

 

[Meiwaku]

This thread could've been prevented if Nick just used the incognito mode like a true Christian

I think you were always a fag, because straight men who can't get over girls being mean to them just become serial killers.

hypothetically speaking, nigger

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

please do sue i need more quality content for the new law board

The white nationalist cries about cyberbullying as he calls you a nigger.

All you have to do is not be retarded on the Internet and you won't be cyberbullied.

Fucking dislexia. I read this as Rampunzel denounces Kiwifarms.

 

[Piss Bear]

I'd like to take a moment to remind everyone that I actually am Barack Obama, 44th president of the USA, and I definitely live in Jamaica.

 

[Meat Target]

"The hatred is my fuel for life"

 

[KiwiFuzz]

You're never getting that thread now clown shoes!

 

[SCSI]

I have no idea and just assumed the squirrel was a voyeur who gets off on watching the interspecies sex the bird at the top is having with it's bee lover.

I had no idea. Female moles have balls.

She was jus tryna fit in, need mo money fo dem phalloplasties.

nobody sane over 40 gets in a knife fight, too much work.

The human mind was never meant to be rational.
It was meant to shitpost till the End of Days, fam.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

There's nothing more empowering to a woman than getting impregnated against her will.

Why would I kill any of the women that support me? I don't talk about that I talk about killing you.

 

[Muskcarpone]

Don’t have anything of value to add just wanted to say trannys are disgusting

 

[I am vomit]

you ppl suck at parsing logic so its pointless talking to yall and this is coming from a brain damaged person who does long ass logic puzzles for fun

you're fairly stupid and failed already a bunch of times so you're lying about your success with logic puzzles or you'd have done a FIDELITY RESET