random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Meat Target]

So I rolled down the window just so I could stick my arm out as far as it could go and give him the bird, while yelling FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!

 

[Pissmaster]

Midna being a forty pound pussy that grinds on top of Link's head and bosses him around is 100% on Nintendo.

 

[Peru oso donas]

Who has time to diaper their bitch in heat when you could be a diaper troon instead?

 

[Zero Day Defense]

@Vyse Inglebard, @Pissmaster I can't believe you guys didn't post the whole post:

Imp Midna is unironically 40 pounds of pussy and ass. She's just floating drumsticks with a smug single fang grin. That's not even artists exaggerating it, her body mass is actually 80% in her cheeks, thighs, and pot belly. She's not a pear, she's a lightbulb. They had to know exactly what the fuck they were doing. I refuse to believe otherwise. People being creepy fuckers and sexualizing the Inklings and the bird girl from Wind Waker and all that shit, sure, that's on the fans. But Midna being a forty pound pussy that grinds on top of Link's head and bosses him around is 100% on Nintendo. Her imp form was actually MORE sexualized than her true form, which is astonishing since her true form is literally a completely naked woman in harem silks with black bodypaint covering over her bits.

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

It’s not nice to hurt others feelings you nigger.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Any one who's watched any sort of real combat sport knows men can barely shift another man's weight off them let alone this bitch saying she tweaked his nipples and he totally lost his weight advantage.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

It wouldn't capture the greasy craggy texture of the whole creature, nor the booger-esque hang of its nose ring.

Can all of you stop trying to turn this into an A&H thread? Thanks.

Oh please, she wasn't an on camera personality for the sake of diversity, it was because she's a whore.

Uhh it's Marxist to covet the for-profit American medical industry. Y'allidarity, things of that nature

The eternal Rhodesian still causes endless seething in his Khaki Bootyshorts, even though the dream has long since died away.

I’d rather just baby poop paint the rifle myself. It adds to the racism and capitalism which makes commies seethe more

Italians cry about not being in The White Club because they were obnoxious bothersome criminals for the first 80 years they were here.

Just a gay nigger wanting free shit because they’re a gay nigger.

He reacted to that car the way my cat does the spray bottle when he's scratching the furniture

I am waiting over here with basted breasts

"Our Day Will Come."

Yea, in your pants.

The more Fiona talks, the more I imagine her didn't get bullied enough in middle and high school.

You fucking fuck, WALK OUTSIDE.

Trans people deserve a space where they can be openly autistic

 

[Zero Day Defense]

this screams publicity stunt to get her instagram page out there and get her pointed at the conservative audience who like to larp women are stronk and it's not gay for your wife to peg you with her steroid infused mega clit.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Pronouns, ascii cat and a choker? Hormone deal went bad.

Look, I'm not saying that I'd take one for the team. All I'm saying is that I have very low standards and an extensive supply of paper bags.

Mine isn't exactly world changing but I'm certainly happy with it, mainly because it is actually a penis.

I'm not advocating for violence, mind you, but I'm also *not* not advocating for violence.

I've only really gotten pushback on this board for being against nuclear energy and respecting women.

This take is also positively received. I am convinced that both sides want to eat the rich.

their incest puppies were never discussed

You're assuming we don't enjoy the shitflinging.

This is probably some dude in a robinson but given that we attack balloons with F-22s I hope they're sending fully loaded apache warbirds after these god damn cows.

I just want to have someone to say words like "retard," "nigger," and "woman" to.

Good on her for following her dreams

Begun, the TERF Wars have.

 

[vomitusdeux]

Those are the real role models we should be looking up to. Especially the one guy who ate human assflesh.

Your "art" is way less interesting than your pedo bestie, murder investigations and that time you stepped on a man's penis for money.

Look up "FINDOM." and there's more than just me that have done that. it's not illegal and considered a Fetish because no penetration happened.

We also do not have a back door and I can provide proof of that with a search of the house. that investigation was deemed a lie by Police and I haven't heard about it since.

The Term is called "Cock and balls torture." and it's all over the websites including Fetlife. If it was illegal, they'd be taking the videos down.

The brown pussy and big titties on the latest retard seem appealing but by god they’re fucking stupid.

They should advertise that hoist with the tagline "So simple a mentally disabled person can operate it unassisted" too.

Please don't say the word Fetlife. It triggers my nightmares from the time I saw the nudes you posted there.

Why is a 75-year-old man interested in Chris anyways?

I thought they were only interested in the Price is Right and buying plants that are toxic to children and pets that they disregard even if you pointed it out.

I thought you liked women habibi, I didn't take you as a Philippino metrosexual

 

[Gentlebastard]

#SayHisDeadName

It’s all just a bunch of personality disordered nutcases crying while looking in the mirror at their own tears to make sure they look convincingly sad.

The troon cries in pain as it curbstomps you.

damn, from 'a safe haven for trans people' and already at 'their incest puppies were never discussed.'
tempus fugit.

We totally believe the lies of this fat alpaca murdering asshole, who has literally admitted to digging mass graves.

it's scary how easily one guy can maintain control of a whole board through mass shitposting.

I picture her attempting to calm him like Jane Goodall trying to de-stress a chimp, as he stroke-vocalizes like an expiring warthog.

"Trans people deserve a space where they can be openly autistic"

At least I got one more lol out of these cows before the end.

Horrible unfortunate case of Anglo genetics many such cases in the US as well.

They can't even teach the field workers not to shit in the sprouts, it's like a cultural thing to piss and shit outdoors like an animal.

 

[Tactical Wizard]

"Trans people deserve a space where they can be openly autistic"

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I'd lay down my life for research on trannies.

@Mr. Cool ICE

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Emergency update:

Can you really be radicalised by Great British Railway Journeys?

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

If all of Kiwi Farms got trapped under rubble in my pissbunker I would have enough piss for each and every one of us to survive for several months.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I made out with a chick who looked like Shelley Duvall, the bar showed me the security footage. Clearly I had no regrets at the time

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Melee is rated T for Teen

 

[BirdUp]

"Kiwi farms might do good but whoever made that thread is probably Christian" (source)

 

[squirt reynolds]

"It is with a heavy heart that we remember the millions of transmasculine bodies that were killed when their vaginas were randomly and inexplicably filled with cement. They died with their vaginas still cemented shut. A tragic and unnecessary loss of life. we must do better to protect the transmasculine community, and to ensure that no one has to suffer such a fate again." -Joe Biden

 

[Useful_Mistake]

"It is with a heavy heart that we remember the millions of transmasculine bodies that were killed when their vaginas were randomly and inexplicably filled with cement. They died with their vaginas still cemented shut. A tragic and unnecessary loss of life. we must do better to protect the transmasculine community, and to ensure that no one has to suffer such a fate again." -Joe Biden

You made it up. No way he actually said that.