random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Meat Target]

STALKER, PENIS, FELONY, PENIS, DELUSION, PENIS, PRISON,

 

[Dolomite]

Anti-tooterism is an ideology that could unify the world. I am a rabid anti-tootist, proudly.

 

[Hitman One]

overly pretentious PC woke space cunts

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

Some people spent their Halloween partying with friends, or taking their [children] trick-or-treating. [He] spent Halloween tweeting to Elon Musk and Nancy Pelosi about his penis.

 

[Mr.Logistics]

I'm at a point I'm gonna start praying to terry davis.

Thought it would be fitting here

 

[Anne Hyroe]

Imagine Tiananmen Square guy except he's a small flightless bird yelling SNEED! before the tank rolls over him.

 

[CansOfCant]

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"All I wanted was decent fucking peanut butter, fuck JIF"

 

[Monolith]

Random woman: Sorry to hear about your small dick! There are tons of guys just like you on reddit dot com r slash micropenis

 

[Snusmumriken]

This wouldn’t be the first time someone claimed to go to Kuwait and posted pictures out of context to simulate an event that did not actually take place. The entire Gulf War was a similar non-event staged by the US Government and various industrial complexes.

Edit: oh shit she actually did go to Kuwait.

(from the chantal thread)

 

[ForTheHoard]

Just by being here, you've participated in a Tiananmen Square level event, where history was made. Just by saying this dude does NOT look like a lady.

 

[JustSomeDong]

Where is the penis?!?

Head Nigga in Charge, @Null, on todays MATI stream.

 

[Pissmaster]

...and so in truth, all anuses of any size experience a one-anus existence.

 

[3MMA]

Also, I saw a homeless trans adult baby yesterday in broad daylight. I was so shocked and horrified I just kept driving

 

[Mr Bunny]

Had to look up what Shoah means. Fuck you for making me learn a French word.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

You may be retarded but we all still love you very much.

Well shit. That's in the running for "gayest thing I've seen all year", and it's not like there's a shortage of contenders.

 

[Desu Mountain]

"Sir," she said seriously as she got the Death Note out from her drawer. "Here is my first kill."

Taking out a pen, she quickly wrote the following into the Death Note:

Joshua Moon - Decapitation

"A perfect target," Ryuk said, pleasantly surprised.

Source (Archive)

@Null please read this on stream. It's hilarious.

 

[DrNow]

The Stealthy Geek meets the Dickless Greek!

@siegemeister675

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Ignore any negative ratings on this post. They're from shaved head bull dykes with dried up uterus.

 

[LurkTrawl]

He's an NPC—even if he sat and read it, the words would flow right past the 16 kb memory chip he has in his head and leave no impression.

I have a cousin with down syndrome who looks less retarded than her.

 

[Something Awful]

For your consideration:

[2022-11-05 02:19:15 UTC] keffals: I put my life at risk. I became such a target of abuse it made me mentally ill. And the people who I thought would have my back do not give a shit.

[2022-11-05 02:20:19 UTC] keffals: I put my heart and soul and tears and pushed myself to my limits mentally and physically and my reward for that is watching as so-called "progressives" shit all over me

[2022-11-05 02:29:37 UTC] keffals: i'm glad i have this community because i'm so unfairly maligned. everyone wants to hate me. i don't do anything to deserve it.

[2022-11-05 02:23:09 UTC] keffals: I barely eat now. I barely sleep. Trying to even care about anything is a challenge. My friend said hi to me while I was doing laundry and I screamed because my startle response is fucked

[2022-11-05 02:53:46 UTC] keffals: I have zero personality disorders thank you because I told the psychologist to kill themselves when they suggested administering one

[2022-11-05 04:54:10 UTC] keffals: i want my old life back