random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Meiwaku]

Stop talking about gay shit you niggers. I want to laugh at Nick, not be be utterly repulsed at men that find other men attractive and their degenerate sexual behaviors. Fuck.

You can take the groyper out of a fag, but you cant take the fag out of a groyper

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So he's a spic pretending to be a nigger to save the white race by sucking cock.

 

[TheRetardKing]

Whatever you do, never stick your dick inside of an Easy Bake oven.

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

 

[Meat Target]

“We’ve been trying to reach you about your donkey’s extended warranty…”

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

pin the gunt on the giant baby game.

 

[Brain Power]

someone made a KiwiFarms Transphobia Graph?

 

[Oxyjen]

Found a woman that was “poly” on Tinder— she was like 10 years older than me. She admitted it was more like a “hall pass” to try and save her marriage as they were bored. She was into anal sex. When I met her at a restaurant and saw her kids car seat in the back of her van, I almost had to k.o. myself. At said restaurant she told me her and husband were getting a divorce. I told her I wasn’t interested in fucking her anus any more.

The last line. Or heck, all of it.
From
Post in thread 'Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander'
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/kevin...treb-the-green-salamander.65259/post-12043006

 

[Kaktus Kompot]

I'd say that I find bosoms as precious as a little baby. So, where's your "fetish" card now, slugger? *smokes a Churchill cigar*

Now, let me sit on your face and fart into your sinuses. My fecal molecules are even boob shaped, you'll love it.

Computers know nigger bones when they see them.

Verdict: Weak MALE

 

[Ken Barlow]

The Kiwi Farms' first 2 albums were great, but then they signed to a major label and went mainstream. Their new stuff is terrible, overproduced commercial crap, no songwriting craft at all. Very sad.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

I identify as Ukrainian you shitlord. It's LGBTQUkrainian you ignorant chud.

 

[Skitarii]

I had a weird dream that Ethan Klein was stalking me and followed me as I was driving, he was also outside my house. He was muttering something about how he'd stab me with a itty bitty little knife to preserve the nation of Isreal.
At the end of the dream he ran into my house and stabbed me with the knife, Ethan Ralph was also there and shouted ARREST HIM, but that's a different Ethan.
I woke up before I could post about it on the dream version of kiwifarms.

 

[Russian Bot]

Whenever she makes public appearances, it's like there's an elephant in the room made of dicks, and she's pretending it's not there

 

[SiccDicc]

Nah I wear them outside, I my apartment I'm just in my underwear. Only problem is dudes seems to think it's a free pass to honk at/catcall me, so I hiss at them when that happens.

 

[Meat Target]

Oh thank God. I thought I had turned into a dog.

 

[Brain Power]

We got BLACKED.

We're all niggers now.

Null is running out of money and couldn't afford to print the site in color anymore

it's not nude. I can't see a ding dong

 

[Shiny Shroodle]

How is the White race served by wanting your best friend to troon out so you can bump starfishes?

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

@null said:
There was going to be a joke today which made the site black and white, but due to the unrelenting screaming of the joyless autistic zombies who make up the userbase, this has been disabled. Users were downloading and installing random scripts to disable a single CSS filter in a desperate bid to avoid any form of change, so leaving it up is a security risk to you stupid faggots. Have a happy June.

 

[IKOL]

Whiners have ruinined yed another clever gay op. Utter shame.

 

[Aunt Carol]

It’s an insult to buttholes to call this a butthole.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

NJ is the biggest freak show. You’ll get arrested if you pump your own gas but not for pumping your sister.

The Founding Fathers would be spinning in the grave if they could see this child from New Spain advocate for Papist monarchism in America.