random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Meat Target]

God said Adam and Eve not Adam & Stinkditch.

 

[Aquinas]

@Table Country

I AM going to pretzel your stupid fucking neck. What are you going to do about it, cock huffer?

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

I absolutely would have a problem with my uterus being harvested and donated, even to another woman. I'd rather it rot in the sun than go to a tranny though... unless it was guaranteed to kill him with sepsis.

 

[Socrates]

I guess Annabelle has a hole made by Pringle Can Man in more ways in one.

Edit: I thought Annabelle was the wife not the daughter.

 

[Milkis]

Insoluble fiber won't help you feel cute.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

Facebook wine mums and evangelical xtians vomiting emojis about their angle babbies in heaven

 

[SCSI]

Pajeet will not do the needful and defrag your hard drive brain. Instead he'll try to upload his cousin's personality into the computer to overwrite yours.

Imagine going out to a zoo to be a dogfucker and ending up as the local UMA. Now your sexual degeneracy is going to be chased down by lunatics like Squatchers.

Go, my children, and laugh at the clown world. Do not turn that energy against each other, for the world is far too silly and mockable to be worth fighting over.

I will not eat the bugs, I will not consult the bottom menu

 

[Table Country]

I AM going to pretzel your stupid fucking neck. What are you going to do about it, cock huffer?

Become a pretzel-neck, presumably.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Serial rape.

 

[Itspinklava]

Peetz quote:

“Some people just need a mommy to always take care of them”

 

[Blatant hypocrite]

I only came into this thread to tell you to stop shitting up the random_txt thread.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Why does the labia minora have a neck?

 

[WhatIsThePunchline]

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/wapo-e...er-it-doesnt-work.120897/page-4#post-12122197

 

[PhoBingas]

They have to do all that stuff in order to only have an acceptable amount of shit on themselves during sex. You know what I have to do to get ready to have sex with a girl and get zero shit on us? Fucking nothing, because that's how it's supposed to work.

 

[Blackhole]

It's because Nintendo announces games, not niggers.

I HATE NIGGERS.

Except the girl niggers.

Fuck Genshin Impact. Free Hong Kong.

GOD I FUCKING LOVE RACIALLY AMBIGUOUS WOMEN IN STERILE MCMANSIONS

WAIT, GOOGLE'S STILL DOING THAT SHIT?! I THOUGHT IT WAS DEAD!

tfw Stadia lives longer than Ouya and CNN+

Summer Game Fest? More like Summer GAY FEST, amirite, boys?!

ANOTIEHR HORROR ART GAME OH MY GODSAFDSFADSLJFHDAKULFSDA I HAVE LITERALLY NEVER SEEN THIS EXACT SAME KIND OF SHIT ONE TRILLION FUCKING TIMES BEFORE HOLY SHIT TAKE MY MONEY DOT JAY PEG

"What if depressed faggots got ahold of a Macintosh Classic and learned how to make games in Hypercard?"

“can we get some toxic masculinity instead?”

 

[I am vomit]

I'm too stupid to multiquote for the same post so enjoy all the highlights in one bubble.

-Fascinating that Chris' understanding of the Russo-Ukraine war boils down to "toxic men dying, so it's awwright".

-Dude needs a toy-detox.

-Once more, he gets pushed to the ground and once more we don't get a recording of his screams smh.


"I thought you said you enjoyed your mother's clam".
-"Oh no, I said 'I enjoyed my covered hams'. That's what I call soulbonding."
"You call soulbonding 'covered hams'?"
-"Yes, it's a regional dialect."

Well, you are not dangerhair with hallucinations of mangled corpse of deep sea fish come to life. At least I hope you are not

 

[Law]

I've never listened to Rap

God Fucking Dammit...This is the kind of crap that gives weed, The Devil, and my music a bad name!

 

[Blackhole]

We would never repost titty pics without providing the utmost high-quality commentary. Not my Kiwifarms.

i love booba.,,... boingboingboing baaboingers

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Who's more sick: the sicko, or the sicko who follows him? The sicko who follows the sicko is the sicker of any sick pairing.

Don’t worry, it’s not bad. The night after your first dox you’ll be woken up by a mysterious man who will greet you with the words, “You sleep rather soundly for a transphobic chud,” and give you the location of the secret Kiwifarms sanctuary in the Balkans.

You ever get ant lion funnels in the yard?

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Dude I want a red banner too. Give me one that calls me a faggot.

I will not eat the bugs, I will not consult the bottom menu