random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Return of the Freaker]

With Blacks, lynching could be motivated by accusations of crime, accusations of violating the social order, or just because the White population was agitated and wanted to do an epic gamer moment.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Why not make Gollum black? He was always trying to steal the ring, just change "my preciousss" to "GIMME DAT!"

 

[Kheapathic]

When you’re hallucinating and of tuna you need a steak

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Kill trannies. Behead trannies. Roundhouse kick an Aiden into the concrete. Slam dunk a "trans child" into foster care. Crucify filthy cuntboys. Defecate in an dysphoric's food. Launch transfags into the sun. Stir fry futas in a wok. Toss pinneapple nigger pooners into active volcanoes. Urinate into a TRA's gas tank. Judo throw "allies" into a wood chipper. Twist TIM heads off. Report troons to the TERFs. Karate chop newhalfs in half. Curb stomp pregnant pooners. Trap traps in quicksand. Crush genderqueers in the trash compactor. Liquefy ladyboys in a vat of acid. Eat enbies. Dissect dickgirls. Exterminate AGPs in gas chambers. Stomp shemale skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate chicks with dicks in the oven. De-lobotomize transtrenders with therapy. Mandatory abortions for shehes. Rescue "eggs" from being cracked. Drown darkie dragfags in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Trill trannies with a Dominion disruptor. Kick old granny trannies down the stairs. Feed transbians to alligators with no taste. Slice shims with a katana.

 

[Jewthulhu]

This isn't some hard thing to wrap your head around if you know anything about the law, but the jews and neoliberals who benefit from the system being as it's been in the last 22 years will say you should take every rookie cop at their word. We defeated the Soviet Union just to adopt their failings after 9/11. But you're not going to fuck me over, I've geared myself since the Obama administration not to ground myself in anything that can be cancelled by a mob of ill-informed people. I am unshakable.

 

[Pissmaster]

Gosh, I love Microsoft products. I never leave home without my Windows phone, my Surface tablet, and my Zune blasting all my favorite mid-2000s tunes.

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

I'm okay with fucking children but making them wear fur suits crosses the line

 

[Aspiring Artist]

I'm guessing furries weren't a core part of DeSantis' base to begin with.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

They were eating better when surrounded at Stalingrad

 

[Gentlebastard]

Once more pornography is the untouchable sacred cow. Woe betide anyone who tries to interrupt the coom.

a carpeted bathroom in a troon-nest, fuck me

Historical tragedy that we did not get the A-bombs built in time to glass Berlin.

I dont think ive ever seen a mtf live but im starting to be paranoid and when I see a perticularly ugly woman I start looking at the hands, feet and neck

Thank you for that image. I'm sure I'll see it in my nightmares.

Can't wait for NATO bombs to start dropping. It's America's sworn duty to make the world safe for democracy assfucking.

Lol, those conservative yokels think "presentations that simulate sexual conduct or specific sexual activities" are "inherently sexual."

I still keep hoping for "conspiracy to commit sodomy" to be entered into a formal court record somewhere, someday.

"YOU ARE UNDAH ARREST FOR EATING DA POO POO!"

the hot dogs started haunting her dreams

What Christopher Tolkien should have done is split the estate among parties who hate each other. Israel and Iran, North and South Korea, Kiwi Farms and Trans Lifeline. You'd never get everyone to agree to make anything else again.

Excuse me, "dwarf" is the human word; he preferred to be called a Digga or Diggerself.

You owe me a crate of emesis bags.

All social media links are some degree of repulsive and likely to contain NSFW content, proceed at own risk

(I do not know the German for 'you did not fart in my wife's vagina.')

Du hast nicht in die Vagina meiner Frau gefurzt.

Not exactly something that I think comes up a lot in German but I'm pretty sure the French have a proverb about it.

They linked me to a microcephaly wiki page to explain why calling them smoothbrained was ableist lmfao

My hands are quite big and firm, much like the balls I gargle when sucking dick. Then I let them titty-fuck me. Because I’m fat.

Hoarder stratigraphy would place it at the bottom of the pile if it was there when they arrived.

Time flies when you’re grooming children!

Kids are so receptive to grooming! It’s so easy and pleasant to remove their physical boundaries and prep them for my fellow perverts!

I keep seeing them more and more. But my fear is that they mistake my repeated quick glances as attraction, and not me trying to figure out what kind of fucked up they are.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

You vill eat nossing and you vill be happy.

Overnight accommodations for those who want an all-night GFE with your favorite prostitute (discounts for white disabled ex-Mormons only)
A gym so you can work out in your best suit and get ripped for that special hooker before she sucks you your penis
All-you-can-eat waffle buffet with powdered drink varieties to mix and match to your preference, generic brand cereal bar as well, so you can get a romantic breakfast with the whore of your choice after a night of paid lovemaking
Walhburgers franchise location so you can treat your lady of the night to a high-class luxury dining experience without having to walk outside (because you may or may not own a car)
A pool so you can oogle the strumpets in their finest Playboy brand bikinis (and make good use of your webbed fingers)
On-site dentist to provide teeth whitening, because if you can't close your mouth you might as well have white choppers to dazzle the tricks before they kiss you in a way that helps your disability
Boutique slutwear clothing store, so you can treat your hired ho to some finery (also accepts Dennis Hof tokens as payment)

The only resistance to this will be from the turks running the Döner kebabs.

They are proving it time and time ahead, Germans are fucked in the head.

 

[Aspiring Artist]

>Website hacked by followers of the Pig Monster cult
>Users dumb enough to use work emails and spam child porn in others DM's get compromised
>Serbian-American pizza enthusiast to blame

<2022-07-12T20:19:58.000Z> EdBoatConnoisseur: yeh, i wanted to ddos kiwifarms but it seems like it will require heaps of work

<2022-05-07T21:01:50.000Z> EdBoatConnoisseur: God what i'd give to be able to plow a good femboy or tranny on the bussy.

Finally, while hacks like Ralph and Godwinson will spend 15 minutes treating some boring conversation between Metokur and Null as some revelation, they missed the truly deranged:

 

[doodoocaca]

male to blahaj

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

There's also another community of fetishists for people sinking in quicksand

 

[Meat Target]

The blonde women in aprons baking apple pie with their tits out are just regular whores catering to a specific fetish by playing pretend. Still the same old porn, but in a cornfield.

 

[Sprate Header]

I had to google what neko and shota was (mistake)

 

[Black Man Underwear]

don't infect me with your spare nigger

Why is ronald mcdonald turning the dogs gay?

the amount of racism required to craft such niggerbabble was an extreme concentration

Tongue. Nigger. Anus. Get right down in there and get some shit on your tongue, then smear it all over your teeth and growl like the nigger you are.

i birthed you out of my anus

 

[BirdUp]

 

[Useful_Mistake]

No sausages allowed but we should promote women with wieners at school? I’m so confused.

Germanstan is (((FUCKED))).

Godamnit Putler, I just want to brew!

can we genocide florida?

It never happened, and they deserved it.

yes Null is a “Transmisic communist“

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

I can't believe a professor in cunny posting would be a zionist

It's like one of those "alcoholic in the family" situations, except with more threats of genocide.