random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Betonhaus]

Lurking through this thread while eating was a mistake

 

[sorrycharlie]

Stay strong HitlerzAngel

 

[Dr. Butt]

We come to hate and instead we learn. Who says there’s no value in internet drama?

 

[pikachudidnothingwrong]

We're there already, remember, they had a deer monitoring your online account for hate speech.

 

[3MMA]

So Joe buys like a label whore on meth, and chooses the least flattering stuff, to look like a sexualised Snufflelafagus. So vulgar.

 

[Big Nasty]

Who needs LSD when I can blow your fucking mind with a Kiwi Farms post.

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

'Shill Shaitan' is an excellently crafted, cosmopolitan and multicultural joke and your soul has been corrupted by being bombarded with advertising since your mom left you in front of the T.V. while she went out and earned her crack money on her knees.

 

[Mannibal]

If he's a whole-hog degenerate he'll still find a way to coom.

Its mind blowing how anyone can read that shit and not think "mental illness". Literally shoving frozen tomato juice up their asshole.

Brr, reading all that has the vibe of a deep dive after a mass shooting. “All the signs were there”.

I yelled into the void hoping it would yell back

You're asking for logic from someone who willingly eats shit.

The fact you consider touching her is mindboggling to me.

He writes like an 11 year old from a poorly ranked school.

I’ve never heard of “moonface” before and I don’t like to brag but I’m pretty racist.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Ribs looks like an aborted fetus.

Yes, he is that insane and stupid

swatting in general has gotten very very very very very very very very very very gay.

this is one of the only times when im disappointment with the feds being too incompetent to catch someone. usually i want them so incompetent that they couldnt even catch syphilis at a whore house, but in this case i really really want them to catch these faggots who are doing the swatting.

Is it beyond unlikely? Sure.

an easy man to understand once you get the driving force behind his psyche: everything he does, good or bad, is pure projection and attempts at validation.

we’ve seen him double, triple, and oinktuple down when confronted by the people with actual brains and/or experience.

Frankenstein's Honster

lived his entire life circling the drain, desperate for SOME kind of validation... and then, he found the Internet.

She saw the bed full of rats and scorpions and thought "looks comfy lol might lay in it".

The troon figured out the cheeky trick

This dude looks like you put grandma in the microwave oven and she started to melt

 

[EyeGuy]

"As your tongue begins to massage his swollen clit, the woman's hands grab your hips and you feel her thick cock slide easily into your well fucked hole."

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

checkmate, now you see the superiority of being a satan worshipng cuck.

The bag is his girlfriends asshole and the trash is her bulls dick. Karl "taking it out" is probably just him cleaning it up. And doing so willingly and excitedly.

A kingdom of kettlebells and tranny cock

Letty keeps lying about bagged milk, Alberta is one of the provinces in Canada that does not have it.

spatula in hand, he uses the knife to stir the chicken in the nonstick teflon pan

Karl acts identically to a relative you expell from your life, who upon learning he cannot control you, attempts to destroy your relationships with other family members by fabricating entire interactions which paint you in a bad light.

Whether you agree with the law or not, if you record yourself breaking the law, you deserve to get arrested.

First rule of breaking the law club is not making videos of breaking the law or even talking about it lol.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Everyone else that gets a thread here is either:
1. Ignorant of their notoriety or actively doesn't care
2. Litigious in the traditional method (sending C&D's, being a legal nuisance)
3. Reliant on pure chutzpah to get their thread taken down

exactly how retarded are you?

It's just retarded enough to work

his chances might be improved if he got his nuts cut off and fatly bellowed "IT'S MA'AM, MOTHERFUCKER!" at an innocent minimum-wage retail worker

 

[Betonhaus]

I'd still argue there's quite some difference between "pretty girls trying to cajole men into volunteer service on the subway" and "burly soldiers roaming the streets for men to beat up and throw into the back of a van".

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I had a heat wave this past summer... so the first thing I though while I was suffocating was to go out to shoot at random people and loot stores... made me feel much better, I recommend.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

I was a little hype for this game because i thought there would be hot male robots too. Very disappointed in that.

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

Friday: I wish I was and I honestly should be more popular
Saturday: Here is a bag of spinach I have tagged with cheerleaders

 

[Pedophobe]

don't read this while eating

 

[Law]

It's like that Dude saying to achieve World Peace, we need a Nuclare War, because People will getting so scared, they will never battling again.

 

[Cats]

@Haramburger

 

[Cats]

Tips:
- use binaural beats (real not fake).
- sleep with both hemispheres at once.
- princess your emotions (burst into song)
- fall in love
- 30-60 mins cardio
- 4 hourz watch a plant gently move
- cry
- look at porn you nut to but will regret
- listen to powerful music
- eggnog with nutmeg. just a little.

edit: also try wim hof method. pirated?