random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Zero Day Defense]

The "trust" issue is that you have a penis.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

Now I want to see a team of Pooners play Football against the Dallas Cowboys.

 

[Cats]

I imagine that is what Rickey Berwick would look like if you could un-cripple him.

 

[macrodegenerate]

Is there ever going to be a feature where clicking the random.txt leads to the post?

 

[Agarathium1066]

Is there ever going to be a feature where clicking the random.txt leads to the post?

Click on the up arrow in the quote.

 

[quackrock]

In less than a half hour I was wiinning money sucking cock and getting fucked in the ass.

 

[Law]

It was Wrestlemania, dipshit. And it’s the WWE. It hasn’t been the WWF in over 20 years. WWF is the Panda people. Please try to stay informed you fucking jabroni.

 

[Meat Target]

AGPs are incels wearing wigs, they spend their limited time on Earth conspiring to take down harmless forums where nice people have fun.

 

[Old English Roast Beef]

"I would have loved to have a tiny useless puberty-blocked clit"

It's a screaming sacrilege against boyhood, an incredible abomination. It desecrates the very most fundamental of Deekerian principles that being a boy who likes to wear diapers stands for.

 

[AnOminous]

I was expecting a far better and more complete argument as to how calling someone a pedo is not necessarily defamation.

 

[Spud]

Yes. I even petitioned for Hillary Clinton to be on the $50 bill.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

that mufugga deformationed muh character!

 

[KiwiFuzz]

"Although I do not advocate violating federal criminal code"

Just say "in Minecraft" like the rest of us. This is why we can't stand elites.

I don't think a local theater supply/costume shop is going to have a horse costume with a horse cock and I'm not willing to go deep cover enough to get one made by the creeps.

Welcome back to PLAY, STUPID, GAMES. Alright folks he played a stupid game lets see what he won. HE WON A STUPID PRIZE.

They'd look super duper cute butt ass naked with spreader bars in my all new White Race Traitor Piece of Human Shit Public Spectacle Slave Market.

My friend, your city has the only human fecal map in the first world. Your city is a failed state, since indoor plumbing is basic civilization and sanitation.

 

[Meat Target]

April 1945: Germans beginning to suspect that Stalingrad didn't go their way

 

[Return of the Freaker]

P.S.: I've found Twitter niggers to be a lot less cocky lately now that we know their cornstarch secrets.

 

[Gentlebastard]

The simplest answer imo is that he has pissed off a litany of people, one of which was somehow an even bigger faggot than he is and is now swatting because Pat hurt their fee fees.

That's a small difference in wording, but a big difference in how retarded it was.

I mean, who would steal the notebook full of the jokes of a failed wisconsin comedian?

I was thinking that it sounded like something from “Hook,” then I remembered that “Hook” is his favorite movie. He thinks the war in Ukraine could be like the food fight scene or the humorous lost boys vs. pirates grand finale. He possibly imagines himself as the fat kid who rolls himself up into a ball in order to bowl down fascists pirates.

we’ll never know what may have made the difference for this heavily overweight, stupid man.

Hook being Pat's favourite movie is one of the most fucked-up things I've heard about him.

The allegation that Patrick Tomlinson kills, butchers, and grinds the flesh of black kids, to make pepperoni, is a complete fabrication.

If he did, the exercise and high protein diet would not afford him the Rubenesque and voluptuous curves that he teases us with.

Stop polluting this thread with misinformtion.​

Dontcha know the police tells people who get SWATed that the first thing after they should do is write about it on social media to farm likes?

You get God's judgement, with a side of bacon.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Attentionwhore powerlevels to oblivion in the Jazz thread:

When I was 16 years old, I found that I loved men and of course cock. I started to go into the gay bars in my city, for older men to pick me up. I sucked their dicks and enjoyed being fucked.

My mind was clear, if I got the body of a woman and the pussy, then I would get the men that refused me.

They that I got kicked out home, I made a visit to the same transgender woman that gave me the hormones. In less than a half hour I was wiinning money sucking cock and getting fucked in the ass.

 

[Tiresome]

I'd fuck back off to reddit but they banned me for transhobiap

 

[Sprate Header]

spilling all his shota & prolapse spaghetti to all and sundry

 

[Positron]