random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Stormer_1]

I agree that Police dogs are freaking terrifying but maybe don't be walking around doing hood Nigger shit. Fuck Around and Find Out.

Jesus... a grown ass man making an analyze over a taxes in cartoon made for 5 years old kids about talking dogs. We came from talking about purpose of life to this. Aristotle is spinning in his grave so fast that he can make as a fan. Even Neon Genesis Evangelion fans aren't that into overanalyzing.

 

[Blackhole]

Not even the dead know peace from this ride.

What stage of dystopian hell world is this?

The world isn't ready for the necrussy. And it never will be.

 

[Manat]

Ah kiwifarms, a shitty little rotten nest of shitty little rotten people, rocketing back and forth in a house of sticks. Roaches stick around, but hey, at least more people know exactly what they're worth. And I hope that those losers continue to get what they deserve.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Bracey sounds like a white trash name. Like some teen mom named Brandi or Mistee got her braces off the same day she went into labor.

who do you think is more likely to want to cut off a 5 year old boy's balls? An ugly woman? Or an ugly insane troon?

Live in the real world, ffs.

 

[Mia Zapata's Ghost]

I suck dick for cock, faggots!

(From Rioley Ravioli's recent chimpout)

 

[Negative Toxic Loser]

You Chose to Broke the Law, Live With the Consekhunces.

-DSP

Consequences have Actions, Pimp.

-Wingo

 

[Meat Target]

You've heard of "Panic at the Disco"
Get ready for "Fracas at the Furrycon"

 

[NoReturn]

like the sex offender version of Wendigoon

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I just draw a massive throbbing cock on the ballot, and haven't lost an election since.

Oh come on, voting for a gigantic dick to get elected is just cheating.

Don't hate the player, hate the game.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

The munchie tranny. The disapproving elephant. The one punch father. The dick-for-cock transaction.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

You autists still fighting about autists?

I literally have sex with men and somehow OP still manages to be an even bigger faggot than me.

And why do the passengers have their phone set up so anybody can send them pictures of their penis?

TLDR: Don't pozload my neghole.

So far this stream is a complete waste of bandwidth that could be better used to download something more entertaining and valuable to society. Like furry porn.

She doesn't have huge boobs. She is fat.

 

[Meat Target]

Not even good old 70s cocaine, today you gotta worry if it's been cut with fentanyl. Feelsbadman

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Would you like your goverment filled with either:
degenerate troons who are also pedofiles
<80iq dictators looking to enrich themselves
there is no other choice.

Here in the states we have Federalism, which means the degenerate pedophiles and troons form the Federal Government and the 80 IQ dictators govern at the state and city level.

lol Gunt Weaks

"Lets kill feds! I'm so fucking based *sucks dick on camera* It's cool bro I said no homo before. Isn't that hecking wholesome!"

It's only gay if you're a fag!

 

[Hitman One]

That poor elephant.

I'm sorry, random elephant furry

This, Rioley, is why they cancelled your futa surgery.

The troon cries out in pain as he strikes you.

The f word is like nigger but for faggots

 

[Meat Target]

You wanted to fuck around? Dabble in a little iNTERNET Holy Crusade, crucify a heretic or two? You are now at Step 2: FIND OUT.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

You don't need to lie. It actively makes you look worse if you lie.

 

[EyeGuy]

The Israeli-Palestinian conflict was heating up again, and I got repetitive, unwanted thoughts about being raped by Benjamin Netanyahu.

https://clairekelly170306.substack.com/p/my-ocd

 

[Colon capital V]

Subhumancurrycel said:
I just got brutally giga masc mogged by a tall wide framed giga slayer.

I don’t think I’ll ever be able to call myself a man again.

 

[Dig20]

What we have accomplished in such a short time has never been done before in the entire history of the Internet. The countless victims of Kiwi Farms can sleep soundly knowing that the site is doomed, will never regain it’s former momentum, and will continue to bleed followers and become more and more irrelevant with each passing week.

dropkiwifarms.net (archive)

 

[KiwiFuzz]

The exchange rate for dicks to cocks is surprisingly fair.

See when you fight up the minority tree, the bosses use your earlier attacks against you. So a level 9 boss has the ability to use all the slurs you used to defeat the earlier bosses.

They don't know the faggot deep lore. And the faggot deep lore is deeply rewarding.

Cock is simply the very best reason for which one should suck dick.

such a great cow, trained in the classical tradition