random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Table Country]

Do you wake up in the middle of the night to pee without turning the light on, catch sight of yourself in the mirror, and scream because you've been transformed into a black man?

Irradiate all former FBI agents.

 

[Haffhart]

I love the confetti I feel like i'm at a party where we're allowed to make fun of niggers and trannies.

confetti is a jewish invention

 

[vomitusdeux]

Any White woman that would fuck a nigger is beyond redemption, certainly not wife material, only the most damaged of goods sink that low.

Jesus Christ that’s a lot of shit to rationalize a mommy milker fetish.

Bruh every time you jerk off there are millions of your semen (potential babies) watching you so you better stop, it's too weird.

Going from "I fell weird sticking my dick in a pregnant woman" to "IT'S LITERALLY THE SAME AS FUCKING A KID" is a weird hill to die on but you do you.

In the 80s we feared that machine intelligence would drive humanity to extinction. In the present day, on the cusp of true Artificial Intelligence, we fear that Skynet will not be our destroyer, but our annoying wine-swilling auntie.

I love how having the shit lucked out of your ass is now somehow gender affirming.

Do you think there's a drag queen out there with a spinning rim?

Also can that vampire/wolf tranny please wash his fucking hair, it's so goddamn greasy and stringy and the fangs look silly on you. Retard.

 

[Big Nasty]

 

[Meat Target]

Going to Florida alone qualifies you as mentally disabled.

 

[vomitusdeux]

Poor fuckers have to jack off to Rhinna this year. I'd rather fuck Prince.

I'm going to go rape his mother, I'm doing it for the sake of the children.

OH BOY IS IT TIME TO TALK ABOUT BLACK PENISES IN JAIL?

Just stop fucking dogs, I mean how hard is it? It's not like it's unavoidable, you have to go out of your way to do it.

I wanted to vomit reading the description of him trying to finger his bloody uretha with his shit covered fingers in the hospital. What in the absolute fuck?

 

[Gentlebastard]

#SissyMuslimah is a hashtag I never expected. There is no end to the degeneracy but at least this one is so absurd it goes back around to funny

You kid but you have no idea of the complexity of diaspora muslim community mental gymnastics.

I just imagined magic mtfs stealing hair from their mothers/sisters/girlfriends/wives to turn into them and masturbate

There's a reason we don't accept faggot blood.

Hey guys I was a huge Faggot and came here to tell you what a huge Faggot I am. Totally owned this tranny by being a huge Faggot. LOOK AT ME!!!!!!!!

Don't disturb the exhibits. We want to watch these freaks in their natural state.

Don't disturb the exhibits. We want to watch these freaks in their natural state.
What you're doing is going into the zoo and banging on the glass and bragging to the zookepers you did it and expecting to be high fived.
If you're gonna fuck with them don't brag about it here, you're not gonna get any credit for it.

Scribble a fake threat from JK Rowling in a notebook, and tweet a photograph of it from outside a motel. Cloudflare will block Hogwarts within a day.

Hahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha

Also: lmao

They should have hired better workers who have qualifications instead of pedophiles and gender studies graduates. You get what you deserve.

NOT A FETISH

nooooooo, not my heckerino Redditerino! darn those ducking incel transphobe nazi chud manchildrenerino to heck!

How can we blame Donald Trump or Russia for this

How could the hacker known as Kiwifarms do this?

Every person on this site, whether they acknowledge it or not, contains their own conceptualization of the Just A-log Doctrine.

How could JK Rowling and Putin do this?

CLICK NOW TO FIND YOUNG, CONFUSED TEENS ON DISCORD NEAR YOU!

I recognize a handful of those pictures of awful food as meme images.

This has got to be a psyop or troll of some sort of a kind.

This is very anecdotal but the deeply autistic creep in a dandruff-covered trench coat from my high school days also trooned out and spends his days posting shitty food porn on Twitter. You might be onto something.

Truly one of the most off-putting people I have ever seen. There's something seriously wrong with him.

Trannies would never ever put effort into seething about people they don’t know. Please ignore the billions of seethe posts about TERFS, chuds, JK Rowling, Christians, normal women in general, JK Rowling, Kiwi Farms, random people on the street who get confused by them, and JK Rowling.

Remember! We are not an autistic illuminati. We just observe and laugh.

Don't engane troons one on one explicitly with the intent of trolling them. It makes you look like a retard because troons always end up trolling themselves.

Both HFCS and regular corn syrup? What is this nigga thinking?

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Just stop fucking dogs, I mean how hard is it? It's not like it's unavoidable, you have to go out of your way to do it.

 

[Table Country]

"Hello I'm being owned by the people on the internet please send me your finest bully hunters"

I'm suddenly imagining someone playing musical chairs with someone's teeth and they're just shuffled randomly around like a deck of cards.

 

[Larry Potterfield]

I can tell from the way you type that you are very fat.

That is quite possibly the most potato looking potato nigger to have ever potated.

Who the hell is Ben Affleck?

