random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Gentlebastard]

I'd be a rich man if I had a dollar for every tranny that talked about their desire to rape lesbians with their girldicks.

It's too late. Now he will forever be the Goebbels to the alpaca death camp that ended in ignominious shame.

How is this news? Sub Sahara Hunter gatherer tribes who've never seen a tellie know that Quentin Tarantino has a foot fetish.

Hell, the fact that it's the body part of an adult female alone makes it far less degenerate than a lot of the shit on the Internet.

Segue into the meat of my rant:

Now, don't get me wrong, I appreciate beholding the female form like anyone else so-inclined.

I just stumbled across r/KinkyTaxidermy/.

See, when you have article titles like that, the denial is just a little too specific.

My tin foil's a foilin'

Could it be done? Could you go outside of your home without a backpack stuffed with clothes and drugs? A truly difficult question.

They destroyed a newer Stainless Steel Weber Genesis II (with side burner) grill. That's easily a $1000 grill. Fucking animals. These people deserve absolutely nothing but pain and misery.

I feel like nonbinary is the "participation trophy" gender, if you will. A place where anyone who can't, don't or won't (for whatever reason) fully transition can reside and be validated.

It's like one of those "alcoholic in the family" situations, except with more threats of genocide.

 

[BirdUp]

I currently have a cork in my ass.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Murdered girl post has now been deleted.

 

[Spud]

How amusing, a White marrying a mexican to get American citizenship.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

"why would a man be looking at dicks"
think hard.

DiggieSmalls said:
i'll let you know. I'm the biggest faggot in american. I'm such a fag its crazy. But even I don't hold a candle to the average russian male.

 

[Meat Target]

I've come to dread stumbling upon Youtube videos made in 2020 that always mentioned "staying strong" during this "difficult time". It perfectly dates everything from that time period like a tree ring made of dogshit.

 

[NerdShamer]

I was completely fine and chilled but the longer I was on tren the more nuts I got
Only realised when someone stopped on an amber light infornt of me when I was running late for work and I had to stop myself dragging them out the car and slamming the door on their head because it felt like they'd done it on purpose to make me angry or laugh at me

 

[Useful_Mistake]

We're all a little ashamed of A&H and we hide as much of it as possible.

War Cats for June 1, 2023

Vtuber Fans DO NOT UNDERSTAND that REAL (((3dpd))) WOMAN are MURDERING Anime Girls then WEARING THEM AS A FLESH SUIT For Online Entertainment in the Satanic Industry called ((((((HOLOLIVE))))))
The Great Deception Is here... It must be stopped

That was a wet fart.

get all my whores to post about how every Kiwi user is a massive Chad with an even massive-er shlong.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

I think Tacticool Kitten Love Grenades would be a great name for an all girl band.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Why she told us about her marital rapes I'll never understand.

Putin has always said he has no smartphone, though the Kremlin has said the former KGB spy does use the internet from time to time.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Nothing says nazi more than a username that genital shames Hitler.

My apologies to 14glassthejews88. To be fair, it's an easy mistake to make.

 

[Gentlebastard]

He was reportedly not too pleased that the extremely favorable reporting of the story wasn't more favorable.

He'd be too old and tough for the grinder. You need urban youth; their flesh is tender, like veal.

Nobody wastes money like a jobless troon

Oh yeah, YT be forcin me to chop up my neighbors with machetes.

I first read YT as "YouTube" and started laughing way too much.

 

[Seafarer]

It's fascinating to watch. It's like attempted gay rape on a mass corporate scale.

"DAMN THE TORPEDOES, FULL TRANS AHEAD"

 

[Meat Target]

Sounds exactly like something an adrenochrome harvesting child stealer would say...

It was made all the more disturbing by the fact that the hotel itself seemed to be calling for aid and felt, in spite of its decades of unresting malice and guile, indignant and helpless. It must be that fat new caretaker; the man's mind was, even in the fine Autumn afternoon they had met, full of nothing but undirected fury, the fear of a perpetual prey, self delusion, and a niggling hunger for pepperoni.

 

[Shiny Shroodle]

You know how it be. Bitches can't cook or clean anymore, all they know is UberEats, charge their phone, eat hot chip, and lie.

We are so back. It is the holy month brothers and sisters and persons on unspecified gender! Have you counted the anal bead rosary yet? Have you made your prayers to the holy gay yet?

Oh my science, YES! I've offered 6 abortions, 6 pozzloads and 6 am holes to baphomet. Xir is my favorite goat headed tranny demon to worship

 

[stupid frog]

 

[Useful_Mistake]

HITLERHATESNIGGERS donates $2.99.

 

[Wy4M]

- Get fucked you goddamn wallaby humper. fine away.
and
- THIS IS A U.S. WEBSITE YOU FUCKING MORON. THE MATERIAL STAYS UP, SHOVE YOUR FINES UP YOUR ARSE.

context: https://kiwifarmsaaf4t2h7gc3dfc5ojh...-william-fong-lizthegrey.128419/post-16370007

 

[Gentlebastard]

"Youths" might as well be a racial slur on its own by now.

Hell at this point future doctor might as well be a racial slur

I'm still fond of "rowdies" although "youths" does have a certain ring to it.

I see way too many delusional women who believe that sufficient squatting will change the fact that they have narrow hips and a Hank Hill ass. Sorry, you're gonna have to reroll your character - lifting only accomplishes so much.

Cambodian white supremacy has been an issue for a long time.

happy Rectal prolapse appreciation month

I don't think I've ever seen someone mow a lawn as a flex, but I have now!

Just when I think "These guys can't possibly be that stupid. They can't do the one thing that would doom them," they go and do the one thing that would doom them.

41% environmentalists. Buy environmentalists tickets to Detroit. Sign environmentalists into the Army of Ukraine. Give environmentalists the ability to hug lions, swim with sharks, pet scorpions, step on snek.

We don't use slurs during pride month, nigger.

I blame Jon Stewart for this shit. "Oh I'm making a real point until you call me out on my bullshit then it's all just a joke, bro. LOL why you so serious (trans women are women)." etc

If there was still a need for currency, it would be cooking appliance knobs, but thankfully society has evolved past that.

Sounds like someone accidentally released their smutfic as a political manifesto.

the majority of society (read: "the normies")

 

[Meat Target]

I pledge to keep my eyes closed and grope as many boobies as necessary. To, uh, stop cancer.

Blind lesbians now have opportunity for Best Job Ever