random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Magnum Magazine]

This post seems like a troll, the combination of mentioning the joke about how he's a fat fetishist and capitalizing LITERALLY and mentioning concentration camps makes me think so.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

"The consensus says it's true, and the purpose of wikipedia is to maintain that consensus. It doesn't matter whether it's factually true or false."

Wikipedia editor Bilorv on Byuu being dead. Apparently a troon vtuber on twitter and a cookie jar is a more reliable source than the US Department of State.

 

[Mr. 0]

Fuck off Americans, read a fucking history book before you conclude 'AMUHRICUH WORSHT PLAIS EVUH'!

He better stay gone because I'll fucking sue him and I can prove the damages.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Happy murder rape day isn't coming anytime soon bro.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I don't get why KF is so upset about this. "Oh no! Black women can be autistic too!"

We don't have a monopoly, guys.

 

[Big Nasty]

so it all melded into a continuous stream of farts, belches, spilled surströmming and crackwhore assholes

 

[MediocreMilt]

Was someone really using "Talk to Staff" to insist you moderate something in an off-site Discord server?

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Ugh it’s a pet peeve of mine when people call cars “she’s a beauty” for example but it’s particularly aggravated by the fact it’s a diaper-shitting wannabe-cripple furry saying it. STOP SEXUALLY HARRASSING YOUR CARS!!!!

Oh c’mon man, you’re making her sound crazy. It’s the baby that is a robot, not the bird.

Sniffing petrol is the Alaskan version of sniffing petrol.

Bring out one based black man who's a half-decent orator and you could bring an entire division to it's knees.

They’re not sending their best!

I absolutely agree, school should be a safe space to call people faggots without being assaulted.

Inward. Sorry, I meant inward.

 

[I am vomit]

what the actual fuck is a "born again homosexual"?

I suppose I could start drinking my navy. I mean it's not that big a stretch since this entire forum was created to document the person who turned out to be Jesus.

Does this mean Alex Jones was right? They're putting chemicals in the water that turn the content creators into retards?

There is literally nothing wrong with being John Goodman.

 

[SCSI]

@Incorrect Password gushes about The Gunt:

i love ralphs gunt

@wry wrangler and @Dialtone have a wholesome conversation about... self love:

is it legal to have sex with your clone

I have sex with my clone on the daily
dat nigga handsome

Anything's possible if we shitpost hard enough!

You have your rating notifications on. You need therapy.

 

[Table Country]

When you have to break out "scientific studies" on why you should be allowed to jerk off to drawings of kids you are probably in the wrong brother.

 

[FramerGirl420]

This is an old post that caught my eye.

I am attracted to things that are wrong and I have been on internet porn for 10 years.

 

[Table Country]

In a time of political obsession, cuteposting becomes a revolutionary act.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

"Habeas Corpus" does not work when the Corpus is in Nippon, apparently.

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

That’d be minus 1 deaths for KF in 2022, necromancer Josh Moon and his army of trolls is literally bringing dead people back to life

This tranny nigger's antics, while amusing to watch unfold, caused this site to load very slowly on a handful of days and this mildly inconvenienced me. He deserves dismemberment and true death for this.

I hate journoscums and Wiki jannies so much it hurts

I have always wanted to ratio AnOminous.

I’ve never once heard of a sea lion fucking up a fence, writing a lousy book, or grinding an African American youth into pepperoni.

 

[Skitarii]

Wikipedia editor Bilorv on Byuu being dead. Apparently a troon vtuber on twitter and a cookie jar is a more reliable source than the US Department of State.
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Byuu dead
Earth flat
Live in the pod

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Fat rolls raped her arc when?

 

[Idiot Asshole]

 

[CatParty]

Ever since I was a little girl, I dreamed of being a father one day.

 

[Meiwaku]

Censoring "dollar" is antisemitic

Sseth being a Jewish man caught in a lie would neither shock nor disappoint me.

The fact that you are aware of a video of a tranny having sex with a pumpkin deserves a powerlevel rating.

This is one of the gayest groypers I've ever seen, and that's really saying something

my name is literally Pissmaster and even I don't wanna broach this subject

That man has tits a troon would die for.

Comedy is truly non-political at its best.

Nothing quite democratically informs policy on an infinite amount of complicated issues like dividing them arbitrarily into gangs and making those gangs battle to the death.