Ethan Klein is to Jews what Ethan Ralph is to Whites.

 

[vomitusdeux]

Pimps vs Gypsies would make for a good street fighting video game. What we need is a good racist street fighting game. Let's get every racial stereotype at play. Niggerman vs Deepwater Jew? Cracker Jack vs Wetback Juanita? How is that not a thing? It should be #1 bestseller.

As if TERFs would want a dog's sloppy seconds.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

By the way, if anyone finds or makes more Blobby/Dobson edits, I will love you for that.

Some half retarded Indian now has millions of accounts in the palms of his unwashed hands

Ninety-six approximate hours to identify an breach and craft a response to make a user base aware is fucking atrocious, especially for a site not run by one doughy misanthrope living in an Eastern European hellhole.

I wonder what "drinking in the astral realm with Dionysus" is code for

Perhaps the Mongoloid Finns are realizing the tranny loving Norwegian is not good for business.

Hey, how neat, a weirdo sped I have known gets their own thread.

Also, for funsies, here's his Amazon wishlist

 

[Angry New Ager]

There isn't a word in the english language beyond "nigger" that encompasses just how pathetic it is to take yourself this fucking seriously.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

We're one step closer to "Chinx" being said unironically by the turbo-woke.

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

Null isn't a fed?

No, nool does the feeding.

Imagine getting cucked so hard you forget you have a dick.

Josh I am going to deepfake you into homosexual porn and then post it in your thread as 100% true and honest fact and there is NOTHING you can do about it

farmers are the most oppressed minority

Apparently the phishing email just said “click here if you’re a real woman”

looks like he couldn't handle the truth and regressed to being a pumpkin.

Ethan Klein is to Jews what Ethan Ralph is to Whites.

Cows are dicks. If you touch your own dick: ok, it's your dick. If you touch another dick: probably ok but you are probably a faggot. Don't be a faggot and just touch your own dick. It's that simple.

 

[Gentlebastard]

>if i wasn't groomed and brainwashed by other mentally ill faggots, I would be a normal guy.
Jesus Christ if they could fucking hear themselves.

My childhood included two recessions, the crack epidemic, and the constant threat of nuclear war. Sack the fuck up.

Jesus Christ the one on the right. How ugly are you when a filter makes you look like a troon?

Does he get a discount on his bottom surgery since his wife took his balls a long time ago?

I appreciate how they make us sound cooler than we actually are.

"The fact that they did it will fuel theories that they do it."

 

[vomitusdeux]

So, in other words, public support for troons is as real as a neovag.

"Shut up and cut those tits off so us real women can enjoy our adult diaper tea parties in peace."

My retarded eldest child says she's non-binary

 

[My Name is Mud]

WHAT A SHIT WEBSITE you assholes think its funny to post someone elses pictures of their hard work and laugh and call it horific? ILL SHOW YOU HORRIFIC MOTHERFUCKER I bet none of you have EVER made anything creative plus most of the fursuits here are made pacificly by CHILDREN and other furry folk who are doing nothing wrong and should be treated like everyone else cause their human to and you still bully them for being themselves. Literaly what do you gain other then showing the world your all toxic and gross sons of bitches that bully furry folk for expressing themselves. Websites like this are why children are depresed and suicidal because of hateful bullys like you.

 

[SuperConglomerateWhale]

I am deeply disgusted and disappointed. I hope there will be harsh consequences for this open and blatant transphobia. Unacceptable.

 

[Gentlebastard]

My childhood included 9/11, the Iraq war, the threat of terrorism, and another recession. So yeah sack the fuck up indeed.

Let us not forget Janet Jackson's wardrobe malfunction during halftime at the Superbowl.

At the beginning of winter I needed knee highs for my boots as my old pair got a hole. It's not like I ended up on a page for tranny programer socks. It was boring chunky knit socks, but there's a troon prancing around exposing his butt cheeks in his dress and socks. In another era the worst would be fat girls cramming their diabetes legs in there, and at least that's helpful for fit context.

We live in psychotic killer clown with a chainsaw world, so when confronted by this shitstorm of insanity, the rational human being has two choices: embrace the crazy and play along and pretend everything is fine, all is well, welcome to the new normal, or laugh in its fucking ugly and effeminate degenerate weirdo face.

I choose to do the laughter bit.

The most important thing to know about him during this time was that even among other Breadtubers, Gutian was considered smug, unlikeable and off-putting

"No trans person denies biology"
"I am actually a biological woman"

By all means, melanated basketball Americans. We don't need to call you 'black men' or 'black women'. We can use the term you seemingly are driven to violence upon hearing: nigger.

There was this whale who used to tell me I was "sexy" back in high school. I didn't know if she wanted to fuck me or eat me. Glad I never found out.

It’s already happening. Some furry Troon stuck his hand in liquid nitrogen to damage it so it would have to be amputated into a paw like mutilated mess.

I know lots of 38-year-old women who call themselves "girls." Surprisingly, all of them have penises.